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Author Topic: Nist Akath - The Complete Story  (Read 592305 times)

Captain Mayday

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3600 on: August 30, 2009, 05:52:21 am »

The Journal of Mayor Lokum Lerommeng, 2nd of Granite, 1091
Ah, the new year! This marks forty years for the fortress!
I must send the Captain my congratulations!

The young Catten is said to have finished the work she was doing.
She's made a native platinum bed dubbed 'Swaytouches the Tails of Wildness'... seems something was lacking in her upbringing. It's studded with gold, adorned with hanging rings of cat leather, and menaces with spikes of platinum and cat leather.
I looked it over and found an image of a toad in platinum, an image of dwarves travelling, in morions - apparently this relates to the founding of our fair fortress. Also, an image of mountains in cat leather, an image of a dog in willow, and an image of a dog in cave spider silk.

We valued it at around one hundred and ninety thousand! Very good. The only thing is that when I went back to organise having it moved somewhere safe, it was already gone!


Captain's Log, 2nd of Granite, 1091
I got a new bed!
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3601 on: August 30, 2009, 05:57:06 am »

Almost as good. Heh.

Damn, forty years. Nist Akath's really hung in there, huh?
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3602 on: August 30, 2009, 05:59:32 am »

That made me laugh so hard.

It reminded me of that thing with Ironblood, BurnedToast, and the Black Bronze items.
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"Land of song," said the warrior bard, "though all the world betray thee - one sword at least thy rights shall guard; one faithful harp shall praise thee."

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3603 on: August 30, 2009, 06:22:48 am »

Seems about time to post Ironblood's information again.
First, his stuff!
Owned Objects: 99
Holdings: Royal Throne Room, Royal Bedroom, Royal Dining room, Grand Mausoleum, 7 chests, 5 cabinets, 7 weapon racks, 5 armor stands.

Next, his DC stats


Finally.... his inventory.
A heavily worn mule leather coat.
a worn hoary marmot leather coat. (that's right, two coats)
A worn pigtail sock on his left foot (yeah, he only wears one sock. Two coats and one sock.)
Some worn pig tail trousers.
Steel chainmail, steel helm, steel low boots, steel gauntlets, steel greaves, steel shield, steel battleaxe.
An exceptional cat leather backpack.
a worn, but quality leather waterskin, made of one-humped camel leather! Fancy!

Now the mess and grime!
Dwarf blood on: Upper torso, lower torso, head, upper leg, left lower arm, throat, right ear, and his fourth finger of his right hand.
Elk blood on: Head, Left eye, Right ear, third and fourth fingers of his left hand, first finger of his right hand.
Random, unattributed blood on: both eyes, both ears, his nose, his mouth, his head, his throat, entirely coating both hands, and finally, both feet.
Mud: His entire head is encrusted in mud, as are his hands, and his feet.
Vomit spatter covers: His entire head, and his hands, and his feet.

I will note that apart from dwarf blood, which is probably his own, he is entirely clean on his limbs and torso.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3604 on: August 30, 2009, 06:28:45 am »

Hence the children?
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3605 on: August 30, 2009, 10:31:24 am »

Heh.  I was half expecting the disappearance of the platinum bed to have something to do with the soulsmith, which made the captain's comment on the bed even better.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3606 on: August 30, 2009, 12:50:19 pm »

I keep thinking 'Aerosmith' every time someone says 'Soulsmith'.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3607 on: August 30, 2009, 07:00:16 pm »


Mud: His entire head is encrusted in mud, as are his hands, and his feet.

I'm imagining a dwarf with spheres of mud for its hands, feet, and head.  Blood is leaking from the eyes.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3608 on: August 30, 2009, 07:13:35 pm »

Yes! Nist Akath updated! Loved the bed bit, thats completely Ironblood.
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I suspect you've never tried doing many illegal things yet in your game. The second the CCS knows you're "active", they'll come down on you like the hammer of God.

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3609 on: August 30, 2009, 09:31:10 pm »

Awesome, Ironblood is so epic he only needs one sock and never feels the need to clean himself off.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3610 on: August 31, 2009, 11:00:08 am »

But...!  If he only has one sock, and no shoes, then what is that goblin always polishing?
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If ignorance is bliss, why are my dwarves all tantruming?

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3611 on: August 31, 2009, 11:10:14 am »

His steel boots.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3612 on: August 31, 2009, 01:23:41 pm »

also, apparently Ironbloods an aspiring comedian. But far better at intimidating. As is right.
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I suspect you've never tried doing many illegal things yet in your game. The second the CCS knows you're "active", they'll come down on you like the hammer of God.

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3613 on: August 31, 2009, 02:38:41 pm »

When did ironblood use a hammer?
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« Reply #3614 on: August 31, 2009, 02:55:26 pm »

Oh sweet Armok, I can imagine Ironblood at the dining hall's amateur night:
"So I was killing some skelks the other day when I see this bone on the ground. I go to pick it up and, lo and behold, right there in front of me was the skeleton of some poncy human! ;D"
"..."
"You didn't find that funny?"
"..."
"YOU DIDN'T FIND THAT FUNNY?"
"... *cough*..."
"FIND IT FUNNY!"
"ha...ha...heheh..."
"That's better."

Well, at least now we know what happened to Elvis. ;)
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