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Kinneus

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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2007, 01:26:00 pm »
Change the goblin snatchers to evil Republican congressmen.
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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2007, 09:53:00 pm »
We need the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


Our Dwarves must be touched by his Noodly Appendage!

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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2007, 11:59:00 pm »
Kinneus, that's a bit to political
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Earthquake Damage

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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2007, 12:30:00 am »
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chlorine-man,
hydrogen-man,
lead-man,

How 'bout Spider-Man?   :D
Give them FLIER for "swings from web" action.

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« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2007, 03:37:00 am »
Not quite nonsense enough.
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« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2007, 04:52:00 am »
Casper the friendly ghost

-Doesn't attack.
-Constantly follows creatures around desperate to be their friend.
-Everyone (including wild animals) runs the hell away from him screaming "GHOST!!!"
-The other ghosts point and laugh at him


The Jolly Green Giant

-Benign
-When killed, gives cans of peas, green beans, and corn.
-When encountered in adventure mode, he just says "Ho ho ho"


Flesh-eating worms

-behaves like vermin
-bites chunks out of animals
-as "vermin" it cannot be attacked by guard dogs or soldiers

Flowers

-grows in farm plots
-looks pretty
-comes in multiple colors
-uses the same tile as uncutgems/turtle
-does nothing practical
-no prefstring / dwarves are not interested

[ November 16, 2007: Message edited by: Klokjammer ]

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Kyselina

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« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2007, 11:17:00 am »
You should google Kingdom of Loathing    and play it for while, you may get some great things from there.
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2007, 06:51:00 pm »
I'll consider it.
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Surma

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« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2007, 10:57:00 pm »
The element-man stuff got me thinking... Reminded me of a song by They Might be Giants, "Particle Man"...

You've got Particle Man, Triangle Man, Universe Man, and Person Man.

Nonsense enough for this thread?

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« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2007, 01:07:00 am »
Somebody jokingly mentioned it in another thread, but I think it has a home here... purring maggotmen.

Also, grey wrinkly ninjas.  Give them exactly the same stats as elephants  ;).

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« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2007, 01:47:00 am »
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flying hamburger

This just screams Hamburglar.

Also,

quote:
Sentient Spoon

More precisely,

quote:
Spoon

makes me think Tick.

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Sean Mirrsen

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« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2007, 03:49:00 pm »
Tick? Hmm. I don't know the english names, but some great "-men" and semimegabeasts could be gotten from there. Uh, "Ballista-arrowmen"? Including weapons like thrown Infinity Balls, monsters a-la the "Santa flood", and probably more. Oh, yeah, alien races that reply to everything "What?" and "Who?" and whose languages have every word replaced with those same words.  :)
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« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2007, 05:02:00 am »
I totally endorse this thread.

New monsters:
Tellitubbies: I just want to kill them
Smurfs: Make them a civ so they can siege you for added sillyness.   :)
Ninja Monkeys: with that sneaky/stealth effect. And swords.
Koopas: leave nothing but a shell when slaughtered...
Pygmy Puffs: just a vermin

New stones/minerals
Cheese: We need to have mountains of cheese.
Platinnium: Just to make people think they found platinium and then cry when they realize they read wrong.

New weapons
spatulas: (VERY low blunt damage)
rolling pins: (from wood only, blunt damage)

New plants:
Gummiberries: extracts to gummiberry juice, brews to Gummiberry booze.
Moonberries: brews to Moonshine   :)

[ November 26, 2007: Message edited by: Tirpen ]

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Asehujiko

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« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2007, 07:23:00 am »
Asehujiko, forum poster has mandated the modding in of cheese mountains.
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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2007, 08:14:00 pm »
invisible pink unicorns!!!
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