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Project Nonsense
« on: November 13, 2007, 08:38:00 pm »

The ultimate quest to mod in every single bit of total nonsense the world has ever seen!

Suggest nonsense here, add your nonsense mods, whatever!


And now for my concluding words:
sdfer uier adgsj!

Suggestions:
(The previous suggestions list has been removed and replaced with this general list. You can find other things in the thread)
Anything created by Lewis Carol
Sentient objects
Soviet russia

People currently working on this:
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[ November 25, 2007: Message edited by: Reign on your Parade ]

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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 06:09:00 am »

Somewhere in the remnants of my previous version files, I have a flying pizza monster built and working. I can bring it to the new version easily enough, if you like.
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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 06:28:00 am »

I don't realy know how to mod it in but someone should add Stay-puft Marshmellow Men as megabeasts, bonus points if they attack player fortresses. (Is that currently possible at the moment?)

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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 12:07:00 pm »

The pizza monster should be good.
I'll make a list of suggestions and add the marshmallow men.
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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 12:51:00 pm »

chlorine-man, hydrogen-man, lead-man, oxygen-man...

jhjhafj, hkvfkjlgf, kjlkjh, hhghghgh, qqwerwerwer, biririri, vbzz...

flying saucier, flying sausage, flying hamburger...

Sentient Spoon, thinking toaster, sapient dishwasher...

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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 12:55:00 pm »

Grue.
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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 01:03:00 pm »

-Plants that, when harvested and processed, produce a dwarf. Bwahha ha ha...
-A reaction that turns a rock into a) magma, using fuel, b) dust destroying it, or c) sand, using a bag. No more clogged storage rooms! Actualy... That's a good one...
-Turn old clothing into a "clothing wad" log, so your dwarves can have a clothing wad bed, store their stuff in clothing wad piles, and so on. It's a Dwarven Dorm!
-A monster that drops a different, weaker monster when it dies. Ad infinitum.
-A Plump Helmet Monster: a giant, walking plump helmet.
-A Fourm Troll creature. The Spinning *stupidity* strikes you in the head! It explodes into gore!
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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 03:25:00 pm »

A gigantic snail of death which is practically invulnerable and unstoppable (high damblock, building destroyer, trap immune, doesn't drown/bleed/feel pain, etc) but also extremely slow so it has no chance of actually catching anything. They hunt alone and enjoy dwarf flesh.
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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 04:24:00 pm »

Evil demonic stuffed penguins that explode when thrown...Darn thats not considered nonsense anymore? Uh...

•Tiny super annoying mega bug.
•Does not have the vermin tags so it scares dwarves.  
•Spawns in groups of 20 and assaults fortresses.  
•Completely incapable of doing damage.If possible once inside have them all spread out to all corners of the fortress.  
•They don't actively try to kill you...just kill any possibility of producing anything useful ever again.

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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 09:59:00 pm »

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Originally posted by Greiger:
<STRONG>Evil demonic stuffed penguins that explode when thrown...Darn thats not considered nonsense anymore? Uh...</STRONG>

You tell me, dood.

Monsters that divide into 2 weaker monsters when killed, and then those divide into 2 yet weaker monsters, and so on, if that's possible.

Flying Spaghetti Monster to complement the pizza monster.

Plants that explode when thrown.

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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2007, 02:17:00 am »

I suggest we add the Jabberwocky, with claws that catch and jaws that bite.
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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2007, 02:42:00 am »

I had made the Jub-Jub bird for the old version, I guess I'll have to update that. But yes, lot's of stuff from lewis carol will be added to this.
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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 04:34:00 am »

a civilisation of unemployed hammerers
evil mayors, roaming the countryside
a few rather large chickens
and a partridge in a pear tree.

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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2007, 11:59:00 am »

A jello golem.

A robotzombiepirateninja.

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Re: Project Nonsense
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2007, 12:49:00 pm »

Add a biome called "soviet russia", and populate it with trees that chop you, meat (and plump helmets) that eats you, gems that cut you, rocks that throw you, and town mayors that ask quests from you.

Also, make a creature reverse of "sticks and stones". Name it "Stonesticker".  :p Make it do melee attacks with "insults" that do piercing damage and ranged "threats" that do nothing but stun.

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