Alas, it appears my request for a dwarf has gone unheard (or maybe no suitable dwarves have appeared?). Here's a revised request:
Dogar, male,
armorsmith. (preferably of a grumpy persuasion, but that's a small matter)
Backstory, as spoken by Tammut Beardchiseled, forgemaster, in 1052.
"Oh, Dogar? Yeah I remember him. Unfortunately. Now don't get me wrong, he was a pretty good worker, never got any complaints about the quality of any piece of his, always top notch. He'd have gone far, if not for... other factors.
For starters, his co-workers often complained to me about that damned brackish human tobacco he always smokes. Gods know where he gets it, but I don't think I've never seen him without one. That devilish smoke hits you like a ton o' bricks when he walks in the room.
Now that in itself isn't really a big problem, what with the forges being mostly full of smoke anyway, I though his lack of organization was a more serious problem. He always hated paperwork. I don't think he signed off a single workorder during his time here. Some of his mates covered for him o' course, but it didn't always work. He lost the paperwork more than once. Now that did not go down well with the customers. Particularly so with the Baron. Oh boy.
The Baron had placed an order for an ornamental suit of steel armor. Everyone knew he'd never wear it. I think that's what ticked Dogar off. He takes pride in his work, and hates to see crafstdwarfship go to waste. I'm pretty sure he _intentionally_ lost the paperwork, not once but twice! The Baron was seriously pissed off, and that's the truth. He'd wanted to put it out on display for a party he had with his cronies, but Dogar's procrastinating made that impossible. He sent me a ranter stern note, which I gave to Dogar. Dogar looked at it, smiled, and started working furiously. I knew that should have been a bad sign. That's the third thing about him, see. He has a wicked sense of humor.
He sent the armor to it's new owner a week later. I curse myself for not inspecting the work beforehand, I can only say that I was swamped with work of my own. I never actually saw the armor, but from what I've been told it had some rather interesting engravings on it. I'm told he captured a very good likeness of the Baron, even down to that annoying smile he so likes to use.
Unfortunately, he'd put in on the codpiece.
And the image of a goblin striking down a dwarf on the backplace did NOT go down any better. Might've as well painted a bulls-eye on the helmet.
Fortunately his mates warned him before the guards came for him. If he ever comes back I hear he has ten hammerstrikes waiting for him.
If you find him, buy him a drink. Or better yet, bring him some tobacco."
[ February 29, 2008: Message edited by: nahkh ]