"Oh sweet Zefon, what is that?" Sulari asked, her status as a legendary fighter forgotten at the rumbling in the ground.
"That, ahh, that's a Grinning Bronze Colossus. It must be one that lives in the mountains to the west of here. Well isn't this ... a problem," responded Snake dryly, taking a long drag from his cigarette.
"Well what the hell does it want!"
"Most likely to eat the ore we've mined out. It may not be as smart as we Dwarves, but they live long lives, and they listen to the whispering around them."
"So what will we do?"
"We'll probably die. I imagine he'll knock down the draw bridge, and smash the civilians. Mayor Likot will be in her tower, but it will be knocked down and she'll probably be crushed to death. By the time this happens, I'll most likely be across the river, heading north, and I sug-urk!"
Sulari had grabbed Snake by the plate mail, hauling him forward until they were touching nose-to-nose. Her eyes had narrowed to small slits, upper lip curled into a sneer. "Now you listen to me, you cowardly ass. We're going to get our gear, meet me topside! I will NOT listen to your traitorous talks of abandoning all that we've worked for! Now go!"
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Thanks to the rearrangements inside, it took longer than expected to arm the guards. Instead, a few of Aryn's personal guard attacked the colossus as it stormed into the courtyard, showing off their skill by bludgeoning it with leather boots, and shields. They were summarily dispatched, their heads crushed, their bones shattered.
Mayor Likot's masterfully-worked arrows distracted the beast, but she was not prepared for it's quickness. It reached her before she could get away, gingerly plucking the quiver from her back. At the speed it was swung, the leather was as taut as steel, and shattered the Dwarfs arm. As Mayor Likot crawled to safety, Snake's retinue finally hit top-side running, swarming around the Bronze Beast, bludgeoning it ineffectively with their wooden swords.
Cursing loudly, Snake tossed his sword aside, scooping up a warhammer from the corpse pile. The metal rang out, crippling the Colossus's hip and bringing it to the ground, but it was no less dangerous. A war dog was smashed to a pulp, and one of Stravitch's guard found the quiver thrown through his chest - the look of surprise etched onto his face in death. Even one of Snake's swordsmen, Woundletters, was grabbed and shaken like a child, her brain pulped inside her skull.
Snake clamored atop the colossus, his hammer arcing high in the air as he brought it down on the beasts face. He widened his stance to stay atop the thrashing monster, his hammer clanging off the metal features, flattening the nose, the eyes, the mouth into a flat sheet of bronze.
The final blow, however, was delivered by the now retarded Woundletters. She stood there, drooling and trembling, slowly lifting her hands above her head. The air crackled with energy, the light around her seeming to dim. Green light burst forth from her nose, her mouth, her eyes, and she thrust her hands forward hard against the Colossus's lower body. The Dwarves were blinded by the insuing explosion, and when their sight cleared they were greeted by a snow of bronze flakes raining down from the sky.
Snake leaned on his warhammer, panting hard. He swung his hand towards the beasts head, and said breathlessly, "Woundletters, you just killed the Grinning Bronze Colossus. You're ... the hero we all wish we could be. As a reward, we'll have this head hauled in front of your bedroom, as a reminder of the good work you've done today."
Woundletters mumbled something incomprehensible, clapping her hands together and bouncing up and down. Snake just shook his head, dragging the hammer back to the corpse pile before picking up his sword and heading downstairs to find Sulari.
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OOC: I honestly have no idea how this could have happened, "The Championbashes The bronze colossus in the lower body with her left hand/ The lower body flies off in an arc!"
The only explanation I can come up with is having her brain scrambled, Woundletters is now a conduit for the psionic forces emanating up from the ground. She also vomits ectoplasm, which is great for parties.