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[Jamini]

Merely upset now, rather than miserable, Snoopicus begins following the footprints to the river, flashing red all the way. When he gets there he sighed dejectedly, noticing the footprints stopped before he reached the edge.

Looking over the bank Snoopicus notices a pair of alligators, a crocodile, and a chihuahua  playing cards directly next too none other but the HAM SANDWICH OF LIFE AND DEATH. As Snoopicus plans his next action suddenly...

[Neoskel]

And after doing his sudden preparations, slowly and carefully carries out his plan...

[Zako]

He rushes up to the animals and the sandwich and screams;

Look! Over there! IS THAT A BRONZE COLOSSUS?

They all look (except for the sandwich who hasn't got eyes) and while they are looking, Snoopicus grabs the sandwich and runs!

Meanwhile...

[Jamini]

A pixie happened to be walking her dragonfly at that exact moment where Snoopicus' feet were. In a tangle the dwarf, bug, and pixie fell down and rolled towards the bank of the river, the HSoLoF flying from his grip. At the same time the Chihuahua turned and said, "I don't see any colloss....Hey! He's trying to steal our Turkey and Mayo Sandwich!" which caused...

[Foa]

... Them to disappear, that very sandwich was their only connection to Earth, meanwhile Snoopicus trip over the ☼Three-Ham Amulet☼, conjured by the gods to warn Snoopicus of...

[Zako]

The fat inducing qualities of ham!

Stunned by this development, Snoopicus...

[Foa]

... Is attacked by five ZOMBIE carps, and the ☼Three-Han Amulet☼ saves Snoopicus because of the carbs and fat it gave them!!! Now, ...

[Strife26]

the food police appear, screaming, "PUT THE FATTY SANDWHICH DOWN! WE ARE HERE FOR YOUR PROTECTION.
They spontaneously combust for some reason . . .

[Muno syoan]

Snoopicus uses the diversion to do away with the now living carp, flogging them to death with his three-ham amulet. He quickly stuffs the corpses into his titanskin bag, ties the amulet round his neck and begins to wade downstream in search of his beloved ham sandwich. He spots it in the distance, wedged upon a...

[muwahahaha]

... huge skeletal whale's rib. Blind to the fact that there was an incredibly frightening animal before him that could rip him in half in an instant (and oblivious to the strangeness of a whale being in a river). Snoopicus still continues on towards the HSoLoD, now getting rather annoyed at all the strange coincidences that have been preventing him form eating it.

Just as he gets to the skeletal whale...

[Jamini]

The Thirty-Five champion dwarves of the king's royal guard, who have been training for years and have all maxed-out legendary stats and skills (As well as being armed in full adamantine) fall around him and say, "All right Snoopicus, stand back and let us handle this, we will get that truly succulent Ham Sandwitch for the king once and for all!"

Snoopicus then...

[Axe27]

..Scrambles for cover as Royal guard pieces fly in all directions. Snoopicus has the handle of an admantite spear hit him. He grabs it up, turns to the face the zombie whale, now covered in the blood and various assorted armor and weapons of the royal guard. He Charges!!! Then.....

[Zako]

Snoopicus falls face first in the mud after tripping embarrassingly over the handle of his own spear.

The whale, after seeing this predicament...

[Owie]

Laughs so hard it falls apart, leaving the HSoLoD in the middle of the river. It starts to float downstream, towards...

[Duke 2.0]

 The Chasm! Snoopicus lunges after the HSoLaD, over the brink of the chasm when...