The tents were adorned with the tusks and horns of numerous animals slain by the bandits, either for sustenance or for sport. The jawbones of strange predators hung over the entranceways of the tents, serving as gruesome trophies od the inhabitant's hunting prowess.
Roots snapped underneath the heavy footfalls of the Baron's steel boots, providing a crunching funereal march for the bladedancer 'Spatteredlizards'.
The unnaturally heightened senses of the darkelves picked up on this blatant approach, and the bandits began coming out of tents and from behind trees in the hopes of adding a human jawbone to their tent.
A rather formidable jawbone at that.
A hunter carrying a large curved weapon that looked more like a torture implement than an actual weapon and began shouting a glorious war cry as he flew out from the shadows and leapt at the human, barbed weapon held high.
The darkelf's air travel was cut short by a large steel bolt thudding squarely into his chest. The force of the blow cause the bandit's chest to hang almost comically in mid-air as his legs continued on their journey unabated. Eventually, word of the torso's halt reached the legs, who then started a very brief but very violent argument with the upper reaches of the darkelf's body. The end result was the body of a darkelf with his legs splayed wide in front of him and a rather startled expression frozen on his face.
The Baron deftly re-cocked the crossbow and fitted another bolt into the slot, almost immediately firing it into the next corpse-to-be in line. Ballista'em made his way through the camp in similar fashion, leaving behind him a path that, although completely untouched except for the boot markings, was lined by dead or dying darkelves, most of them in some advanced state of perforation.
The Baron made his way to the big tent in the center of the encampment, noting of how it seemed palatial in size when compared to those surrounding it, and also of the fact that it was decorated with far more animal remnants than any of the others. A sure sign of the occupant's status.
"When looking for the leader of a bunch of thugs, always look for what's biggest and horniest..." Ballista'em muttered to himself.
Planting another steel flower in the stomach of a bandit, the Baron ducked under the entrance flap and looked around.
Dirt. Apparently, being the 'big boss' of a group of raiders didn't automatically entitle you to an actual floor. You do get a lifetime supply of jawbone windchimes, however. There was no sign of the bladedancer.
The Baron stepped back outside in a state that would normally be termed "mildly annoyed", but in the Baron's case meant a painful death for some sapient creature in his vicinity.
Two guards, apparently attempting to overwhelm the Baron using superior numbers, charged out of a nearby tent and rushed Ballista'em. Taking only the most obligatory aim, the Baron opened and then plugged a hole in the intestines of the darkelf to the right. In the momentary hesitation of the darkelf on the left, he threw his crossbow and knocked the second darkelf to the ground.
As the second darkelf started to regain his consciousness, Ballista'em walked over and put one heavy boot on the darkelf's ribcage. He grunted in pain and squirmed a little, but the steel boot, and its steel treads, kept the darkelf in one place.
"Where's Finele."
The question was spoken like a statement, as though it were merely some comment a person might make at some social gathering, complete with its own acceptable responses.
"Who?"
Not an acceptable response.
The Baron leaned closer to the prone darkelf, resting his arms his knee as he applied more pressure to the boot on top of the darkelf's infrastructure.
"I asked you a question, maggotloaf. You wanna try answering it again?"
"I'll make sure to give your mother a visit when I get to Hell."
The boot pressed down harder.
"One last chance, mudbrain. Where's the bladedancer?"
"Screw you."
"No, screw you."
And with that, the Baron stomped his boot into the darkelf's innards, squishing the heart and lungs together into a squishy mass that clung in a rather disgusting fashion to the bottom of the Baron's boot.
In an attempt to clean off the filth from his boot, the Baron broke several mediocre bolts by firing them into his boot. After numerous attempts and few successes, Ballista'em resorted to using the darkelf's cloak as a cloth to clean his boot. He also took the opportunity to polish them a little bit, as the shine had started to dull somewhat.
"Well Finele, that just leaves you and me... You can run, you can hide, but I'm gonna be pretty damn pissed when I finally catch up if you do."
Setting another bolt into place and scrubbing the last pieces of lung off his clothes, Baron Ballista'em walked off into the woods in search of the bladedancer, Finele Spatteredlizards..