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Author Topic: Nist Akath - The Complete Story  (Read 609520 times)

Captain Mayday

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3135 on: April 22, 2009, 12:40:43 am »
The thoughts of Gothmog Stolenseized, 12th Granite 1090.
Finally, the Elven diplomat has arrived, and the foolish dwarves open their gates! It's time to rush in and slaughter them!

I shall strike down many with my mighty sword!


We go undetected, but wait! A sole dwarven warrior has seen us! Surely he will alert... what is this? The fool is rushing towards us, instead of alerting his comrades!

Surely this buffoon realises the power of the goblin horde! It's time to make him understand!



Good grief he's fast! No sooner had we engaged him than we're being showered with the limbs of our comrades at the fore!

I give the order to surround him, but as soon as do he steps forth and slashes away a sizable chunk of my left thigh! The pain is horrible!

I crawl to get out of the way, I must survive! As I crawl, I continue to shout the lads on!

They begin running past me, and I know they are routing, even as I try to crawl away. Corpses of my comrades fly everywhere, the ground is littered with blood, weapons, and limbs. None of which are this dwarfs!
He strikes down one of the women, not sure who, since the body explodes from the impact right near me. Standing over me, I looked into his face and know true terror. This is the face of Nist Akath!
I hold out my hand in supplication, for mercy, and he strikes it off! I know only the blade as it swings towards me in its terrible arc...
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3136 on: April 22, 2009, 12:56:53 am »
Hehe. Utterly owned. What is the Captain, an octuple legendary?
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3137 on: April 22, 2009, 01:13:16 am »
Quote from: Eagle on April 22, 2009, 12:56:53 am
Hehe. Utterly owned. What is the Captain, an octuple legendary?

one day, armok decided to choose one special dwarf. he pointed at that dwarf and said "this dwarf shall have balls made from f***ing adamantium!"

the captain is this special dwarf.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3138 on: April 22, 2009, 01:29:20 am »
I know that. I was asking about his actual skills.
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Captain Mayday

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3139 on: April 22, 2009, 01:34:09 am »
Quote from: Eagle on April 22, 2009, 01:29:20 am
I know that. I was asking about his actual skills.

I forget. It's definitely at least 6 legendary skills.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3140 on: April 22, 2009, 06:16:52 am »
Give us a screen shot of the Captain's full title and stats. ;D
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3141 on: April 22, 2009, 09:30:35 am »
Quote from: Captain Mayday on April 22, 2009, 12:40:43 am
The thoughts of Gothmog Stolenseized, 12th Granite 1090.
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Awesome  ;D

What shall I say? Gothmog died, but he met Captain Ironblood in person. Thats more than most dwarves can say about themselves.  8)
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3142 on: April 22, 2009, 11:38:58 am »
Quote from: Captain Mayday on April 21, 2009, 11:47:18 pm
Still, it's the 90s now and it's time to look to the future!
Do you have dwarves running around in flannel and grunge bands?
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3143 on: April 22, 2009, 03:03:59 pm »
Damn the 90's.
Damn them.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3144 on: April 22, 2009, 04:44:56 pm »
Quote from: Captain Mayday on April 22, 2009, 12:40:43 am
We go undetected, but wait! A sole dwarven warrior has seen us! Surely he will alert... what is this? The fool is rushing towards us, instead of alerting his comrades!

Surely this buffoon realises the power of the goblin horde! It's time to make him understand!


I laughed.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3145 on: April 23, 2009, 10:42:52 pm »
Mayoral Report - Lokum Lerommeng, 14th of Felsite 1090
Disaster! More disaster!
Today I got a missing persons report for one Urvad WalledDrives, daughter and only remaining relative of the late Kinneus. The last time she was seen she was going to go wall up a section of the tomb trail. I fear the worst!

Worse than that, our master farmer Ral, and master bone carver Helm have both been crushed under collapsing rock!
Zonhin, artist extraordinaire died after plummeting to his death in the same incident.
Several important dwarves are amongst those extremely wounded, including BurnedToast, Magni, Marigi, and Tigerbunny.

This construction stuff is harder than I'd thought!
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3146 on: April 23, 2009, 11:18:48 pm »
nooooo! burntoast cant die!
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3147 on: April 23, 2009, 11:19:36 pm »
QFT!
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3148 on: April 23, 2009, 11:51:36 pm »
Oh dear god not the toast!!!
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Thus ends the official written history of the fortress known as Boatmurdered. May their tortured souls rest in peace.

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3149 on: April 24, 2009, 01:18:07 am »
wow! a fortress that lasted two real life years!  I didnt read the whole thread front to back, so I don't know of setbacks but damn!
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Quote from: Demonic Spoon on June 20, 2009, 04:45:23 am
Of course, why else would dwarves risk life and limb to retrive one sock during a full scale siege onslaught.
The depressing thing is that they quite often lose life and limb(s) in the process.
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