The events of the 5th of Moonstone, 1053"Are you sure? Absolutely positive?" Asked Kuli.
"Positive, I tried to get into the workshop and one of the new cheese makers attacked me! He threw a chisel at my head and started shrieking, and... foaming at the mouth," said Archin.
"Alright then, let's go see about this."
They slowed their steps as they near the crafts shop, ominous noises coming from inside. A single torch illuminated the inside, casting a muted eerie glow into the hallway. Readying himself Kuli moved forward to stand in the doorway, his faith steeling his reserve.
The workshop was a mess, plates of half eaten food scattered on the floor, tools jabbed into the walls, weird eldritch symbols carved into the stone itself. Sitting on the floor, drenched in sweat, was the cheese maker. He was covered in filth, greenish foam leaking from his mouth, his nostrils, the corners of his eyes. Cradling a scepter in his hand, he slowly lifted his head to stare at Kuli and gasped, "This is made... for Olsmo, the demon god! I ... embody his will! You all will die!"
As he struggled to his feet and lurched towards the door, Kuli pulled himself up to his full height. Taking a deep breath, his hand shot out and pressed to the cheese makers forehead, his voice clear and booming, "OUT! OUT, DEMON OLSMO! OUT!"
Screaching, the cheese maker recoiled and tried to back away, but Kuli followed him inside unwavering, his hand staying on the Dwarves forehead. "THE POWER OF ZEFON COMPELS YOU, DEMON, LEAVE THIS HOST! LEAVE THIS HOST, THIS IS NOT A WELCOME PLACE FOR YOUR KIND!"
Kuli pushed him back into the room, the thrashing arms knocking aside what tools hadn't already been carelessly thrown around. Pressed up against the workbench, Kuli repeated his mantra, his voice carrying through the hallways, and eventually the cheese maker stopped his thrashing. Opening his eyes, he stared forward unseeing for a few seconds before shuddering, "Oh, Oh! What... what happened? I was out by..., by the bridge when..."
"Shh, it's alright, my son. You're fine now. There was a ... minor incident, but it's all been resolved."
"Ri-..right, but, what's this?"
"Oh, that, you made that in a ... burst of inspiration. It's exquisitely made, and very plain - you don't detract from the beauty of the stone at all. If you don't mind, may I name it?"
The dwarf just nodded, staring down in confusion at the simple basalt scepter in his hand. Kuli smiled, placing his hand on the cheese makers shoulder, "Then we shall call it Warjoins, and let it symbolize our constant fight against evil."