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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66464 times)

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #120 on: June 23, 2008, 12:24:25 pm »
Only to be halted as the mass of silicon acts as a dam against its advance.
Snoopics, on the other hand, leaps over the dam and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #121 on: June 23, 2008, 12:52:18 pm »
Quickly Builds a Silicon wall out of the chunks, just to be sure! The magma flow is diverted into a nearby lake which cools into obsidian and is immediately mined out by the dwarves to replenish their stocks of swords.
Snoopicus breathes a sigh of relief. All that heroics sure has made him hungry. He gazes down at the sweet delicious ham sandwich of life and death and prepares to take a bite...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #122 on: June 23, 2008, 01:00:25 pm »
When the Town's Baron got angry because nobody dare to make him 6 gold chairs! He choose a random dwarf (aka Snoopicus) and send him in jail. He then notice this wonderful ham sandwich and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #123 on: June 23, 2008, 01:58:05 pm »
says: 'hey! Snoopicus! If you give me a piece of that sandwich, I will offer you pardon!'
'Well. Allright.' Snoopicus says.
He then breaks off a piece of the sandwich, and gives it to the Baron, who immediatly devours it and leaves with a satisfied smile.
Snoopicus stares at the rest of the sandwich, and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #124 on: June 23, 2008, 02:08:44 pm »
Notices it is a fake!
Snoopicus has entered a martial trance!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #125 on: June 23, 2008, 05:55:45 pm »
Ten hours later at his court hearing Snoopicus says, "In my defense, that kitten was being a DICK" and then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #126 on: June 24, 2008, 12:57:49 am »
A !!Banana sandwich!! flys into the courtroom!
Well, at least thats what everybody but snoopicus thought it was!
Snoopicus watches in horror as...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #127 on: June 24, 2008, 05:24:37 am »
His beloved sandwich, now encased in a protective casing of magma (it's dwarf bread) lands on the judges table. With a tap of his gavel, the judge breaks open the crust of basalt.
"Wow, that's a hell of a sandwich. Oh, dwarf bread! Just like mother used to forge.
Hey, is that rat in there..."
The gavel leaps up and smashes the judges head.
It is mangled.
In the confusion, Snoopicus dives for his sandwich when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #128 on: June 24, 2008, 09:15:50 am »
The prosecution’s attorney yells "OBJECTION! That's not a rat or banana sandwich! That sandwich is made out of HAM!"

The courtroom fills with gasps and murmurs as snoopicus is seized and drug out of the courtroom, still carrying his beloved sandwich, screaming "I didn't do anything wrong! You'll live to regret this!!!!"
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #129 on: June 24, 2008, 10:16:11 am »
He is thrown in a cage.
Still, he has his beautiful ham sandwich.
Ooh, and a stick.
That's a potential rat kebab to accompany it.
He jabs at a rat when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #130 on: June 24, 2008, 10:59:45 am »
.. a robot appears, and opens the door to Snoopicus' cage, sighing: 'I am SO depressed.'

Snoopicus...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #131 on: June 24, 2008, 11:31:22 am »
Offers some sandwich to the robot to cheer him up.
"Oh don't be stupid. Brain the size of a planet and all he does is offer me a ham sandwich. I'm going to  leave you on you own for that, although I was going to do that anyway."
The robot wanders off complaining about a terrible pain in all the diodes down it's left side.
Snoopicus decides to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #132 on: June 25, 2008, 12:20:01 am »
Scream at the robot to get out because this isnt hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #133 on: June 25, 2008, 02:57:10 am »
The robot vanishes, still moaning about diodes, whatever they are.
Snoopicus wanders out of the prison and into a long, winding corridor. At the end, there is a single wall of bluish, fibrous rock. It is very strong. He burrows through it with his sandwich to hide in a little room until eveyone forgets about his prison break.
Hey, this room is pretty warm, and there are some pictures on the walls and floor to keep him amused.
Hey, there are even people to talk to here, although they are chained up and all.
Snoopicus sits down to eat his sandwich when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #134 on: June 25, 2008, 03:25:36 am »
Demons fly out of a pit!
They tell snoopicus to give them his turkey sandwich or they kill hi-
And then they all promptly exploded.
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