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[Impending Doom]

quote: I had to make the old titan a crap monster that had to be killed, and made a new Titan with the same name from a corpse.

So wait, you turned titans into gigantic, evil nesting dolls?

[Trax]

Chalk me up as yet another person to register to the forum just to say great thread!

It is a damn shame that there are no more immigrants. Since everyone else is asking for dwarfication, can I ask to be Titanized?   All I ask is for pants, and a Titan lady so we can make Titan babies.    

[ February 08, 2008: Message edited by: Trax ]

[Asehujiko]

Can i have the next colosus that shows up?

Name: Asehujiko

[Akroma]

if he gets the collossus I claim a Hydra, name it Xel'lotath

[Bullion]

i get the next dragon!

name it...... Smaug!

[Trax]

Oh God..what have I started! Next people will be asking to be GOBLINS living with the dwarves.

Since immigration seems to have halted, why not alter the saved game so that more children are made and they mature faster?

[ilnar]

has a sudden vision of the trained titan in *x large* steel armour standing with the captain against the hordes of zombies.....

"ooohhhhhh"

beyond quality

[Lemnx]

Dwarfs battling Goblins on top of Hydra war steads with Titans carrying massive war blades...

That mention of the cabinet was hilarious! :3

[Captain Mayday]

I can name them these things, but bringing this Titan in is a unique circumstance.
Anybody else is going to be violently put down.

[Trax]

If no pants can be made in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL, the Titan might have to grow a beard until it covers himself. That's going to take a while....

[Jirou]

I always assumed nude titans were naturally covered, maybe like this -

Actually, that was after I read this thread, otherwise I may have never noticed their lack of clothing at all.

[Trax]

By the way Captain, has everyone stopped sleeping in mud and having their clothes rot off. Or is that still a problem?

[Captain Mayday]

quote:Originally posted by Trax:
<STRONG>By the way Captain, has everyone stopped sleeping in mud and having their clothes rot off. Or is that still a problem?</STRONG>

Sleeping in mud hasn't been a problem for years. They've got about twice as many beds as are actually needed.

They also don't seem ton mind their clothes rotting off as much now. Most are hardened or so jaded they don't care. Plus, they're mostly all happy enough to take the hit.

That said, no initial clothes remain, so everyone has a small amount of clothing, in various states of disrepair. This way, they don't take a hit all at once for all items rotting off.

[Metal Chao]

I JUST READ 43 PAGES OF TEXT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.

...

It was worth it.

[Captain Mayday]

Captain's Log. 2nd of Granite.
Well, I must admit that the Titan Coce has proven an excellent addition to the fortress guard. Nobody dares step out of line with him around!
He's progressed very nicely as a soldier, and even measures up against our more seasoned warriors.
I've gotten used to having him around, but I doubt I'll ever get used to him being trouserless. He certainly makes the ladies blush.

I spoke with him earlier today, and spoke of his training. He expressed a desire to stay on, and assist us in our efforts. He realizes we need no help defending ourselves, but he would like to lend a hand nonetheless.

A noble thought, I thought.

Beyond this, we've been busy reconstructing the roof of the fort. Some fool made a mistake in measurements, and we've had to stretch the office at the top a few feet in order to maintain symmetry.

Damn stupid of whoever it was.