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[Kuli]

Somehow, Snoopicus is still asleep after the fall.  He rolls over in his sleep, and ends up placing the sandwich precariously close to the edge of the chasm!

[Snoopicus]

Suddenly, one of the local miner dwarfs breaks into an underground river, and floods the area Snoopicus is with waist deep water. He begins to approach Legendary swimming skill but... where did the sandwhich go?

[Strife26]

There it is! Acting desisively, Snoop grabs and bites the sandwhich. BUT WAIT, the sandwhich is superdwarvenly tough from ITS legendary +5 swimming skill!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Snoopicus's teeth oddly enough are completely unharmed,he suddenly forgets what just happened and precedes to take another bite of the sandwhich when...

[Dwarfaholic]

A vile force of Darkness has arrived!

The Player recruits all dwarves, and Snoopicus.
Snoopicus notices he is now a recruit and...

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

He is dragged into battle with thousands of goblins, with only his sandwich for a weapon.
Thankfully, his sandwich is of the finesd dwarf bread, just like mother used to forge.
As the last goblin is slain, snoopicus looks lovinglu at his sandwich and is about to bite when...

[martinuzz]

...his teeth fall out of his mouth. Snoopicus hurries to the dentist.
The dentist looks at Snoopicus, and the sandwich, and says:
'Don't you know it is very bad for your teeth to eat sweet stuff, like that jelly sandwich..'
At that moment, the dentists' chair is suddenly animated, and grabs the dentist.
The dentist is killed by having a drill drilled up his mouth, through his brains.
Snoopicus..

[DoctrZombie]

Becomes stricken with melancholy after seeing his beloved dentist killed! He removes all clothing and drops all items, including the ham sandwich, and wanders the halls of the private family practice for days, refusing to eat, drink, or sleep.

The player orders all of Snoopicus's items to be dumped, at which point Glo'thorguk the dwarf attempts to retrieve the sandwich. He picks it up and blows the dust off of it, remarking "Wow, what a dusty but oddly delicious looking Hoary Marmot sandwich!"

[iluogo]

suddenly snoopicus goes into a berserk rage as he sees glo'thorguk holding the sandwich
he hits glo'thorguk in the head. it is mangled! as snoopicus comes out of his berserk rage he sees that...

[martinuzz]

Glo'thorguk isn't actually a dwarf, but a shapeshifting monster of 'Aaaarrggh'. Having returned to it's original (?) form, it screams: 'Aaaarggh!', and advances towards Snoopicus.
Ofcourse. With an undwarven name like that, Snoopicus could have suspected as much.
But, since he didn't, he is totally dumbstruck, and in fact...

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

The monster is about to trample the sandwich!
Snoopicus dives for it, and then...

[Dame de la Licorne]

...Urist finishes removal of the wall holding back the magma flow while laughing maniacally!  Magma pours into the tunnel, heading straight for Snoopicus!

[Sheb]

Is it by a +large. serrating disc+. He loose his left upper leg! Luckily, the 9 other discs cut the monster in small bit. Snoopicus begin to dump the monster's limbs when...

[Snoopicus]

Without any means for escape Snoopicus, thinking quickly, jumps onto the sandwhich and uses it as a magma surfing board on which "catch this most bodacious of waves".

[martinuzz]

Riding the most bodacious of magma waves, Snoopicus arrives at a Bay Watch episode.
Pamela Anderson sees the sandwich and starts sobbing : 'Oh pleaaaase.. I want that Crab Sandwich'.
Moments later, she explodes in !!XXSilicon chunksXX!! as the lava engulfs her..