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[Neoskel]

So Snoopicus quickly changes into his fireproof fire imp leather knickers.

[MercDraco]

And takes two weeks to come to unburned ground, before noticing he's misplaced the HSoLoD, he's also noticed that his beard is long enough for 3 dwarfs and burning when he suddenly...

[Dragooble]

sees bear cavalry, just over the hill!

[raptor]

he then says oh SH-

[Strife26]

The bear calvary are stuck down, as if by a vengeful power. Snoopicus wonders, "...

[Dragooble]

"why do i feel so not hungry all of a sudden?"

[Calvin]

"Oh well." Snoopicus says.

With his sandwich in his hand, and not much distraction, he attempts to eat it.

He actually sucessfully got through the magical forcefield!

Problem with taht?

"Snoopicus licks the Ham Sandwich of Life and Death"

Aw fuck, its not edible.

He proceeds to look for a legendary wizard to see if he can change the sandwich...

[Neoskel]

"Oh well." Snoopicus says.

With his sandwich in his hand, and not much distraction, he attempts to eat it.

He actually sucessfully got through the magical forcefield!

Problem with taht?

"Snoopicus licks the Ham Sandwich of Life and Death"

Aw fuck, its not edible.

He proceeds to look for a legendary wizard to see if he can change the sandwich...

ERROR. ERROR. UNIVERSE SHUTDOWN.

Cause: HSoL&D control of causality cannot be beaten.

Killer clown en route. Time machine primed. Mind control crown placed on Tyrannosaurus.
Reinitializing universe in 3...2...1...




Snoopicus attempts to eat the HSoL&D when he is suddenly interrupted by the sound of squeaky shoes...

[Jamini]

As chunks of gore covered in makeup, a frilly clown suit, a rubber nose-ball, half a dozen water-squirting flowers, a banana-creme pie with whipped cream on the top, two dozen balloon animals, a tiny toy car, a pair of big floopy shoes, and a sign with the words 'Boy. That banana and chocolate-chip sandwich sure looks delicious.' written on it falls out of the sky and lands two meters, seven decimeters, five centimeters, and nine millimeters away from him.

Somewhat phased by this sudden and random occurrence, Snoopicus determines that a wizard must have done it! Keeping the sandwitch in the back of him mind (but, for some reason now armed with the knowlage that the sandwitch is not currently edible) he sets out to meet the wizard.

Along the way...

[Dragooble]

he finds an impossible triangle!

[Strife26]

The combination of recent paradoxi cuase reality to melt.

Snoopicus finds himself in an elven retreat. He is wearing only a pig tail sock (on his right hand).

In front of him, an elf has the Sandwhich!

[Muno syoan]

Fortunately, the elf is on a strict diet and only consumes dwarfmeat. The elf casts the sandwich aside.
Unfortunately, he then spots lunch. It is wearing a pig tail sock and looking longingly at the discarded sandwich.

[Shoruke]

Snoopicus, the elf, and the sandwhich form another impossible traingle, which melts reality, and Snoopicus finds himself holding The Ham Sandwich of Life and Death in one hand and the carnivorous elf in the other.

[Dwarfaholic]

A gigantic skeletal flowerpot falls on them, yelling "Not again!".

[Flintus10]

Confused by the obscure hitchikers guide to the galaxy reference Snoopicus as well as injured by the falling pot Snoopicus drops the sandwhich and the elf and falls to the ground and then...