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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66452 times)

Kidiri

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2008, 07:08:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Snoopicus:
<STRONG>Wait... Tuna Sandwich?</STRONG>

Why do you think my post ended so abruptly?  ;)

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2008, 08:17:00 am »
...Out of his finger. Screaming in pain, he drops the sandwich onto the ground. A small rat, takes it up, and looks to his cute little rat-wife. "Look dear! We aren't going to starve to death after all! I found us a beautiful tuna san...

The rat explodes in gore.

His rat-wife then...

[ May 25, 2008: Message edited by: weirdbeard ]

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2008, 05:52:00 pm »
...completely ignores his death due to the alluring awesomeness of the sandwich. before she can snatch it up, a cat walks by, notices her and immediately kills her. Then the cat notices the sandwich she was grasping at, ...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2008, 07:45:00 pm »
when the cat suddenally decides to adopt the body of Bob the sandwhichmaker!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2008, 10:21:00 pm »
Snoopicus drenched in the blood and filth of a hundred goblins stumbles in. Sweat and mud cling to his body. Seasons of confinement and travel back have made him quite hungry. Nearly faint from his ordeals he looks around...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2008, 10:32:00 pm »
At that moment the local Baron sends out a demand for a ham sandwich in his tomb of all places.  Failure to comply will result in fifty hammerstrokes.

The tired Snoopicus sees the Hammerer approaching...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2008, 11:10:00 pm »
when a !!dwarf infant!! falls from the sky, it explodes when colliding with the hammerer, the hammer is sent spinning toward Snoop...

[ May 28, 2008: Message edited by: bheema ]

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2008, 11:23:00 pm »
... who puts out his hand to shield himself. By an immense stroke of luck, the hammer lands perfectly in his hand. Amazed by his good fortune, Snoopicus brandishes the hammer...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2008, 04:29:00 am »
...at the Ham Sandwich, crying "This is all your fault! What demon brought you into this world, that you might visit such pain and woe on dwarfkind?". Snoopicus stalked up to the sandwich, raising the hammer high above his head, and just as he was about to bring the hammer down upon the centre of the bread...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2008, 04:35:00 am »
Snoopicus cancels kill sandwich: taken by mood.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2008, 09:58:00 am »
Snoopicus throws the sandwich to the side (leaving it completely unharmed) and immediatly sets off in search of...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2008, 10:43:00 am »
Turtle shell.  However, there are no turtles or turtle shell anywhere in the fortress.  Snoopicus then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2008, 11:47:00 am »
Continues to sit in the craftsdwarf's workshop he has claimed...
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Quote from: bluea on March 18, 2010, 11:07:03 pm
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Sometimes, when my Dorfs are exceptionally stupid again, I wonder what exactly the [INTELLIGENT]-tag does.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2008, 11:52:00 am »
... When, out of nowhere, a turtle slowly walks up to a grand sandwich. Sure he was a vegetarian, but this was a REALLY GOOD sandwich.

So as he is about to chomp down on the sandwich...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2008, 11:54:00 am »
A falling elephant falls on top of him, nearly missing the still intact sandwich.
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