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[DFNewb]

...the player stops checking the wiki about the king and sees Snoopicus sleeping in the way of the dwarvin atom crusher and...

[muwahahaha]

Demands that the lever to the atom crusher be pulled. As the atom crusher begins flying down towards Snoopicus...

[Zako]

... the player screams in rage as the bridge misses him by a close margin! Luckly for him he fell asleep in the doorway, and the bridge doesn't reach that far! He keeps sleeping until...

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

It's another siege!
Of ender goblins.
Snoopicus had quite forgotten that he was still in a squad, and soon finds himself at the foot of the Beast.
What shall I do, he thinks...

[martinuzz]

While he is wasting his time thinking, a kitten runs past him and devours the ender goblins...
Snoopicus watches in horror as his favourite ender goblin is being eaten alive..

[muwahahaha]

'Snoopicus is throwing a tantrum!'

Enraged by the loss of his beloved ender goblin, Snoopicus begins running around the fortress attacking people and somehow toppling sturdy stone constructions. After causing all this damage, Snoopicus calms down, only to find that in his rage he threw the sandwich at someone, hitting all of their vital organs, severing all their limbs and causing their head to explode and covering the entire area in dwarf parts.

Snoopicus begins to sift through the gore for his sandwich when...

[Zako]

... Snoopicus cancels find object: interrupted by Gobblin Masterthief!

Snoopicus sees the goblin running away as fast as he can, towards the gates with the sandwich! Luckly for the goblin, he is too focused on running for his life than to think of what he is holding and therefore isn't thinking of the sandwich!

Snoopicus yells in outrage and is about to chase after the goblin when...

[Dwarfaholic]

A herd of !!skeletal elephants!! crushes the goblin thief.
The sandwich, however, stays in his grasp.

Snoopicus looks towards the goblin and realizes he must now...

[martinuzz]

Make a run for it, and grab the sandwich. Oh.. And ofcourse, Snoopicus just can't resist to take that !!small pig tail sock!! as well. It is so lovely..

[Dwarfaholic]

But treacherous!
As Snoopicus reaches for the sacred !!sock!! a dwarf runs in front of him and grabs it.
He immediately catches on fire, and runs away to infect the rest of the settlement.

Snoopicus, noticing the carnage, opts to...

[Nonanonymous]

A.)  Run away.
B.)  Fight.
C.)  Throw rock.

[muwahahaha]

'Snoopcius cancels make decision, interrupted by !!skeletal elephant!!'

Realising the the glowing elephants are still right next to him, Snoopicus lunges forward for the sandwich which, despite being surrounded by burning clothing, is still in perfect condition.

 Upon snatching the sandwich from the goblins dead hands, he does a triple flip and somehow lands behind the elephants, buts as he turns around to run away...

[Dwarfaholic]

He remembers his mandate has expired!
Enraged, he commands all law enforcement in the fortress to eliminate those who are guilty.
ARE ALL GUILTY.
Thus...

[Sheb]

He has to send the sandwich in jail, along with all the surviving dwarves (aka, him)! Snoopicus is now locked in a cage, and he can't reach his sandwich anymore. He's trying to dig a way out of the cage with his !!Pig Tail Sock!! when...

[Zako]

... a peasant de-constructs the cage Snoopicus is in, realeasing him and then running off to set a cage trap with it. Snoopicus is stunned and drops all his !!clothing!! in his rush to the sandwich. But then...