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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #120 on: June 02, 2008, 09:06:00 am »

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<STRONG>Oh, for Armok's sake, you're the god of blood.  Show some blood lust, will ya?
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Thats so funny in so many ways! Hilarious!  :D
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<STRONG>If it makes you feel any better, Zolak totally would have killed dwarf-babies if he had the chance.
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That's the reason I'm sad, see Frelocks argument.  :p
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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #121 on: June 03, 2008, 04:31:00 pm »

:confused: Horrible wonderful!
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« Reply #122 on: June 04, 2008, 11:16:00 am »

Heh, Armok wins.  As always.  Now let's see what's going on topside...


Seven simultaneous roars echoed throughout the valley.  There was no need for shouted orders or warnings, the fierce hissing snarls sent every worker scurrying inside, and soon the soldiers were gathered in front of Mosus on look-out hill.

They gazed eastward, and saw the hydra coming down the hillside.  Its heads looked in all directions, nipping at each other and pulling the beast along one route, then another, butalways towards the fortress.

"All right, troops!"  Mosus was planning carefully.  "Slicer and Dicer, together with the axedwarves, will charge it head-on.  Marksdwarves and hammer-dwarves, I want you to keep the hydra occupied with crossbow-fire as they approach.  Speardwarves, while the others keep the heads busy, you'll flank it from the left and try to land a killing blow in its heart.  Everyone understand?  Okay, MOVE OUT!"

Mosus watched as the dwarves charged out, with hurrahs and cheers.  In a way, it was a relief to fight this monstrousity.  After all, it was straightforward... the animal in it didn't try to sneak past your guards or exploit traitors in your ranks.  There was something to be said for that level of purity:  Today's fight would be decided by the dwarves' brute strength, or by the hydra's.

Screaming in fury, the dwarves charged forth!  The seven heads stopped bickering amongst themselves, and immediately turned towards the potential meals approaching:

Ingish was the first to reach the hydra, and he lept at the nearest head.  But a swipe of a great claw caught him in mid-air, sending him sprawling to the side.  Catten, the axedwarf behind him, came to his side, and the two were fending off bites right and left when Slicer and Dicer came in.

Slicer and Dicer took on two heads each, keeping the snapping fangs at bay with sturdy shields and quick swords.  Finally As came to the other side of Ingish, and the three axedwarves kept back the remaining three heads.  The heads snapped, inches from dwarven beards, and pulled back as blades cleaved nothing but air.  Bolts whizzed overhead, glancing off the hydra's scaly hide.

Finally, the speardwarves arrived, charging furiously towards the beast's right flank.  The first spear struck true!  It sank into the hydra's right rear hip, and it hissed, momentarily pulling up onto its rear legs.  One of the heads attacking Dicer turned from him, and caught the second speardwarf from above as he charged forwards.  The fangs sunk into the warrior's shoulder, and flung him into the air!  As he landed, the head went for another bite, and the poor dwarf could barely scuttle under his shield.  He lay nearly helpless, on his back, as the huge fangs struck time and again, seeking an opening.

"INGISH!" screamed Slicer.  "YOU'RE CLOSEST!  HELP HIM OUT!"

Ingish heard, and as a head struck forth, he dove forward and under it, rolling towards the hydra's body.  At the same time, Dicer blocked a head with his shield, and bringing his sword around, stabbed it sidways straight through the neck.  The hydra again reared up in pain, onto its hind legs.

Ingish rose from his dive.  To his left was the prone speardwarf, who wouldn't last much longer without help.  To his right, the exposed underbelly of the hydra.  He hesitated for only a moment, then charged to his right, axe raised.  As the hydra began to lower itself again, Ingish reached the chest, and buried his axe in its flesh.  Seven simultaneous roars of pain could be heard throughout the valley, as all the heads reared up, crying.  The hydra staggered, barely able to stand, let alone continue the fight.  The dwarves quickly took advantage, and soon sword, axe, spear, and bolt all struck true in the creature's hide.

Once the hydra lay dead and the soldiers began marching back to the gate, Slicer came alongside Ingish.  Her face was red with anger.

"What's the matter, Slicey?"  Ingish was grinning from ear to ear.  "You jealous that I was the one to-"

His words were cut short by a gasp as Slicer punched him in the stomach, hard.  He fell to his knees, catching his breath.

Slicer spoke.  "If you hadn't struck deep enough, or if it'd come down off its hind legs a bit sooner, or ANYTHIN' ELSE had gone wrong with yer little act of heroism, that speardwarf woulda been KILLED!  You DON'T leave soldiers to die while runnin' off chasin' glory!"  She bent down and put her face right next to Ingish's.  "We clear?"

Ingish scowled.  "Rock crystal."

"Good."

Mosus watched this exchange.  Slicer was right, but soldiers fighting with each other made for a much less effective army.  And it could be especially exploited if a spy for the goblins walked the halls of Authorgilt.  Something would have to be done soon, or the next goblin attack could be costly.  Mosus would HAVE to root out this traitor, and soon, but how?  Who could he even trust?  He brooded on this as walked through the celebrating dwarves, back into the fortress.

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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #123 on: June 05, 2008, 05:31:00 pm »

Beyond quality...

Beyond Heaven!

Master Piece of Masterpieces!

Lets see if my daily reading of Kobald Tales 2 page 20 will tip scales...


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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #124 on: June 05, 2008, 09:01:00 pm »

I don't often "get into" these kinds of stories, but this one has seized me! I await the next entry!
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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #125 on: June 07, 2008, 06:40:00 pm »

Good to hear people still like it.  The positive feedback keeps me going on this.


"I'm glad you've all come today."  Mosus looked around the room.  "We have some very important matters to discuss."

Nearly every dwarf of importance had gathered in Dodok's office, at Mosus's request.  Dodok herself was there, of course, and Udib, who wasn't happy with the unexplained summons but wasn't about to sit back and let Mosus get away with whatever it was he was planning.  Slicer and Ingish sat on opposite ends of the room, representing the military, while Zan and Alath represented the fortress guard.  Geshud the constructor and Kivish "Moneymaker" represented the workers and craftsdwarves.  Lorbam the dungeon master sat patiently waiting for an explanation.  Finally, Fixit the mechanic sat in the back of the room, quizically playing with a couple mechanisms.

Mosus licked his lips.  This was a dangerous gambit he was about to play, but he had to start somewhere narrowing down the list of potential traitors.

"Thanks for coming.  You all represent the pillars of our society.  I wanted to warn you all that we've got a period of vulnerability coming up."

"Vulnerability?" Udib asked with suspicious anger.  "Just what do you mean?"

"Well, we've had some training accidents lately, and between that and injuries from the battle with the hydra, many of our squads aren't at fighting strength."  At the phrase "training accidents", both Slicer and Alath shot angry glances towards Ingish.  If Ingish noticed, he didn't react.

"Slicer and Dicer's squad, as well as the axedwarves, have been on duty for several months now, and they'll need time to rest.  So starting three weeks from today, I'll be pulling them back into the fortress.  Unless another squad is fully healed by then, which I doubt, we'll be more or less defenseless at that time."

There was a lot of grumbling amidst the room.  Dodok was the first to speak outright.

"And what are you planning to do about it?  Fortress security and military matters are YOUR responsibility!  It's your job to keep us protected, not leave us defenseless!"

Mosus spoke as reassuringly as he could.  "Well, I've been talking with Fixit about beefing up our trap defenses.  He should be able to keep us protected until our military's at full fighting strength again, but he has some bad news."

All eyes in the room looked back to Fixit, who absentmindedly looked up from his contraption.  "Oh, yes, um, well, I've been busy filling the work order for mechansisms for the rooms leading into the treasury.  I couldn't possibly get to working on more traps for at least another month."

"So you see," went on Mosus, "we'll have about a week of vulnerability, no more.  Further-"

He was interrupted by Fixit, who didn't seem to notice anyone else was talking.  "By the by, Dodok, I've been looking over these plans for the treasury entrance rooms, and they're great, but pretty big.  You think you could assign me a few assistants for setting it all up?"

Dodok was flummoxed, but she decided the quickest way to deal with this would be agreement.  "Sure, Fixit, how many do you need?"

"Oh, I guess fifteen or twenty.  I'll come by later, we can work out some exact numbers."  Fixit started playing with his mechanisms again, lost to the outside world.  Dodok's mouth hung open, as she simply didn't know how to respond.

Mosus cleared his throat.  "Well, that's all I had to say... I thought it sensible to warn you.  Thank you for coming."

The dwarves began filing out of the room, Udib with suspicion, Dodok chasing after Fixit, and Slicer and Dicer exchanging angry glances.  Lorbam remained, sitting in the center of the office, half-smiling.  The bait had been cast, Mosus knew he now had to wait and see if anyone would bite.

...

Meanwhile, if you were in a different part of the fortress, a level above Dodok's office, you might have seen a locked door leading into an area with a private workshop, the kind only a dwarf with a title could obtain.  If you were to listen at that door, you might have heard the scritch-scratch sound of gem-cutting, and a low muttering.

"Lokum, cut the gems.  Lokum, set the gems.  Lokum, CUT the gems.  Lokum, SET the gems.  Not a trader.  Not a trader.  'Hey, not a trader!  Go decorate this door with emerald!' Lousy not a trader... no good dwarves..."

At this point you'd hear the working stop, a dwarf stand up, and a fist land upon a table with a resounding THUMP!

"'Not a trader', huh?  I'LL SHOW THEM 'NOT A TRADER'!"

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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #126 on: June 07, 2008, 08:27:00 pm »

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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #127 on: June 08, 2008, 12:01:00 am »

Oh dear god... I can only imagine where this will lead
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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #128 on: June 08, 2008, 02:25:00 am »

I LOVE your suspenseful endings >;3!
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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #129 on: June 08, 2008, 08:15:00 am »

great story!  Really love how twisted Mosus is
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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #130 on: June 08, 2008, 05:35:00 pm »

The days went by.  Alath and Mosus were passing each other in the halls one day, when Alath turned to his former advisor.

"Mosus, have you seen Lokum?"

"Who?"

"You know, 'Not a Trader'?"

"Ah.  No, not for some time, why?"

Alath looked concerned.  "I've been trying to find him for a while.  He's supposed to be encrusting the doors for the treasury, but I can't find him anywhere, and no one seems to have seen him for the last couple weeks!"

Udib happened to be walking past, and chimed in, "Did you check his private workshop?"

Alath seemed confused.  "His what?"

"You know, his workshop.  After he got his title, he realized that no matter how silly it was, it granted him certain powers of authority.  He had me dig him a private workshop about a year ago.  I was by there a couple of days ago, but the door was locked."

Mosus and Alath were surprised by this.  "A workshop no one knew about?" mused Mosus.  "That seems a bit.." but before he could finish, a cry went up among the fortress, originating from the floor below, by the bedrooms.

"Flood!  Flood!  The fortress is flooding!  Everybody run!  Save the children!"

Quickly the three of them ran down to the source of the screaming.  Indeed, the lowest level of Urdim's falls (as they had begun calling the waterfall that fell through their fortress) was flooding.

Dwarves everywhere were panicking.  Some had locked themselves in their rooms, some were fleeing for the surface, and others were grabbing each other and yelling "DO SOMETHING!" in each others' faces.

"Someone pulled the doomsday lever!" cried Udib.

"No, that can't be it, then the flood would have started on the upper levels!" shouted Alath amid the confusion.

"The floodgate to the waterfall resevoir!"  Mosus called.  "Someone must have opened it, so it's getting continually refilled and the water can't recirculate!"  He ran over and pulled the lever on the west side of the hall, sealing the resevour again.  Dwarves still ran and screamed, but at least the flood wouldn't get much worse.  Mosus growled, speaking to himself.  "Whoever did this wants to see the whole fortress destroyed!"  Louder, he asked Alath and Udib, "Who DID this?!"

Alath looked at the floor.  "I didn't say anything before, but in the days before Lokum disappeared, he had been growing more and more detatched from society.  He's been muttering to himself, shouting at people..."

Mosus cut him off.  Grabbing a passing speardwarf, he said, "Watch this lever.  Don't let anyone pull it.  Udib, show us to Lokum's workshop."

Udib led them up the stairs, to the southeastern edge of the work floor.  Mosus took a deep breath, then tried the door.  It was locked.

"Come out of there, Lokum!  We know you're in there!"

"Go away!" came the reply.

"Come out, Lokum!  You've got a lot to answer for!  Don't make us deconstruct this door!"

"Don't come in, I'm almost done!  Come in now and you'll be sorry!" came a frantic shout.

Mosus did not want to wait to see what Lokum was almost done doing.  With Alath and Udib's help, they began heaving the door off its hinges, until it clattered to the ground.

There was Lokum, huddled over his workbench with his back to them.

"All right, Lokum," said Mosus, approaching the bench slowly, "it's over."

"Yes, it is." Lokum replied.  He spun around suddenly!  No one was prepared for what he was holding.

It was a gem, an amber opal, but a most wondrous and beautiful gem.  It was cut with seamless precision, and seemed to have bands running around it, though it was all just one stone.  Each facet reflected a different angle of the walls around it, so that it appeared there was a whole maze of a world inside.  It was... perfect.

"I call it Litez Onesh, 'The Sorcerer of Confederations', said Lokum, beaming with pride.  Now no one will forget how much 'Not a Trader' contributed to this fortress!"

Udib was the first to speak.  "You were... in here, cutting that gem, for the last three weeks?"  When Lokum nodded, he added "but then who..."

A cry erupted, this time from the surface.  "Goblins!  An ambush!  Curse them!"

It was someone who was in that room with me three weeks ago, thought Mosus, as he dashed towards the surface to deal with this new crisis.  That narrows down the list - assuming we survive this attack.

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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #131 on: June 09, 2008, 03:00:00 pm »

I have to post and say that this is probably my favorite thread on this board.b
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« Reply #132 on: June 09, 2008, 07:14:00 pm »

Still awesome!
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« Reply #133 on: June 10, 2008, 11:37:00 am »

Great to see people like it so much!  I didn't really expect it to go this long, but I'm having a great time writing it.  I do now have a general plot arc I'll probably follow.


Avuz Gearfriend was nothing but a peasant, but she enjoyed her life at Authorgilt.  Her husband was a siege operator and spent all day hurling stones into walls, which brought in enough money to support their family.  And how she loved her family!  Her son had just turned five, and spent his days running about the fortress playing with the other dwarves.  Her year-old daughter she carried around with her, and today was no exception.  One of the cats had killed a demon rat, and she was heading to the surface to chuck it on the refuse pile.

She took the last steps up the stairway and came out into a cool night air.  She looked at the emerald tower to her north; it was getting pretty tall.  She then tossed the rat corpse onto the pile and, with a deep breath of fresh air, turned back towards the fortress.  

But suddenly, she was on the ground.  Her baby was crying.  She saw a growing pool of blood, and realized with horror it was her own, bleeding out of her leg, where an iron bolt was firmly lodged.  Suddenly the pain of the wound washed over her, and she cried out.  She saw menacing green faces approaching her from the darkness, each carrying an iron crossbow.

"Please, don't hurt my baby!" she pleaded.

The closest goblin gave a twisted smile, lowered his crossbow, and fired.

Her cries were heard below, and soon the yells of "Goblins!  An ambush!  Curse them!" could be heard throughout Authorgilt.  A lever was pulled, a bridge raised, and the goblins found they couldn't use the main tunnel to access the fortress.

"No problems!" snarled the leader, a tall swordsman.  "According to the reports, this tunnel to the north winds down into the fortress too!"

And so the goblins marched along the northern tunnel, the confident swordsman in the lead.  "Foolish dwarves are unprotected!  They won't even know what-"

He was cut short, literally.  A huge swinging blade had slid out from the wall and bisected him.  The goblins behind were alarmed... these traps weren't supposed to be here!  They still had another week!  It must be a fluke.  Several of them charged around their fallen leader, only to have cages drop on them or be impaled by spear-traps.  Panicking, the few that remained turned to run, when they heard an angry roar.  The soldiers!  The dwarven soldiers were charging them!  The military wasn't off-duty - their information was all wrong!  They tried to flee, but were overtaken quickly by the faster sword- and axe-wielding dwarves, and every last one of them was cut down.

As Ingish decapitated the last of them, Mosus came to survey the site of the tunnel-battle.

"Good job, soldiers.  They never saw you coming.  Now, let's head to the surface to see if there's any more of them!"

The victorious dwarves climbed the stairs, and suddenly froze.  As fell to his knees at the sight, and Slicer's grip tightened on her sword, as she began trembling.  Dicer took his helmet off out of respect, and even Ingish grimaced.  There lay a dead woman, a peasant, and beside her, a baby, struck down by goblin bolts before it had even learned to walk.  None of the dwarves spoke for a long time.

But then they heard something.  A muffled complaint sound, some swearing, coming from the north.  Looking out through the night, they saw in the valley some torches being lit.  By the light they saw that one of the cage traps on the northern ramps had been sprung, by a hidden squad of goblins carrying spears.  Those not caged began to climb the ramps and make their way towards the front gate.

There was no need to speak.  Glancing at the baby, As stood.  Slicer's trembling began full-on shaking, then she began to scream.  Dicer put his helmet back on.  Ingish raised his axe and began running to the gate, towards the goblins, the rest of the raging soldiers close behind him.  These goblins would pay dearly for the poor child's life.

Dawn broke just as they met the goblins, a bit south of the ramps.  The dwarves slammed into them like a juggernaut.  The goblins, surprised by the fury of the onslaught, could do nothing to save their poor hides.

Goblin shields were cut in half by angry swords, heads were lopped off, and the spears seemed to do nothing but glance off the armor of the near-beserk dwarves.  The goblins tried to retreat into the north-eastern hills, but none could outrun the soldiers vengeful fury.  As daylight slowly began creeping across the valley, it glinted off the goblins' blood, and no living goblin saw the light of that day.

Mosus sat alone on look-out hill, watching the fight.  His plan had worked.  There was no real vulnerability, and after that meeting three weeks ago he had worked out a plan with Fixit so that the traps would be in place before the period of "vulnerability" started.  The patrols, while off-duty, were still at the ready, so they could be called up at a moment's notice.  It had been a trap, and had worked.  Whoever had told the goblins to attack was someone in the room with him that day.  That was valuable information, to lower the number of possible traitors from a hundred to just over half a dozen.  But it had come at a terrible cost.

"So, you had hoped an attack would come all along, in an effort to expose the traitor.  A pricey plan indeed, Mosus."  It was Lorbam, who had come up behind him while he was thinking.  "I pray not all your schemes have such an expense."  Together, they looked forlornly at the infant's body below.

Mosus didn't know what the costs of his future schemes might be, and couldn't help but ask himself...  Was this truly sensible?

"Well, this is a poor welcome for new nobility." said Lorbam.

"New nobility?" Mosus was surprised.  "What do you mean?"

Lorbam pointed on the horizon.  The rising sun illuminated a group of migrants approaching, and one of them wore the robes of a count.

"The mountainhomes seem to have declared Authorgilt a County," Lorbam said with a grin.  "Life here is about to become very, very different."


END OF PART III

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Re: The Tale of a Sensible Dwarf
« Reply #134 on: June 10, 2008, 11:56:00 am »

And with the end of part III, I give you The dfma map of Authorgilt, shortly after the nobles arrived.  This has been a ton of fun, so I'll definitely be going on to part IV soon.
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