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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66449 times)

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #585 on: January 18, 2010, 04:50:42 pm »
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #586 on: January 18, 2010, 11:05:26 pm »
Me! The narrator! What an amazing development. I...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #587 on: January 18, 2010, 11:10:45 pm »
Realize that you have done nothing worthwhile with your life and start feeling rather depressed when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #588 on: January 19, 2010, 12:34:46 am »
The HSoLDTaS transcends the mortal coil, shedding its hearty prison and becomes energy. It travels through space to a small fledgeling world, and descends upon its primordial surface.It creates a people in its own image,  raising them from the muck.

The Sandwichinians...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #589 on: January 19, 2010, 12:56:01 am »
..are then wiped out by the sun exploding!
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #590 on: January 19, 2010, 06:29:28 pm »
Which creates a vortex, warping the HSoLaDTaS back to a savescummed version of Snoopicus right before he saw the RCMSoLD. The HSoLaDTaS...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #591 on: January 19, 2010, 08:26:35 pm »
Uses its powers over time to see the future!

He sees Snoop and the RCMSoloD, and decides to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #592 on: January 19, 2010, 10:54:35 pm »
Oblierate the RCMSoLoD from the timeline! He does this by...
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #593 on: January 20, 2010, 12:51:24 am »
Absorbing the new one! Then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #594 on: February 27, 2010, 12:44:09 pm »
We all spontaneously combust due to solar radiation and the fact that the ham in said sandwhich is so old now that  it is an immensely corrosive substance.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #595 on: February 28, 2010, 12:20:21 pm »
...that would be absolutely delicious. Snoopicus realizes that most of the ham has fallen out, and goes to the food stockpile to get some more for the Ham Sandwich of Life, Death, Time and Space, when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #596 on: March 02, 2010, 04:52:47 am »
Suddenly time reverts to the beginning of the story!

Snoopicus smiles, as it is a beautiful day outside. He looks down, at his delicious Ham Sandwich. He goes to take a bite out of the sandwich when............
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #597 on: March 02, 2010, 06:33:25 pm »
.. he hear the sentries shout out an alarm. "Goblins! The greenskins are coming! Get the others, and get dressed, Snoop," the watchdwarf exclaims from atop the fortress wall. As the gates begin to close with a low rumble, Snoopicus glances mournfully at the Sandwich and ...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #598 on: March 02, 2010, 11:44:48 pm »
Notices history repeating itself!
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #599 on: March 02, 2010, 11:49:45 pm »
He then anti-eats the sandwich. Then...
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Quote from: Fastler on January 17, 2010, 05:08:32 pm
Just out of curiosity, what DOES Dwarf Fortress smell like?
Death, Booze, and Insanity.
Quote from: Ubiq on January 17, 2010, 11:26:13 pm
Ladders are absolutely essential for one reason and one reason only:
…
Welcome, friends to Slaves to Armok III: Snakes and Ladders.
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