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[Heron TSG]

Must have missed it.

[Christes]

Multiple times, actually.

[Virroken]

Wait, what the hell?  Level 107?  You can't even cheat your way that high!

Very possible in adventure mode. Almost easier in fortress, since you just have to wait while two superdwarves spar. I'm surprised people don't have superdwarves that high on a regular basis.

[crash2455]

Yeah, some of the Guards in Boardwhip are level 154 Wrestlers, and even the soldiers are over level 100 in their weapon skills.  I guess this explains why a 7 dwarf squad has been able to stop > 100 goblin sieges and dodge enough arrows to block out the sun.

[Captain Mayday]

It looks like it would be impossible to wound Onol!

For a few Lulz, I would like to see what my (Kierjan Thunderstrapping) stats are.  Can I even beat down a skelk yet?

Are you serious? Freaking children in  Nist Akath are able to destroy skelk by clapping them together. These are of course the legendary children. Still, you're easily able to destroy groups of them singlehanded. Every warrior in Nist Akath could destroy skelk indefinitely.

[Jackrabbit]

Remarkable to compare to the time that Skelk managed to be an actual menace.

[Zako]

Yeah... Those were the days...

[Hawkfrost]

Every warrior in Nist Akath could destroy skelk indefinitely.

Fighting all day, then still being attacked by skelk as they sleep.
I think going to the washroom would be irritating though.

[Kierjan]

Well, that makes my day!

[TotalPigeon]

Nice, pretty sure Glip is mine. Been working hard, I see!

[Asehujiko]

Next match up while we wait for the conclusion of this tale:
Nist's Finest VS HFS.

[crash2455]

As per your request: Nist Akath Guards vs HFS.  Unfortunately, I lost the video files, aside from the first one

Round 1: No Armor or weapons.  All Nist Akath guards quickly catch fire and burn to death.  Score: 7 kills.

Round 2: Steel Weapons and Armor.  All Nist Akath guards quickly catch fire and burn to death.  In the mayhem, one dwarf kills another.  Score: 9 kills (plus 1 dwarf).

Round 3: Steel weapons and armor.  Nist Akath guards die less quickly, but it is apparent that they want to fight with their clothes and backpacks rather than real weapons.  Still, even with backpacks, they can sever limbs.  4 kills (plus 1 dwarf).

Round 4: Steel weapons (real ones) and armor.  Even with real weapons, the guards decide to fight with their backpacks.  2 die instantly, the last 3 put on a good show, including this line:

Guard bashes SoF in the upper body with his Pig tail left glove!
It is shattered!
SoF is propelled away by the force of the blow!

Score: 9 kills

Edit: In the interrum, I managed to catch a goblin siege.  Behold the deadly power of clothes.

http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1493

Double Edit:  Victory! http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1494-victoryoverhfs

Round 5: Defeat.  Even with adamantine weapons, some dwarves still want to fight the demons with pants.  The fire still appears to be crippling them.  Score: 11 kills.

Round 6: Victory!  Dwarves stay back in the corner, letting the SoF come to them.  Even with this strategy, 4 of the 5 guards go down to the fire, and the last kill is taken by Ironblood.  Score: 19

[GlassInMyEyeGuy]

I must have missed something but... well, are we going to continue the story or just test out multiple dwarves against each other for aeons?

[crash2455]

We're all presently waiting for Captain Mayday to post a new part of the story.  In the duration, we're killing time with Dwarf Fights (TM) 2009.

[QuakeIV]

Lets see if the nist akath guards can outrun magma.