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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66482 times)

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #195 on: July 13, 2008, 10:26:17 pm »
attempts to patch his hole with it but then...
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A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #196 on: July 14, 2008, 04:23:54 am »
Snoopicus spots the Ham Sandwich golem and feels the hunger again. This time, though, the object of his intended consumption has no way of defending against the teeth of devouring. Snoopicus feasts merrily on the helpless ham sandwich golem, ignoring the Ham Sandwich of Life and Death completely. But then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #197 on: July 14, 2008, 04:25:09 am »
He decide that there is a lot more to eat in the golem than in the sandwich. He start to bite the golem, when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #198 on: July 14, 2008, 09:42:04 am »
The player does an area reclaim on the whole fort to try and get the few surviving dwarves to clean up the massive mess, and thus accidentally reclaims the ham sandwich!

Snoopicus, seeing his sandwich is accessible once again...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #199 on: July 14, 2008, 10:17:59 am »
Attempts to take a bite when
Snoopicus cancels eat Ham sandwich: Item misplaced

The sandwich is gone! Delicious ham and cheese gone! Toasted whole wheat bun, GONE!!!
Snoopicus is about to enter a martial trance from anger when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #200 on: July 14, 2008, 10:59:41 am »
The player decide that he has played enough for today and turn off the computer.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #201 on: July 14, 2008, 05:12:25 pm »
but then the sandwich turns the computer back on! then..
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #202 on: July 15, 2008, 03:44:58 am »
...updates to the latest version. The dwarves all fall into an immediate deep sleep from which they cannot be woken. Snoopicus lies on the bare rock of the tunnel, hugging the ham sandwich to him like a teddy bear, as...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #203 on: July 15, 2008, 11:05:44 am »
...Toady fixes the naughty bugs!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #204 on: July 15, 2008, 12:42:18 pm »
then all the dwarves wake up and see the sandwich they then,
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #205 on: July 15, 2008, 12:44:12 pm »
crawls toward the sandwich and are just about to snatch it when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #206 on: July 15, 2008, 03:40:17 pm »
A cougar drunk appears!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #207 on: July 15, 2008, 10:18:35 pm »
The cougar drunk is suddenly vaporized by a group of dwarves called "Bug exterminators"

One turns to the other and says though a radio:

*Czzk*"Contaminated dwarves found."*Czzk*
*Czzk*"ELIMINATE."*Czzk*
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #208 on: July 16, 2008, 02:11:38 am »
*Czzk* Peanut butter sandwich fou- gurgle agh my spleen *Czzk*

Snoopicus steps over the writhing corpses and looks at the sandwich.
At last, he will have his meal. Or will he?
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #209 on: July 17, 2008, 05:57:08 pm »
ONLY TIME WILL TELL. AND NOW IS THE TIME!

Snoopicus cancels eat ham sandwich: interrupted by rain of carp!
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