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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66474 times)

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #180 on: July 02, 2008, 01:51:28 pm »
Snoopicus suddenly remembers his unfufilled boiling point mandate. He promptly . . .
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #181 on: July 02, 2008, 02:31:58 pm »

 Spews fourth boiling ash from his mouth, his eyes glowing like great embers and his mouth a caldera of heat and pain. The ash cloud reaches the raccoon, boiling off its skin and flash. All that remains is a charred skeleton and a sandwhich that is oddly unaffected.

 Snoopicus then spots a figure behind the bones, coming through the dust. Its.. Sucipoons the dreaded obsidian golem!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #182 on: July 02, 2008, 02:36:25 pm »
Snoopicus orders a random peasant to be jailed for the bioling mandate. Snoop pulls out his dart set so that he can decide who the unlucky sap is and . . .
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #183 on: July 11, 2008, 06:16:59 am »
Likot the soap maker is chosen! He is ordered to a beating and 26 days in jail. Meanwhile the Obsidian golem Sucipoons treads closer, as Snoopicous brings the sandwich up to take a bite the golem looks down and groans "Rargh! I'm going to smash your bones and steal that delicious Felsite Sandwich!"
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #184 on: July 11, 2008, 07:48:23 am »
A live worm flies out of nowhere.

The spinning live worm hits Sucipoons the Obsidian Golem in the head.

The head is smashed into the body, an unrecognisable mass.

Sucipoons the Obsidian Golem has been shot and killed.

The sneaking Elf adventurer takes aim at Snoopicus with a live beetle when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #185 on: July 11, 2008, 08:27:36 am »
The elf catches a glimpse of the sandwich. "Is dat sum delicious Pigtail Roast Sandwich?", says the elf, which leads to his pack full of roaches devouring him. Snoopicus picks up the ham sandwich and decides to rub it on his face to get the most out of the deliciousness. Then he...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #186 on: July 11, 2008, 10:59:56 am »
gasps in horror. He got ash on the sandwhich!? Snoopicus is forced to
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #187 on: July 11, 2008, 12:35:00 pm »
Find the ashery to properly wash off the ash, but when he does, he realizes he's made caustic potash which clings to the sandwich...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #188 on: July 11, 2008, 12:58:04 pm »
Yelling to Num the Foggy Pelt, God of Weather and Seasons, Snoopicus says,


"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Then,
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #189 on: July 12, 2008, 09:56:28 pm »
A farmerdwarf walks up to the ashery looking for potash to fertilize a field. After he sees the sandwich Snoopicus is holding...
The flying ash log hits Urist Ironbucker in the head!
It explodes into gore!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #190 on: July 12, 2008, 10:43:23 pm »
snoopicus rejoices when he discovered the ash log came from the ash on the sandwich (which no longer has ash on it) but then random dwarf has been taken by a secretive mood! who then proceeds to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #191 on: July 13, 2008, 12:31:49 pm »
Try to steal the sandwich to serve as a base for his Artifact Ham Sandwich floodgate! Et rush at snoopicus, when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #192 on: July 13, 2008, 03:35:45 pm »
The player cleaverly forbids the ham sandwhich.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #193 on: July 13, 2008, 04:34:32 pm »
Suddenly, Snoopicus decide that he will not touch this ham sandwich for all the booze of the world. He start to go out to grab a !!XXNarrow giant cave spider silk sockXX!! when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #194 on: July 13, 2008, 08:39:30 pm »
A ham sandwich golem lumbers into the room, looking for something to patch up the rent in it's torso. It spies the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death and...
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