The Events of the 11th of Slate, 1060Stravitch stalked out of the barracks. His upper lip was curled into a snarl. Life had become hell since the addition of the Queen. Any orders given by her that weren't immediately enforceable were superseded by Aryn, a never-ending shouting match ringing down the halls. Aryn's guard was constantly clashing with the Royal Retainers, training sessions ending with someone's nose busted or a mild concussion. And slowly the Dwarves were converting to the church of Zefon. With their hard work taken by the Queen, more Dwarves were finding solace in religion.
Over the past few days new recruits were filtering in. During the first training session, the new recruit Zuglar had his head crushed by Sefolkubuk. As the brains leaked onto the floor from the shattered skull, Stravitch pointed with the blood soaked mace, barking out, "Do you see this you worthless sacks of meat! What just happened is what every goblin, every human, every camel, every dwarf who wants your land will do to you faster than you can blink! I am your new trainer. I am your new leader. I. I am your new god. NOW GET THIS BODY OUT OF HERE."
He mulled over the past few days as he walked, shouldering past well-dressed Dwarves on their way to morning services. He was stopped though by a meek voice beside him, eyes widening at the audacity of someone addressing him. Slowly he turned to the lone carpenter.
"What was that?" He asked slowly.
She gave a slow flip of her head, greased down, thick swash of black hair streaked with redroot dye lifting from over her eye just long enough to see him fully. Ash and dimple dye were streaked under her eyes, tastefully dripping down.
"Oh, sorry. I didn't think you noticed me here. Sorry to bother you, Captain Stravitch, but..." She sighed, flipping the swash of hair again. "I noticed you were heading away from the temple. It's time for service."
"Time for ... " His eyes narrowed, the look the recruits were beginning to know and fear. "I don't think it's any of your business what, or how I worship, Miss..."
"Miss Dodik-Come-Lately."
"...what?"
"It's ironic."
"Whatever. I'm leaving now. I'd highly suggest you not talk to me about that Heathen voodoo again."
As Stravitch stalked away, Dodik-Come-Lately just shook her head slowly. "Fascist." she mumbled under her breath.