I'm on vacation this week, so this may be the last update for a while. Enjoy!
From the Journal of Mosus Otunglitast, Sensible Dwarf
12th Slate:
I entered my office the other day to find that it was FINALLY being engraved. I had given the order to engrave my office when I first became mayor, but there was much smoothing and engraving to be done in other parts of the fortress and we only had one engraver. There were only four or five engravings in the walls thus far, but I eagerly examined the progress.
Engraved in the wall was an image of a dwarf and a nightwing. The nightwing was striking down the dwarf.
Mafol...
Enraged, I ejected the engraver from my office and told him never to come back! This wasn't what I wanted to be looking at every time I sat down to work!
Later that day, I had a meeting with Zan, the Captain of the Guard. He came in right on time.
"You wanted to see me, Mosus?"
"Ah yes, Zan. I've got the paperwork for my third mayoral mandatate." My second mandate had been to ban the export of coffins, in case Dodok had any ideas about getting rid of my custom made sarcophogi. Here you are. Please distribute this among the dwarves. You can tell them it's a mandate to honor the memory of Urdim, the former Grand Leader."
Zan looked over the documents. "You want Giant Cave Swallow bone items?" He looked up at me. "But, the bones of the swallow that killed Urdim have long since been turned into bolts. Where are we going to get Giant Cave Swallow bones?"
"Well, Zan, that's not really my problem, is it? I've made the mandate, it's up to the dwarves to obey it, or else a dwarf with an appropriate profession will be punished!"
Zan looked grim. "An appropriate profession? Mosus, I'VE been doing most of the bone carving for the fortress...
"Oh don't worry. As Captain of the Guard, you're immune to this sort of thing. We'll have to settle for some other crafter. Of course, I'm the main stonecrafter, and as mayor I'm immune." I leaned back in my chair, smiling. "I guess we'll just have to settle for something else... perhaps a metal crafter..."
"Ah." Zan was always quick on the uptake. It's why I was glad to have him as captain. He turned to go, then stopped. "You know, Mosus, it might not be a good idea to always be so harsh with the dwarves. They won't stand for it forever."
"Not stand for it?" I sat up. "Not stand for what? Zan, go look at the food stockpiles. They're overflowing. The food we have, right now, would last us for five years, and the alchohol for ten. We've acquired excellent deals with traders every season, our road is beautifully decorated with statues, and the waterfall is working. Every dwarf has a job, no one goes hungry, and we even have a zoo! My sensible leadership has done all this. And let me ask you, how many dwarves have died while I was mayor?"
"Mosus..."
"How MANY?"
"None."
"That's right. I keep us safe, sound, and sensible, and the dwarves know it. Besides, what have I got to worry about? Dodok and Udib don't have any time to campaign against me!"
Zan glanced sideways, and muttered something I didn't catch. Then, he spoke clearly: "Well, that new migrant wave we saw coming is almost at the front gate. Are you ready to meet them?"
"Indeed I am!" I stood. "Let's go!"
We went out, and I greeted the first dwarf in the group. "Welcome to Authorgilt! I am Mayor Mosus Otunglitast!"
The dwarf bowed. "And I am Lorbam Oddomedos. We have traveled far, for we have heard legends of your dwarves... Vucar Amoddom, the great armorer. Udib Esmulstukos, legendary master of the pick."
I knew this custom. He was listing our dwarves who were famous. I didn't like to stand on ritual, but I let him blather on.
"...Kivish Zocolgusil, wondrous Moneymaker. And finally, Dodok Udibfikod..."
"DODOK??" I interrupted. How could dodok have become famous while she was kept in her office for the last year? "Are you sure?"
"Oh yes indeed, Dodok Udibfikod, whose skill with records and bookkeeping is legendary!"
I groaned. It seemed Dodok had still managed to hone some skill or other. I continued. "Very well. We will now go about assigning jobs to you. What sort of skills do you possess."
"Oh, you won't be assigning jobs to me." I thought he was joking at first, but he didn't start laughing. "I am Lorbam Cloistermazes, and I am your new Dungeon Master."