Looked over fort today. Jesus
6th of SandstoneWell, after our good friend the docter decided the best medicine is fist applied directly to the forehead, they've decided to elect a new overseer. As the laziest among them, I've been unanimously elected to the position. Buncha bastards.
Well, I've decided to take a inventory of where we are. I don't actually know since I was napping on a bag of plump-helmets most days, and ignore what happens. Huh. I wonder if that's why I was called "the laziest Forumite I have, or ever will see, so long as the laws of nature remain stand"... Nah, I was, um, "supervising" the plump helmets. Yeah, thats it. That's going on fort record too, so everyone knows 'bout my supervisions, and slander can be laid to rest.
Well, Looking over death records, the first 2 are of Giant Sponges. This is truly a cursed site, and all who remain here shall perish. This omen is more terrifying then anything I could have read. And I will be sure to cry on my plump-helmets later.
Looking over the fort, I see that there has been no production of Garb (That's what it actually says on the little thing they gave me. What time period do they think this is?), little in the way of weapons, and our largest industry is that of "other objects". I imagine some sort of criminal activities, so for now the official explanation will be one of speculation.
Oh, and regarding the former good docter, a random planter smashed Sprin's skull with her fist, killing him. I don't understand so much here, it's just wow. How did I end up here? I'm currently operating under the assumption that this fort is a secret project to isolate and kill dangerous forumites who manifest extreme physical abilities, and/or unwanted lazy people. That, or this place is just evil.
There is a startingly large amount of dead bodies, and places exposed to the outside. I have ordered the bodies deep within the mountain, So no more corpses exposed, eventually.
For some reason there is a sad human and his pack mule staring confusedly at the busy forumites. Not entirely sure what to do with them.
They're just enjoying the view.
Seriously though, Its not that bad. Sure, everyone is upset, but that can easily be fixed. Overall, It wil take a lot of work to get this fort up to speed, But I'm confidant in my abilities. That said, I'm gonna catch a nap. Maybe the upset people need naps?
BTW
Is that a necrothreader Lord I spy?
Terrifying name for a civ, especially one that will cause us such grief.
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