The Events of the 19th of Galena, 1079
"Hoy! Stop! Everyone, stop, stop, stop, stop!"
Maggarg, unconcerned for his well being, strode to the center of the training room. Blunted training weapons clanged off his armor, though a hammer made of bamboo and lead shots nicked him in the knee, bringing him periliously close to toppling. Cursing, limping, he struck out at Eita, who dodged back nimbly, with a grin.
"Now listen, just hold steady, I've got a game you'll be interested in playing. It's called-"
"Don't do this," Adol warned. He was leaning on the shaft of his hammer, bushy eyebrows half covering his tired eyes. "You don't want to do this."
"Shut up, ya' ponce. This'll be grand fun. Now look, it's called 'cause of celebration'. You guess right, I'll pay your tab at the mess tonight."
Suddenly, interest had been peaked. The suggestions came in quickly:
"We've become the owners of a herd of waste-weary donkeys?" from an eager Jools.
"The domes have collapsed, and we're free of the ass that runs them?" came Likot's rasp.
"Sulari has given up the way of the weed to come and come back to join us?" asked Merkil.
"Oh, I have it," Wilber said, his eyes alight with understanding. "Stravitch collapsed the domes" at that, they all laughed
"Wrong, the lot of you!"
"Maggarg, you can-" Adol tried, but he was cut off.
"Stuff it, pork pie, I'll pay yours too if you don't ruin this fun."
"I don't need mine paid for-"
Before the pair could continue their bickering, the suggestions started, a flood of them. Eventually, as the room died down, Luke could be heard from near the back.
"Well, if we can find my better half, she'll know for certain. She has a way about this. Where is she?"
The silence was palpable. Slowly, in ones and twos, the dwarves in the barracks turned to stare at Luke, their eyes growing wide. Only swordsdwarf could see Maggarg's spreading grin. He blanched.
"No. No, no, you're pulling my leg."
"Am I?" Maggarg asked in a much-too-chipper tone.
"She's... oh, no, no, that's twelve!"
He bolted from the room, his clanking boots vanishing as he rounded the corner to the sleeping quarters.