Paul was a rich dwarf, with a decent ability to make all sorts of crafts. His preference for bone disturbed some people, but nothing usually came of it.
He had been friends with the fortress tax collector, and had carved him a miniature rhesus macaque out of rhesus macaque bones, for the irony of it. It was very realistic, as Paul had worked very hard on it.
Soon, Paul got a chance to go to a party held by the tax collector. The duke had been talking about doing work and not partying all the time, but none of the dwarves really listened to him much anyway.
Paul gave the tax collector a small box with the rhesus model in it, which he opened.
Little did Paul know that the tax collector's parents had starved to death after their food was taken by rhesus macaques.
"Is this some kind of joke?" the tax collector said. An awkward silence rose.
"Joke? No," Paul responded. He knew that the tax collector's father had been a bone carver, so he decided to lighten the mood a bit. "Your father would have been proud, eh?" The tax collector pulled his fist back, preparing to punch.
"Goblins in the fortress!" someone shouted. Everyone rushed to check if anyone had died and dropped a souvenir from the battle, but the military was already fighting back the goblins effectively.
"Who forgot to finish that wall?" someone said while most of the dwarves were trying to get as good a look as possible at the battle as they could. Paul turned around, and saw that there was hole in the wall that wasn't fixed because the dwarves were busy partying.
"More goblins!" a craftsdwarf said, immediately before his chest was pierced with an arrow that managed to hit his heart, his spleen, and both lungs at the same time. Several bowgoblins rushed through the gap, shooting into the crowd of civilian dwarves.
In the end, many dwarves died in that battle due to the dwarves' love for parties. The person who held the party was to be exiled, and the tax collector held a lot of influence in the fort, so when he said that Paul did it, nobody said anything in his defense.
"I'll leave in the next caravan out," Paul had said.
"You're leaving now," the duke said. Paul was thrown out of the fortress, with only the clothes on his back. He walked to the nearest fortress and met six other dwarves that were preparing to leave on their own, to a small but promising outpost on a distant mountainside...
Wow, that's the first real story I've written about DF. It was fun.