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Author Topic: Nist Akath - The Complete Story  (Read 608325 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3435 on: June 26, 2009, 11:43:52 pm »

Must have missed it.
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Christes

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3436 on: June 26, 2009, 11:54:04 pm »

Multiple times, actually.
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Virroken

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3437 on: June 27, 2009, 12:40:26 am »

Wait, what the hell?  Level 107?  You can't even cheat your way that high!
Very possible in adventure mode. Almost easier in fortress, since you just have to wait while two superdwarves spar. I'm surprised people don't have superdwarves that high on a regular basis.
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crash2455

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3438 on: June 27, 2009, 02:12:35 am »

Yeah, some of the Guards in Boardwhip are level 154 Wrestlers, and even the soldiers are over level 100 in their weapon skills.  I guess this explains why a 7 dwarf squad has been able to stop > 100 goblin sieges and dodge enough arrows to block out the sun.
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Captain Mayday

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3439 on: June 27, 2009, 04:09:08 am »

It looks like it would be impossible to wound Onol!

For a few Lulz, I would like to see what my (Kierjan Thunderstrapping) stats are.  Can I even beat down a skelk yet?

Are you serious? Freaking children in  Nist Akath are able to destroy skelk by clapping them together. These are of course the legendary children. Still, you're easily able to destroy groups of them singlehanded. Every warrior in Nist Akath could destroy skelk indefinitely.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3440 on: June 27, 2009, 05:50:43 am »

Remarkable to compare to the time that Skelk managed to be an actual menace.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3441 on: June 27, 2009, 09:20:21 am »

Yeah... Those were the days...
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3442 on: June 27, 2009, 09:41:52 am »

Every warrior in Nist Akath could destroy skelk indefinitely.

Fighting all day, then still being attacked by skelk as they sleep.
I think going to the washroom would be irritating though.
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Kierjan

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3443 on: June 27, 2009, 11:21:46 am »

Well, that makes my day!
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3444 on: June 27, 2009, 12:04:52 pm »

Nice, pretty sure Glip is mine. Been working hard, I see!
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Asehujiko

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3445 on: June 27, 2009, 04:09:47 pm »

Next match up while we wait for the conclusion of this tale:
Nist's Finest VS HFS.
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crash2455

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3446 on: June 27, 2009, 08:00:13 pm »

As per your request: Nist Akath Guards vs HFS.  Unfortunately, I lost the video files, aside from the first one

Round 1: No Armor or weapons.  All Nist Akath guards quickly catch fire and burn to death.  Score: 7 kills.

Round 2: Steel Weapons and Armor.  All Nist Akath guards quickly catch fire and burn to death.  In the mayhem, one dwarf kills another.  Score: 9 kills (plus 1 dwarf).

Round 3: Steel weapons and armor.  Nist Akath guards die less quickly, but it is apparent that they want to fight with their clothes and backpacks rather than real weapons.  Still, even with backpacks, they can sever limbs.  4 kills (plus 1 dwarf).

Round 4: Steel weapons (real ones) and armor.  Even with real weapons, the guards decide to fight with their backpacks.  2 die instantly, the last 3 put on a good show, including this line:
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Guard bashes SoF in the upper body with his Pig tail left glove!
It is shattered!
SoF is propelled away by the force of the blow!
Score: 9 kills

Edit: In the interrum, I managed to catch a goblin siege.  Behold the deadly power of clothes.

http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1493

Double Edit:  Victory! http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1494-victoryoverhfs

Round 5: Defeat.  Even with adamantine weapons, some dwarves still want to fight the demons with pants.  The fire still appears to be crippling them.  Score: 11 kills.

Round 6: Victory!  Dwarves stay back in the corner, letting the SoF come to them.  Even with this strategy, 4 of the 5 guards go down to the fire, and the last kill is taken by Ironblood.  Score: 19
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 09:52:22 pm by crash2455 »
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GlassInMyEyeGuy

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3447 on: June 27, 2009, 09:29:04 pm »

I must have missed something but... well, are we going to continue the story or just test out multiple dwarves against each other for aeons?
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crash2455

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3448 on: June 27, 2009, 09:57:13 pm »

We're all presently waiting for Captain Mayday to post a new part of the story.  In the duration, we're killing time with Dwarf Fights (TM) 2009.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 10:01:28 pm by crash2455 »
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3449 on: June 27, 2009, 10:16:58 pm »

Lets see if the nist akath guards can outrun magma.
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