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[Dwarfaholic]

Watches with horror as yet another adopted kitten is crushed. It steps over the bridge towards Snoopicus and...

[Duke 2.0]

Gets SUPER PISSED OFF nd starts to tear apart anything near it. Whats that? A Tentacle Demon right next to him? That guy is going down!

*Epic fight*

With the demons going through a small civil-war, Snoopicus looks down at two % symbols. One is the sandwich of life and death, the other is a !!Grilled cheese sandwich!!.

[Strife26]

Snoopicus suddenally comes up with a plan. If he could get the demons to confuse the sandwiches he could . . .

[Dwarfaholic]

Get that awesome !!Grilled cheese sandwich!!. Wait, what? Sorry.

"Hey, demons!", yells Snoopicus. The demons pause their fight for a second.
"Uh, what?"
"Look at this awesome sandwich, man!"
"Oh. Wow. I suddenly desire that sandwich."
"Crap."

Snoopicus' plan has backfired! There are now three contestants for the Sammich of Life and Death! What will happen next? Find out in the next post, in which...

[Jools]

...our sponsor, Hovis, shows us the delicious and versatile array of bread products you can use to make your *own* ham sandwiches, to amaze and delight your friends!

<Commercial>

Previously, on "Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death"...

<Recap of what's happened so far>

Snoopicus retreats slowly from the demons, as they advance upon him, all their eyes fixed upon the sandwich. Suddenly he feels a solid wall behind him, and the demons are still advancing... it looks bad for our hero...

<Time>

[Silu]

<...that is somehow interrupted by five pages of !!zombie carp!!.>

...until suddenly the Spirit of Fire looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible! The demon claims a butcher's shop that mysteriously appeared next to it, moves on to strike down the Tentacle Demon that was about to exterminate Snoopicus and makes an !!Tentacle Demon Thong!!! Snoopicus look at the !!thong!! in awe and...

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[dresdor]

His brain snaps as he tries to comprehend what happened.  But that's fine, as the demon tries to eat the sandwhich of life and death, Snoopicus is miraculously healed and finds the rocks at his feet have all been bathed in holy water and are holy schist rocks +5 of demon smiting.  So he...

[BurnedToast]

Is elected mayor!

Snoopicus promptly hops (sandwich in one foot) to attend meeting with a long line of disgruntled dwarves who's friends are now !!xXfriendsXx!! when he encounters....

Edit: forgot his hands were damaged

[ June 01, 2008: Message edited by: BurnedToast ]

[ June 01, 2008: Message edited by: BurnedToast ]

[Lemnx]

... a growling belly! Snoopicus, sandwich in han- errr, foot- realizes he never did take a bite out of that sandwich. As he goes to take a bite, a miner 1 z-level above him finishes mining out a square of floor, which then...

[Strife26]

It falls, narrowly missing Snoopicus. The dust cloud flings a !!XxfriendXx!! into a lever.  The lever is pulled and

<Pitch>

[Jualin]

... the strategic sandwich reserve is catapulted off the bridge it was designated for. Sandwiches fly down the corridor, hitting...

[Dwarfaholic]

... All the dwarves wishing for a meeting! Limbs and lungs fill the air.

Snoopicus, ungrazed, lifts the sandwich to his mouth and...

[iluogo]

realizes that his ham sandwich was knocked out of his hand by the flying sandwiches..,

[DoctrZombie]

Snoopicus stares in horror and disbelief at the room full of sandwiches, some of which are burning, dwarf body parts, also burning, litter the corridors. It will take him years to haul each sandwich back to its designated storage container.

As Mayor, Snoopicus decides this would be a great time to mandate that the export of Catapault parts be banned!

[Dwarfaholic]

... Inciting rage in the player, who decides Snoopicus can be no more.

Snoopicus feels like pulling a lever, when...