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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66946 times)

Foa

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #315 on: October 01, 2008, 08:08:03 pm »
It turns out I misspelled Omelet, so Snoopicus gets strangled by the ☼Three-Han Omelet☼ . As he...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #316 on: October 02, 2008, 04:11:06 am »
The Nearby Magma pipe is brenched and the chasm is filled with magma, roasted critters, obsidion and the river re-directs itself Torwards...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #317 on: October 02, 2008, 05:51:12 am »
This thread! The fracture of the fourth wall causes several events to un-happen and get mixed up. Snoopicus finds himself riding the ham sandwich golem while chasing a raccoon bandit carrying a glowing blue titanskin kidsack.
Snoopicus wonders where the HSoL&D is, then realizes...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #318 on: October 03, 2008, 04:31:01 am »
It is in his hand!

Oh, and also that he has ridden right in front of the giant skeletal whale.

The whale notices Snoopicus and the sandwich he carries, and yells out in the most outrageous British accent ever:

"My, old chap, is that the Ham Sandwich of Life and Death you're carrying? I say, if it is, you're in quite a pickle. Luckily I know just the cure.
You see, the HSoL&D has an evil counterpart, the Peanut-Butter-and-Tuna-Sandwich of Mostly Death. When these two artifacts are brought to each other, they cancel each other out, becoming regular sandwiches. Mighty nice, isn't it? I also happen to have the PB&TSoMD, so we can destroy the HSoL&D once and for all!"

Snoopicus ponders for a moment and decides to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #319 on: October 03, 2008, 02:48:49 pm »
... jump down from the ham sandwich golem and flee as fast as his stubby legs will carry him.
Snoopicus:"It's alright, the bone whale didn't really talk, you're not crazy..."
Whale:"WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME BACK!"
Snoopicus:"...unless you reply to it. Then you're crazy."
Whale:"...Well, bugger. This is what you get for helping the ungrateful little sods. I knew I should have just mauled him and pinched it. Say, that golem looks delicious..."
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #320 on: October 03, 2008, 10:14:26 pm »
The golem promptly pulls out a machine-pistol -bronze crossbow- and opens fire.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #321 on: October 04, 2008, 04:59:26 am »
The bolts bounce off the sheer mass of bone of the whale as it lunges forward and attacks the golem!

Hearing a loud *THUD!*, Snoopicus....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #322 on: October 04, 2008, 07:47:41 am »
Heads for the hills to he can eat his sandwich in peace. He stops by a large oak tree to rest, when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #323 on: October 04, 2008, 08:20:22 am »
Zombie fire imps spring out and set the tree alight as Snoopicus turns around he....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #324 on: October 04, 2008, 09:28:42 am »
... sees the whale and the golem fight in the horizon! Who will win?

Dun dun dunn...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #325 on: October 04, 2008, 09:54:49 am »
Snoopicus realizes how much trouble the sanwhich has caused, and decides to trade it away.  He goes to the depot, and waits....and waits...and waits...

Dresdor, Broker, interrupts trade, conducting a meeting.
Dresdor, Broker, interrupts trade, taking a drink.
Dresdor, Broker, interrupts trade, asleep.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #326 on: October 04, 2008, 10:06:59 am »
-The Merchants are leaving shortly-
The broker rushes up, but does not have enough mugs to trade to purchase a legendary artifact. Snoopicus climbs upon his one-humped camel, and leaves for the nearest town still standing.
Moments after, the broker yells and chases after him to get his camel back, but is crushed by a brawling golem and whale.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #327 on: October 04, 2008, 11:49:16 am »
It seems, they are protecting something, but what, it seemed the sandwich wasn't the first food artifact they were attacking you for but what, the succulents Hams around your neck seem to be basting when it was around the Sandwich.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #328 on: October 04, 2008, 06:04:59 pm »
Snoopicus pulls the sandwich toward his mouth, spit dripping off his teeth in anticipation. But suddenly....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #329 on: October 05, 2008, 01:21:26 am »
A vile force of darkness has arrived!

Elven siege!!
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