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[Sprin]

GOOD LUCK!
I did fix the room shortages and built a hospital!
Pleas put new me in the room near the hospital and build him a dining room next to It. O and I forgot to give the rooms away, silly me!

[highmax28]

Lol, thats great, the doctor begins a tantrum spiral Alright, now we just need to see how many survive... I'm hoping if I was dorfed, that I'm alive...

[apiks]

Wait,seriously? I go missing for about a day and all hell breaks loose in Necrothreat. Jesus, we had little forumites as it is. This will be very hard if you ask me for the next overseer.. This was a fast turn. I hope this doesn't lead to the fort's ultimate downfall lol. Can't wait for misko's turn now.

[Talvieno]

Downloaded the save. What I've noticed:

• Trolls got ALL THE WAY to the deepest part of the fortress.
• We have a berserk farmer.
• Apiks, Sprin, Ushiromiya and Tal Denber have all died.
• Sprin reappropriated Denber's room as his own and redwarfed himself. Nobody else got redwarfed. (He reappropriated Denber's room before Denber even died, and left Denber without a room.)
• Esther1 is the only survivor of this crazy half-year.
• We're almost out of drinks.
• We have four dwarves left outside with the bridge raised. Two of them are injured. EDIT: nevermind, 5 dwarves. One is in the river and missing a foot.
• There are four dwarves in the hospital.
• Sprin destroyed the raising bridge across the river and made it solid. Now we have no secondary line of defense from the north.
• Almost everyone in the fort is unhappy. The rest are wounded, and a lot are both. (there are 29 people at the moment.)
• There are bodies everywhere.
• Sprin reappropriated my dining room waterfall drainage ditch and turned it into a hallway for bedrooms (I'm guessing those are bedrooms).
• Hilariously, according to the logs, Sprin himself (mad doctor) went berserk and started killing everyone.
• A lot of dwarves are throwing tantrums.
• The bridge appears to be broken. I can't get it to lower.
• We have eight coffins. We need 38.
• Most of our beds weren't made into bedrooms. There's still a room shortage.
• We have almost no doors anywhere.
• Miasma. Lots of miasma.
• Edits following: Sprin forced Esther1 out of her room. No idea why.
• Sprin destroyed the old dining room in favor of a smaller, unsmoothed one. What's the logic behind this, exactly?
• Trade depot is destroyed, construction is suspended on a new one.
• Our army is a mess. We have plenty of skilled soldiers, but none of them are in the army. The people in the army have no skill whatsoever.

Basically... the fortress is an absolute disaster/war zone. and this is only year 2. Actually, I don't know if it can even be salvaged. Seriously, it looks post-apocalypse. And we only got an ambush. Not even a siege. Just a troller ambush.

Thoughts?

[BFEL]

LOL WTF SPRIN?
THIS ISN"T STNPO!

[Talvieno]

It's salvageable, but barely. Also, "   [NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP] " needs to be added to the lolcat creature raws...

[BFEL]

why? didnt you basically just copy cats? o.o did I just unintentionally make a pun? wth?

[Talvieno]

No, I gave them [CAN_SPEAK] for teh lulz.  They're also a lot larger than regular cats, and are trainable as war animals. Apparently CAN_SPEAK makes them require food/water/sleep.

[highmax28]

Downloaded the save. What I've noticed:

• Trolls got ALL THE WAY to the deepest part of the fortress.
• We have a berserk farmer.
• Apiks, Sprin, Ushiromiya and Tal Denber have all died.
• Sprin reappropriated Denber's room as his own and redwarfed himself. Nobody else got redwarfed. (He reappropriated Denber's room before Denber even died, and left Denber without a room.)
• Esther1 is the only survivor of this crazy half-year.
• We're almost out of drinks.
• We have four dwarves left outside with the bridge raised. Two of them are injured. EDIT: nevermind, 5 dwarves. One is in the river and missing a foot.
• There are four dwarves in the hospital.
• Sprin destroyed the raising bridge across the river and made it solid. Now we have no secondary line of defense from the north.
• Almost everyone in the fort is unhappy. The rest are wounded, and a lot are both. (there are 29 people at the moment.)
• There are bodies everywhere.
• Sprin reappropriated my dining room waterfall drainage ditch and turned it into a hallway for bedrooms (I'm guessing those are bedrooms).
• Hilariously, according to the logs, Sprin himself (mad doctor) went berserk and started killing everyone.
• A lot of dwarves are throwing tantrums.
• The bridge appears to be broken. I can't get it to lower.
• We have eight coffins. We need 38.
• Most of our beds weren't made into bedrooms. There's still a room shortage.
• We have almost no doors anywhere.
• Miasma. Lots of miasma.
• Edits following: Sprin forced Esther1 out of her room. No idea why.
• Sprin destroyed the old dining room in favor of a smaller, unsmoothed one. What's the logic behind this, exactly?
• Trade depot is destroyed, construction is suspended on a new one.
• Our army is a mess. We have plenty of skilled soldiers, but none of them are in the army. The people in the army have no skill whatsoever.

Basically... the fortress is an absolute disaster/war zone. and this is only year 2. Actually, I don't know if it can even be salvaged. Seriously, it looks post-apocalypse. And we only got an ambush. Not even a siege. Just a troller ambush.

Thoughts?

I say SCREW THE MAD DOCTOR! I HAVE PIE!

But in all seriousness, I think we should try to continue with what we have, that way we have like a second rising of necrothreat WITHOUT a reclaim. And a wise man once told me: we need that little bit of chaos in our lives to create order... This our little bit of chaos?

[BFEL]

YAY CHAOS, WE SHALL EAT IT TO GROW STRONGER. IT GIVES US LONGER THICKER PENIS'S ALL!

[apiks]

Really. The fort is a total mess. That just makes it the better. I do hope it actually manages to survive lol. It's all in misko's hands at the moment. Also Talvieno, if you can send me the modified mod for the cats, I'll fix the link in the post. Not even 2 years and this is already going downhill. Loving it! And we MUST persist and get through this crisis somehow.

[mastahcheese]

Could you wait until something happens to Esther befor I get reDorf'd? I'd rather not be with someone other than her.

Also, WTF mate? And I thought I was bad at this game.

Can't believe shes the only survivor of the forumites, and she's not even playing!

[BFEL]

Could you wait until something happens to Esther

I bet she LOVES this sentence right here
You plannin to become a widow sir?

[Sprin]

A good chunk of my problem was I use a tileset.
I forgot everyones name and I needed the story to continue.
Retracable bridges bug me over water.
AND THAT FUCKING THREADROMANCER!!
Brought back our langur problen...

Necrothreat, leave wall you can...

[highmax28]

A good chunk of my problem was I use a tileset.
I forgot everyones name and I needed the story to continue.
Retracable bridges bug me over water.
AND THAT FUCKING THREADROMANCER!!
Brought back our langur problen...

Necrothreat, leave wall you can...

Well, I'm not leaving yet Anyone else staying?