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Lemnx

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1065 on: February 09, 2008, 01:35:00 pm »

I wonder what idiot could have done a thing! (Laughs)
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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1066 on: February 09, 2008, 01:49:00 pm »

are you thinking of doing some overly stupid architectural thing just for the fun of it?

a flag mosaic, the words "ironblood > You"?

a road made out of some random material?

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1067 on: February 09, 2008, 02:14:00 pm »

He could make a road made out of bone. He's got an unlimited supply for that from Skelks.

Actually, what can you make out of bone for the fortress? Might as well use it to make tables, chairs, thrones, etc. considering the limited supply of wood.

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1068 on: February 09, 2008, 02:36:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Trax:
<STRONG>He could make a road made out of bone. He's got an unlimited supply for that from Skelks.</STRONG>

best idea i've ever heard.

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« Reply #1069 on: February 09, 2008, 02:43:00 pm »

quote:
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best idea i've ever heard.</STRONG>


He should also pave the outside grounds of the fortress with Skelk bones, probably just use the designate road tool or something and covering from one corner of the fortress walls to the next.

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1070 on: February 09, 2008, 03:34:00 pm »

quote:
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He should also pave the outside grounds of the fortress with Skelk bones, probably just use the designate road tool or something and covering from one corner of the fortress walls to the next.</STRONG>


i don't think skelks are that prevalent.

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1071 on: February 09, 2008, 05:43:00 pm »

Too bad he can't butcher the bodies of the people killed. Not for their meat, but for their bones.
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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1072 on: February 09, 2008, 07:26:00 pm »

I could only imagine the merchants...


Merchant 1: Nist Akath... The last place I want to be.
Merchant 2: DO you hear that crunching?
Merchant 1: It seems to be the roads... (EYES GO ALL WIDE)
Merchant 2: BY ARMOK, IT IS ALL BONES!
Merchant 3: (Wets pants)

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1073 on: February 09, 2008, 07:41:00 pm »

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i don't think skelks are that prevalent.</STRONG>


heh! There is always at least 5 on the map. When I kill those, more are spawned. There can be maybe 2-3 groups at once.

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1074 on: February 09, 2008, 09:47:00 pm »

quote:
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<STRONG>I could only imagine the merchants...


Merchant 1: Nist Akath... The last place I want to be.
Merchant 2: DO you hear that crunching?
Merchant 1: It seems to be the roads... (EYES GO ALL WIDE)
Merchant 2: BY ARMOK, IT IS ALL BONES!
Merchant 3: (Wets pants)</STRONG>


Paved with the skulls of skelks, goblins, dragons, titans, Hydras (7 for the price of one!), and anything else that tries to attack the castle (including those damn treacherous elves, their skulls are in there too!)

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« Reply #1075 on: February 10, 2008, 12:16:00 am »

May I have someone? Preferrably someone that will be a Marksdwarf. If not, anyone's fine.
Name: Bean
Gender: Male
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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1076 on: February 10, 2008, 12:20:00 am »

Events of the 12th of Hematite.
"Captain?" inquired BurnedToast, entering Ironblood's quarters.
"Good morning, BurnedToast! What have you for me today?" asked the Captain jovially.
"Goblins actually. They're outside the gates."
"I assume you've ordered them closed, then?"
"Of course sir. But there's something you should see..."

Ironblood followed BurnedToast up to the roof of the Hammer Tower, allowing them an unsurpassed view of their surroundings.

"I see three squads, BurnedToast. So what?"
"Count their crossbowmen, sir." said BurnedToast, smiling.
"Why... oh.. OH!"
The Captain began to break down laughing, and his bellowing laugh could be heard even by the goblins, who were slightly unnerved by it.

"Three? THREE?!" shouted Ironblood.
"Yes, sir."
"They can't take us with twenty! They send three?!"
"So it would seem."
"Okay... okay. Send Nagash II to go kill them please. I'm going to go get my axe. I think it may be time for some fun." said Ironblood, smiling broadly.

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1077 on: February 10, 2008, 12:38:00 am »

You could try building a road out of tallow.  All you need is to have it be the first ingredient on the list, and then use stone as the rest.  It'll still be a tallow road, but you'll be hiding some rocks in it.  That sounds fun.


Alternatively, buy a few logs from the merchants who actually make it to your depot without being mobbed by goblins, and burn them into ashes.  Then, make roads out of ashes (you can also make walls, floors, and I think bridges out of them.  Fun stuff).

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Re: Nist Akath. Betrayal in the Tundra.
« Reply #1078 on: February 10, 2008, 01:02:00 am »

Events of the 13th of Hematite.
The goblins launched their assault. There must have been forty of them, half the number of citizens of Nist Akath, but all armed and armoured.
The largest force came from the south. Two groups of goblin swordsmen, led by two crossbowmen.
   

The Hammergoblins, led by a fearsome looking Speargoblin, fell upon the traps to the north. The walls were sprayed with blood, and limbs were sundered from bodies.
The Spearmaster Goblin was captured within a cage trap, and the gates were let down to allow Adalore's squad access to the survivors, who fled before him, but not fast enough.
The Hammermaster leapt down upon the frightened goblins, smashing mighty holes in their torsos, breaking necks and crushing organs. The goblins rushed him, but he swatted them like gnats so quickly they could barely counterstrike.
One goblin leapt at the champion, knocking him to the ground, but Adalore smashed the goblin in the face, and rolled to his feet.
He swung his mighty hammer twice more, shattering the flesh of the two remaining goblins.

"FEAR MY HAMMER, PUNY GOBLINS!" he shouted, and pointed his hammer towards an approaching squad of goblin macemen. He noted a single remaining hammergoblin fleeing screaming past them. The squad of goblins looked a little put off by this, and also by the large, fearsome dwarf pointing a hammer at them.
Partly this was because he was clearly unafraid, partly this was because he was covered in blood. Mostly this was because he was standing on a pile of goblin corpses as he did it.

Meanwhile to the south, Captain Ironblood was fighting, on his own, against two entire goblin squads. Thus far one goblin had reached him, and was now in two large separate pieces at his feet.
More were coming at him, and although he wondered where Viktoria and Bomrek were, he wasn't really bothered. In fact, his mind seemed remarkably clear, almost as though he were in a trance.
He dodged bolts effortlessly as they flew towards him, and hacked a goblin to bits as he did so.

The goblin crossbowman who had been shooting at him suddenly noticed how unfortunately close the Captain actually was.
   

The goblin, known to his men as Sergeant Snarlingjackal, turned to run, throwing one of his men in front of the dwarf.
The Captain slashed the goblin in two, and destroyed a Skelk who had been approaching in the same blow.
He rolled beneath some goblins, and cut off one of their legs.
He was forced to confront the other Skelks of the pack while the goblins attempted to flee.

It was then that Bomrek and Viktoria's squad of Kast, Moogel and Darktongue arrived at the scene of carnage.
"Need a hand?" asked Bomrek, coming to his side.
"I already have a few extras!" said the Captain, pointing at all the severed limbs, and grinning.
"That's disgusting!" said Bomrek, "Lets get a few more!"

The dwarves charged the goblins, who, while running for their lives, were not anywhere near fast enough. The dwarves leapt at them, slaughtering over half a dozen more before the rest of them managed to escape.
Then they turned their attention to the north, and wondered if Adalore would need some help with the macedwarves.

He didn't. While most had escaped, he had claimed significant numbers of them. The land was coated in goblin corpses, but not a single dwarf had fallen.

Atop the Hammertower stood the Acolyte, watching the bloodshed.
She had hoped that the strength of the dwarves would be sapped by the siege, but it appeared that the envoy of her God had been right. The goblins were a broken threat, and little would be gained of those still living.
But that wasn't a problem for the Acolyte. She knew how to make do with the dead.

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« Reply #1079 on: February 10, 2008, 01:39:00 am »

quote:
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It was then that Bomrek and Viktoria's squad of Kast, Moogel and Darktongue arrived at the scene of carnage.
"Need a hand?" asked Bomrek, coming to his side.
"I already have a few extras!" said the Captain, pointing at all the severed limbs, and grinning.
"That's disgusting!" said Bomrek, "Lets get a few more!"
</STRONG>

One of the best quotes I've read so far.

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