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Toady One

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Kurtalmak has come
« on: July 18, 2002, 04:36:00 am »
Kobolds have been created.  Their worship has called forth Kurtalmak, God of the Kobolds.  In his capacity as the overlord and teacher of sub-beings, Kurtalmak will preside over the discussion here.

Kurtalmak can smell gnomes from over a mile away.

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Kurtulmak

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2002, 01:39:00 pm »
For those with a higher existence nothing is truly random.  Being God of the Kobolds, I exist more than you.
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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2002, 02:06:00 pm »
Hmmm... A god for the kobolds... Well, the only god I will worship is Dairit (god in a rpgmaker game, god of greed for knowledge). Any good mage, even kobolds, should worhip that god. Besides, no offense meant, **************************************************CENSORED*********************************** YOU NOW KNOW THE POWER OF KURTULMAK******

[ July 18, 2002: Message edited by: Kurtulmak ]

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2002, 08:43:00 pm »
LOL!!! Since my last message was edited by a complete nongod related accident, then I have to repeat myself.

Besides, no offense meant, I really like Kurtulmak and wish to stay in his good graces.

I *really* hope this message doesnīt fall victim to the same completely nongod related accident that censored parts of my old message. If it does... I as an insignificant sub-being will be powerless to do anything about it.
ALL HAIL TO KURTULMAK!!!

[ July 18, 2002: Message edited by: Kurtulmak ]

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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2002, 03:24:00 pm »
HEEEEY!!! THAT WAS NOT NICE!!! Stop editing my messages!!! Since it is not a direct attack on any person I have the right to say whatever I want so stop editing my message you ***************************************. By editing my messages you take away my right to express my thoughts!!!

[ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: Kurtulmak ]

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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2002, 07:04:00 pm »
grrrrrrrrr
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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2002, 07:05:00 pm »
Du e ju för fan sjuk i huvudet! STICK OCH BRINN!!!
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Alanor

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2002, 08:28:00 pm »
Hail Kurtalmak,

 The high priest of Armok greets thee.
Know well that I am Mighty Armoks voice in this temporary place.
 Lord Armok offers his blessing to you, Kurtalmak as god of Kobolds and other creepy crawly things that Kobolds like!

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2002, 08:58:00 pm »
Stick och brinn, you worthless sub-being Alanor.  No peice of the sun can save you from Kurtulmak!
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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2002, 10:04:00 pm »
Kortison (something)... do you enev know what "Stick och brinn" means?
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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2002, 10:13:00 pm »
Why do you keep editing my messages? Cuz I say that your name sounds like an volcano waiting to explode? That is not very nice of you since I am not saying something bad like calling people for "sub-beings"! If you only had a tenth of Dairits wisdom you should know that a gods way to act should be to accept the socalled "sub-beings" ways of life (in this case speaking), not using his magics (moderator powers) to alter the way (speach) of the socalled "sub-beings". If the god chose to do this he is no more than a bully and a lowlife! Gods that are evil gets less people to worship him since the chance of others converting are small!
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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2002, 10:15:00 pm »
Besides, Dairit would not attack you with a piece of the sun... He would attack you with the whole galaxy!!! Then he would *grovel before Kurtulmak!*

[ July 20, 2002: Message edited by: Kurtulmak ]

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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2002, 10:17:00 pm »
And if you donīt stop editing my messages I will have you in my RPGMaker game! It is not much and probably very childish, but that is probably the extent of my powers! But be warned, about 0.0000000000000001% of the worlds pop wants to play that game...
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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2002, 10:19:00 pm »
Remove a couple of these zeroes since there is more people than 6^-5 that wants to play my game...
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spelguru

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Re: Kurtalmak has come
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2002, 10:21:00 pm »
Oh my... I believe that I am spamming... maybe I should stop so that I donīt generate so many posts that Kurtulmak canīt edit them all...   ;)
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