What is this!
This? Oh nothing. Just a succession fort based on a custom made mod especially for it in which war lolcats exist, haxxor, Necrothreaders who can shoot 1 fireball per finger, PER TURN, Toady one is killed during the first year because of the first aquifer plug, Gray Langurs battling thread zombies for our sake, wounded men both inside and outside, massive amounts of corpses aboveground all ripe for the Necrothreaders, instruments such as signs and avatars, laptops as crossbows who don't even fire anything (You beat thread zombies with laptops!), dwarfs are now forumites and we have had many great forumites such as the Lover of Apiks who stopped a troglodyte attack with his pick, the fort has MASSIVE amounts of gold which in the end is useless, Banhammers that...well... ban creatures, several job names are changed, Trolls which troll us, near death of Necrothreat during the mad doctor's reign, fort was stolen for a short amount by Denber and overruled my rule, some forumites who have each killed 43 male elves in Glidesnarls, our mascot Highmax who has lost limbs but still persists, attacks by sentient spambots in this very thread in which Toady One comes to our rescue, random insane blabber that mostly has nothing to do with anything at all, discussion on how the mod should be advanced, a werecabybara mother that killed her child and is currently locked in a room and she weeps for her child most of the time whilst being denied death, thread zombies are with armor which makes it nearly impossible to kill them whilst they are not with weapons, our only ranged weapon is bows that works, impending doom is nearing.
Nothing out of the ordinary you can see. Completely normal NecroThreat Standard. Continue.