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Author Topic: Nist Akath - The Complete Story  (Read 606777 times)

Strife26

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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2760 on: February 19, 2009, 07:43:40 pm »
Imagine the special effects that'd be needed!
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2761 on: February 19, 2009, 08:08:15 pm »
While Chuck Norris is great and all, I don't really want to see him wrestle while naked...
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2762 on: February 19, 2009, 09:48:22 pm »
Why not? He's got great buns.
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« Reply #2763 on: February 19, 2009, 09:50:17 pm »
Quote from: Mephisto on February 19, 2009, 08:08:15 pm
While Chuck Norris is great and all, I don't really want to see him wrestle while naked...

Never underestimate the power of convenient camera angles.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2764 on: February 19, 2009, 09:51:41 pm »
Enough goblins would be dead by the time they got the cam running all you would see is his head anyways.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2765 on: February 20, 2009, 03:00:35 am »
his beard would be a megabeast.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2766 on: February 20, 2009, 04:06:51 pm »
Chuck Norris jokes . . . We really need an update now.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2767 on: February 20, 2009, 11:26:36 pm »
No kidding. Update plz.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2768 on: February 21, 2009, 04:03:04 am »
This is awesome on so many levels. After reading through the 185 pages, my eyes are a bit tired, but it was worth it.

I wonder what will happen to the acolyte ;)
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2769 on: February 21, 2009, 05:47:31 pm »
Iron Blood:"IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!"
Acolyte:"YES AND NOW YOU WILL DIE BY THE HANDS OF YOUR FALLEN BRETHREN!"
3hrs of zombie brawling later.
Acolyte:"UUUNHH... HOW CAN THIS BE!"
Iron Blood:"Im that Badass." *hack*
Xotes, Acolyte, has been struck down.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2770 on: February 21, 2009, 05:56:50 pm »
2 Barrels of Sewer Brew on the Cap'n fighting the soulsmith as an avatar of Armok.
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Quote from: Sensei on September 15, 2009, 06:32:29 pm
..."I bumped Nist Akath and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"...

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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2771 on: February 21, 2009, 06:24:43 pm »
Quote from: Lemnx on February 21, 2009, 05:56:50 pm
2 Barrels of Sewer Brew on the Cap'n fighting the soulsmith as an avatar of Armok.
Throw in a sunshine and you've got a deal.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2772 on: February 21, 2009, 06:41:23 pm »
Im in on that bet.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2773 on: February 21, 2009, 11:33:30 pm »
I'm putting in three Elf Skull Totems on Ironblood killing the Acolyte in combat, but the soulsmith arrives and kills Ironblood.


BUT!


From the SHEER AWESOMENESS of Ironblood's life, the blood is used as the ultimate sacrifice to bring ARMOK HIMSELF into the mortal realm, where he shall destroy the Soulsmith in one-on-one combat, and resurrect Ironblood as an immortal to rule Dwarfdom for all eternity.

And an extra barrel of Dwarven ale on thirty-six years afterwards, the Kingdoms of Dwarves, Men, and Elves, led by Ironblood, Chuck Norris, and Elrond shall defeat Armok and claim their rightful positions as gods.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #2774 on: February 21, 2009, 11:54:01 pm »
...only to have the elves wiped out the first time they complain about trees, leaving the entire universe free of tree huggers.
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