The events of the 3rd of Timber, 1063Aryn and Duke Bomrek sat opposite each other in the Duke's study. They drank coffee and snacked on little prickle berry tarts, though Aryn's remained untouched. Across the room sat the Duke's wife, silent and unobtrusive as always, and beside the table, standing uncomfortably at attention was the mechanic Glacies.
"I don't quite see what the problem is," The Duke said jovially. "So we have some Mummers showing up, prancing about in their coats and masks. Let them entertain, what is it us? We have food enough for three more."
Aryn spoke, his voice muffled since his face was in his hands. "You don't understand. This is a nightmare. An absolute nightmare. These aren't traveling fools, these are Dwarves that have been dead for years. It was bad enough when Likot was alive..."
"I don't quite follow you, Aryn old chap. You're saying these are corpses walking around, talking and eating our food?"
"Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying! Likot and Sgt. Pepper have been training alone and are out of the way, but Valania has demanded to take her post back in the Engravers Union, stealing half the workforce from Rice... and now we have six engravers who are terrified and sick as they follow behind the capering corpse. If she thinks she can take back her position... Oh god, Likot might want the Mayors job back."
Aryn sat back heavily in his chair, eyes wide. The Duke was unimpressed, stuffing another of the tarts into his mouth before wiping his hands off on his beard. "And I still don't see the problem. You're saying she's dead? Any Dwarf with the stones enough to ignore death
should be allowed a spot of authority. I've died before."
"...what?"
"Oh, yes. At least" The Duke paused, looking towards the ceiling as he thought. "At last three times, I'd wager. Maybe more. It's hard to keep track these days. How did they go?"
"Likot was ripped in half by a horde of zombie goblins; how she's standing I don't know. Sergeant Pepper was trampled to death by a herd of Dread Camels-"
"Yes, I killed a good dozen of those before the missus and I hit your entranceway."
"-and Valania was given The Crimson Smile by some mustachioed thief before be blew himself up."
"Ahh, of course. That happened to me once, a cannon misfire, took me days to get completely over it. I spent nearly a week waiting for that hand to grow back."
"For the love of all the Gods, Old and New, can't you take this seriously! We need to go into damage control. First things first, I want you to start locking your doors at night, I can't swear that she or her honor guard won't go looking for trouble. Secondly, if she DOES go for her mayors position again, killing Ineth Orbsbarb will also get rid of our book keeper... that can't happen, we
need to know what our stocks and worth are. Otherwise we'll get robbed blind by the next merchant that arrives. They'll just ... misplace some crafts, or underestimate what our gears are worth. That's where you come in, Glacies."
"Me, sir?" The Mechanic asked, startled. He had been looking more and more lost as the two nobles talked, and being addressed brought him back to attention quickly. A cold bead of sweat trickled down his temple.
"Yes. You're our new book keeper. You handled yourself well against those Camels, and the fact that you lived AND healed shows the kind of strength we need. Finish your tasking for Lucy to get those pumps up and running, and then get to your new job as master of the hoard."
"W-...why, thank you, sir! I'm honored you'd choo-"
"Yes. Wonderful, now leave, and finish the pumps. And do NOT run afoul of Likot, stay far away from her."
"I did before she was dead, sir."
"Then you're smarter than most. Get to it."
As Glacies left the room, grinning at his promotion, he heard The Duke say something. As he closed behind him, he heard the beginnings of yet another argument between Aryn and The Duke start - glad to not be a part of it.
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edit: Oops, forgot to include Glacies profile!