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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66479 times)

Sheezy

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #210 on: July 19, 2008, 03:59:24 am »
A pack of skelephants runs by and eats the carp.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #211 on: July 20, 2008, 12:43:54 am »
The skelephants are then attacked by Skelk!! (Not on fire) The skelephants are quickly destroyed. In the confusion, Snoopicus crawls towards the you-know-what.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #212 on: July 20, 2008, 04:28:59 am »
Suddenly, a shadow throws itself onto the field. It is a towering figure of grime and sludge, wielding an axe.
It is here for the skelk.
The skelk are here for it.

A vile force of dwarviness has arrived!
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« Reply #213 on: July 20, 2008, 09:15:27 pm »
The axe makes quick work of the skelks, and then the dwarf turns to Snoopicus. "That is my crumpe-" he says, before exploding into gore, which is covered in grime. Snoopicus shrugs and goes to take a bite when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #214 on: July 20, 2008, 10:35:20 pm »
the very frabic of space and time comes unraveled as an infinite paradox feedback loop is created. The only hope is to
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #215 on: July 21, 2008, 12:41:39 pm »
have Snoopicus eat the sammich.

Snoopicus eats the sammich, but not his beloved <<*Ham Sandwich of Life or Death!*>>. He then decides to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #216 on: July 21, 2008, 02:03:51 pm »
Reboot, saving the universe from the tear in space-time.
After this minor work of saving the world, Snoopicus finds himself a few thousand years back in time...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #217 on: July 27, 2008, 01:19:59 pm »
where he is attacked by the ancient ancestor of the carp!

the carposauras rex!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #218 on: July 27, 2008, 03:23:05 pm »
but just before the carposauras rex devours snoopicus the world around him changes because the user has decided to change the parameters so there are only good squares
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #219 on: July 27, 2008, 10:26:31 pm »
Snoopicus is surrounded by unicorns!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #220 on: July 27, 2008, 11:20:28 pm »
The Ham Sandwich of Life or Death decides that this is too good a fate for Snoopicus and all the trouble he's put it through.

A legion of skeletal goblin archers riding tamed War Bronze Colossi, fully outfitted in plundered adamantite armor, weapons, and arrow stacks with matching quivers proceed to decimate the unicorns, finally turning their attention on Snoopicus before
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #221 on: July 28, 2008, 01:22:09 am »
One skeleton speaks in a disembodied voice saying,ooh refried bean sand...

*shatter*

The Ham Sandwich of Life or Death decides it doesn't like this batch and decides to spice it up a little more by conjuring forth a game show style wheel(complete with babes),on the wheel can be read...

Carp golem army.
acidic rain demons.
flesh eating ham sandwiches.
UFO abduction.

Snoopicus spins the wheel and it lands on...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #222 on: July 28, 2008, 03:19:32 am »
The sandwich! Trapped under the still-spinning wheel, it is helpless against the advance of Snoopicus! Or is it?...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #223 on: July 29, 2008, 09:42:03 am »
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #224 on: July 29, 2008, 03:55:13 pm »
Carp mayo, no ham sandwich is complete without it!

Now back to our feature presentation...
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