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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66939 times)

abculatter_2

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #450 on: June 24, 2009, 10:15:57 am »
He then puts the tower back in its rightful place, saving both Snoopicus and the tower.

Suddenly, from the bushes...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #451 on: June 24, 2009, 10:18:17 am »
A bush emerges! It's Bushy the bushy talking walking bush! The warlock looks at the bush and suddenly a flame appears in his hand. He pulls back his arm as if to throw it and then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #452 on: June 24, 2009, 10:20:59 am »
When the wizard looks at the sandwhich and says, "Can i have that *Warthog tallow roast sandwhich*...But suddenly he bursts into flame and explodes.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #453 on: June 24, 2009, 10:25:55 am »
The Ham Sandwich of Life of Death is more experienced!
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Quote from: FalseDead on April 21, 2012, 04:39:07 pm
Don't think of it as being besieged by thralls/husks, think of it as having your own personal moat of life hating mutilated menaces

Now wall yourself in quickly

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #454 on: June 24, 2009, 10:58:43 am »
The Ham Sandwich of Life and Death is now Super Ham Sandwich of Life and Deathly Tough!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #455 on: June 30, 2009, 01:25:51 am »
This is seperate, guys- continue your story as if nothing happened.

Snoopy Nilolon waited. The !!pixies!! above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There was a sandwich in the fortress. He didn't see it, but he had expected it now for years. His warnings to Mayor Atirtirist were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Snoopy was a peasant for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the fortresses and he said ' I want to be in the fortresses daddy.'
Dad said 'No! You will be KILL BY UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST!'
There was a time when he believed him. But as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the fortress of the Anvils of Doubting he knew there was a sandwich.
'This is Dyerims' the mind control crackered. ' You must eat the sandwich!'
So Snoopy gotted his !!pig tail sock!! and blew up the wall.
'HE GOING TO EAT US' said the sandwich golems
'I will cause inexplicable things to happen to him' said the sandwich and he opened the !!plot holes!!. Snoopy socked at him and tried to blew him up. But then the cieling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
'No! I must eat the sandwich!' he shouted.
'No Snoopy. You ARE the sandwich.' said the radio.
And then Snoopy was the Mayor.

Bonus points to those who get the reference.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2009, 01:35:25 am by Blargityblarg »
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #456 on: June 30, 2009, 01:54:17 am »
Wow. Epic. And im happy/sad to say that i get the reference. The original is so bad its hilarious.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #457 on: June 30, 2009, 02:06:23 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on June 24, 2009, 10:58:43 am
The Ham Sandwich of Life and Death is now Super Ham Sandwich of Life and Deathly Tough!

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #458 on: June 30, 2009, 11:39:00 am »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on June 30, 2009, 01:25:51 am
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I don't think anyone doesn't get the reference
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #459 on: June 30, 2009, 11:41:01 am »
Quote from: Rashilul on June 30, 2009, 11:39:00 am
Quote from: Blargityblarg on June 30, 2009, 01:25:51 am
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I don't think anyone doesn't get the reference

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #460 on: June 30, 2009, 01:49:52 pm »
The flaming Wizard chunks fly all over and light everything in the town but snoopicus and the sandwhich of life and death
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #461 on: June 30, 2009, 07:40:52 pm »
... including the booze barrel stockpile Snoopicus was standing near!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #462 on: June 30, 2009, 09:21:58 pm »
Snoopicus notices a ☼<<☼Pig tail sock☼>>☼ and runs to get it, getting just out of the blast range just before the booze explodes and..
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #463 on: July 17, 2009, 11:33:10 am »
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #464 on: July 17, 2009, 11:38:47 am »
...someone had a lot of time on their hands
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