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[eerr]

10 eleves shoot at snoopicus

1 elf hits with the ham sandwich with an arrow of wonder, restoring snoopicus' limbs, clothes, and sanity in the process

all elves subsequently bow to the glory of snoopicus and the legendary ham sandwich. All swear fealty to the owner and lord protect of its foodly magnificence.

as snoopicus once again raises the sandwich to his mouth...

[Strife26]

An elf mistakenly bows to low and falls down a hill, breaking his neck and a rock. The other elves run to eat him, knocking Snoopicus spinning.

[Zako]

The sandwitch spins out of his grasp and into mid air, just in time to be grabbed by a Giant Eagle!

[Shoruke]

Then the giant eagle spalts against a rock, the sandwhich goes flying, and lands in Snoopicus' hands, perfectly intact.

[Flintus10]

Snoopicus smiles however he see's a large shadow cast over him and turns to see a giant herd of furious elephants, He picks up a small rock and....

[Owie]

Rock cancels be thrown: Taken by mood
Rock has claimed a Ham Sandwich of Life and Death!
Rock has begun a mysterious construction.

[Jamini]

                        Then the giant eagle spalts against a rock, the sandwhich goes flying, and lands in Snoopicus' hands, perfectly intact.

1) The sandwich may never directly harm or lead to the direct harm/death of its possessor. The exception of this rule is laid out in rule number 5.

((tsk tsk))

The player, seeing his precious Ham Sandwich of Life and Death being used in a fairly common artifact in his rock fortress, quickly pauses the game and boots up DF companion and replaces it with Rock and rock. The rock quickly uses itself and creates the artifact Idshukar Savot Fathkal (Rocktall, the stand of food) a rock sandwich stand. This is a masterfully crafted sandwich stand, it menaces with spikes of rock and Rock.

Seeing this development, Snoopicus...

[Dwarfaholic]

... decides to go on a quest to find the PB&TSoMD, and rid the world of the Twin Sandwich- Gods.

[Strife26]

but he is then ignored for 13 long days, which he uses to . . .

[Dwarfaholic]

Become an epic hero, praised across the land, sung about in sagas.

[Strife26]

Snoopicus wonders about the sagas, what exactly did he do?

[Dragooble]

when he discovers he killed the giant eagle that, without mercy, stole roach meat!

[Flintus10]

Soon a whole flock of angry Giant eagles flies into view just as they div for Snoopicus's eyes he....

[Zako]

Grabs a conviently nearby keg of highly flamable ale, shakes it hard, grabs a nearby flaming carp by the tail and as the pressure builds up in the barrel of dwarven alcohol the cork flies out followed by a mist of petrol like alcohol! He lights this spray on fire and aims the long tongue of flame at the diving eagles, roasting them all!

After watching the charred ramains float to the ground, it occurs to snoopicus...

[Dragooble]

that the entire world has set on fire because of the flaming booze.