As the topic says, if microsoft makes their future xbox 720 or so able to run things like df and toady decides to release it for the console, what would the achievements look like?
The ratio should be about 30% regular game progress achievements, 30% alternate progress achievents(Gordon Propeled Rocket or The One Free Bullet for example), 30% joke achiements(pretty much everything SA made for TF2) and 10% "impossible" achiements like Get Some Grub and Little Rocket Man.
Be creative!
Regular Achievements:
Novice Prospector - 10 pts.
Obtain a piece of stone from every type of layer stone in the game.
Skilled Prospector - 20 pts.
Obtain a piece of stone from every type of minor stone in the game.
Master Prospector - 30 pts.
Obtain a piece of ore from every type of metal in the game.
Legendary Prospector - 40 pts.
Collect atleast one of every type of gem in the game.
Warrior - 20 pts.
Have a dwarf with a title.
Craftsman - 10 pts.
Create an Artifact.
Mountainhome - 30 pts.
Receive the king in one of your forts.
Famous Adventurer - 20 pts.
Obtain a title as adventurer.
Variety of Expertise - 30 pts.
Train a dwarf to legendary skill in each civilian category(doesn't have to be the same dwarf).
Great Military - 30 pts.
Obtain one or more of each type of weaponlord.
Strategist - 20 pts.
Defend against a siege.
Deep Miner - 10 pts.
Reach the adamantine.
Legendary Military - 30 pts.
Obtain a champion of each combat discipline.
Alternate Achievements:
Gravity Kills - 40 pts.
Defeat 10 enemies by dropping them into pits.
Dwarven Pancakes - 40 pts.
Defeat 10 enemies by crushing them with a cave in.
Beware of the Dog - 20 pts.
Kill 10 enemies by using tame animals.
By Fire be Purged - 50 pts.
Kill 10 enemies by burning them to death.
Freeze! - 50 pts.
Kill 10 enemies by encasing them in ice.
My $0.02 - 10 pts.
Kill an enemy in adventure mode by attacking them with coins.
Return to Sender - 10 pts.
Kill an enemy in adventure mode with their own severed limb.
What Mandate? - 20 pts.
End 5 mandates by killing the coresponding noble.
Unforseen Consequences - 50 pts.
Defend against a siege without using regular traps or engaging your dwarves in combat.
Strike - 10 pts.
Kill an enemy by slamming him into another enemy.
Joke Achiements:
What goes up does not always come down. - 30 pts.
Break 10 ramps.
Job Hazard. - 30 pts.
Kill one of your own dwarves with each possible method.
FYI i'm a Dwarf - 30 pts.
Hit an up until that moment invisible sneaking target with a siege weapon.
Spoils of War - 30 pts.
Loot 10.000 worth of goods from within 10 tiles of s fight during a siege.
What Comes Arround - 30 pts.
Kill a noble with a fell mood who had previous ordered a friend or relative of the fey dwarf beaten/hammered and killed.
Feline Massacre - 30 pts.
Kill 20 cats in less then 1 ingame day.
One Dwarf Against The World - 30 pts.
Kill off all your dwarves exept one and create 15.000 worth of wealth.
Emerald Sword - 30 pts.
Have a dwarf kill 10 enemies with an artifact weapon made out of non combat materials.
Big Game Hunter - 30 pts.
Kill atleast one of each carp, elk, elephant, unicorn and giant eagle.
This Stinks - 30 pts.
Cover 50% of all underground squares in your fort with miasima.
Hardcore Achievements:
Ironblood - 25 pts.
Train a dwarf to legendary +5 in a weapon skill, wrestling, armor and shield use.
Defenders of Dwarvenkind - 25 pts.
Defeat 500 enemies in open combat without losing a dwarf.
Megabeast Genocide - 25 pts.
Kill all megabeasts and semimegabeasts in a standard world with a single adventurer.
Last Stand - 25 pts.
Kill 5 enemies while mortaly wounded including both your nemesis and your quest target.