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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66456 times)

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2008, 12:38:00 pm »
Driven mad by lack of turtle shell, Snoopicus picks up the sandwich and starts looking at it.

Merely looking.
No more.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2008, 02:03:00 pm »
Snoopicus then notices the crushed turtle shell and grabs it, and the ham sandwich, and heads inside the fort to the craftsdwarf shop!
Three weeks later Snoopicus emerges with a Ham Sandwich encrusted with Turtle shell! It menaces with spikes of turtle shell! As he brings it out the Baron appears and says...

"Hey, is that a turtle sandwich?!"

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2008, 02:41:00 pm »
The spinning live !!carp!! strikes the baron in the head!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2008, 03:13:00 pm »
The !!carp!! was not just a !!carp!!, but rather a !!skeletal carp!!. Witnessing such a brutal act of doom Snoopicus did what any sane dwarf would do! He dropped the Ham Sandwich and picked up a pair of !!Rope Reed Trousers!!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2008, 04:11:00 pm »
Then, snoop remembers that his hands are still horribly maimed and drops the pants, which somehow slices the head off the !!skeletal carp!!.  Snoop shrugs and picks up the sandwich with his feet and is about to take a bite when...
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hat exactly am I doing here?

 

quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhu:
<STRONG>Now you see, you gave me the idea to sleep in a brook, and a hippo bit my head off.</STRONG>

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2008, 06:57:00 pm »
You have struck Talc!

Okay, thats fine. Snoopicus attempts to ea-

You have struck Microline!

Thats great. Bac-

You have struck Gypsum!

Stop dam-

You have struck Microline!

Snoopicus take a bite o-

You have struck adamantine! Praise the miners!

A king comes from nowhere, dressed as a pesant. He looks at the sandwich and realizes how hungry he is.

King: Say, could I buy that sandwich for several cattle?

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2008, 11:20:00 pm »
Seething with rage, Snoopicus is just about ready to rip the king's head off for such a request, when all of a sudden:

Horrors! Demons in the deep!

A fireball comes flying down the corridor towards Snoopicus...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2008, 11:19:00 am »
But is deflected due to strange forces. It strikes the king in the left upper arm. The king, still concious, says. . .
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2008, 11:31:00 am »
"My gosh, is that the time? I'm late for my piano lesson!". The !!king!! promptly dashes off, leaving Snoopicus with his sandwich, at the mercy of the advancing demon, who...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2008, 11:43:00 am »
Immediately notices the sandwich, grabs it from Snoop and begins to take a bite of it when.....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2008, 12:03:00 pm »
A Fitzwillis the kitten has adopted Deamon!
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Snoopicus: What is the kill radius of lava heat?
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2008, 12:40:00 pm »
The kitten notices the sandwich and meows. A chasm opens under it.
Suffering deeply from loss of his pet, the demon...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2008, 12:47:00 pm »
Throws a tantrum! In his rage, he throws the sandwich directly at Snoopicus, who...
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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2008, 12:51:00 pm »
Becomes stunned and tired when the spinning !!Grilled Cheese Sandwich!! hits him in the chest..

*the author of this post has suddenly and tragically died in a blogging accident*

edit spelling blaarrguuh!!!

[ May 30, 2008: Message edited by: DoctrZombie ]

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2008, 10:15:00 pm »
The demon advances on the stunned Snoopicus when a bridge trap is activated. The demon . . .
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