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Asehujiko

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If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« on: May 14, 2008, 10:14:00 am »

As the topic says, if microsoft makes their future xbox 720 or so able to run things like df and toady decides to release it for the console, what would the achievements look like?

The ratio should be about 30% regular game progress achievements, 30% alternate progress achievents(Gordon Propeled Rocket or The One Free Bullet for example), 30% joke achiements(pretty much everything SA made for TF2) and 10% "impossible" achiements like Get Some Grub and Little Rocket Man.

Be creative!

Regular Achievements:

Novice Prospector - 10 pts.
Obtain a piece of stone from every type of layer stone in the game.

Skilled Prospector - 20 pts.
Obtain a piece of stone from every type of minor stone in the game.

Master Prospector - 30 pts.
Obtain a piece of ore from every type of metal in the game.

Legendary Prospector - 40 pts.
Collect atleast one of every type of gem in the game.

Warrior - 20 pts.
Have a dwarf with a title.

Craftsman - 10 pts.
Create an Artifact.

Mountainhome - 30 pts.
Receive the king in one of your forts.

Famous Adventurer - 20 pts.
Obtain a title as adventurer.

Variety of Expertise - 30 pts.
Train a dwarf to legendary skill in each civilian category(doesn't have to be the same dwarf).

Great Military - 30 pts.
Obtain one or more of each type of weaponlord.

Strategist - 20 pts.
Defend against a siege.

Deep Miner - 10 pts.
Reach the adamantine.

Legendary Military - 30 pts.
Obtain a champion of each combat discipline.

Alternate Achievements:

Gravity Kills  - 40 pts.
Defeat 10 enemies by dropping them into pits.

Dwarven Pancakes - 40 pts.
Defeat 10 enemies by crushing them with a cave in.

Beware of the Dog - 20 pts.
Kill 10 enemies by using tame animals.

By Fire be Purged - 50 pts.
Kill 10 enemies by burning them to death.

Freeze! - 50 pts.
Kill 10 enemies by encasing them in ice.

My $0.02 - 10 pts.
Kill an enemy in adventure mode by attacking them with coins.

Return to Sender - 10 pts.
Kill an enemy in adventure mode with their own severed limb.

What Mandate? - 20 pts.
End 5 mandates by killing the coresponding noble.

Unforseen Consequences - 50 pts.
Defend against a siege without using regular traps or engaging your dwarves in combat.

Strike - 10 pts.
Kill an enemy by slamming him into another enemy.

Joke Achiements:

What goes up does not always come down. - 30 pts.
Break 10 ramps.

Job Hazard. - 30 pts.
Kill one of your own dwarves with each possible method.

FYI i'm a Dwarf - 30 pts.
Hit an up until that moment invisible sneaking target with a siege weapon.

Spoils of War - 30 pts.
Loot 10.000 worth of goods from within 10 tiles of s fight during a siege.

What Comes Arround - 30 pts.
Kill a noble with a fell mood who had previous ordered a friend or relative of the fey dwarf beaten/hammered and killed.

Feline Massacre - 30 pts.
Kill 20 cats in less then 1 ingame day.

One Dwarf Against The World - 30 pts.
Kill off all your dwarves exept one and create 15.000 worth of wealth.

Emerald Sword - 30 pts.
Have a dwarf kill 10 enemies with an artifact weapon made out of non combat materials.

Big Game Hunter - 30 pts.
Kill atleast one of each carp, elk, elephant, unicorn and giant eagle.

This Stinks - 30 pts.
Cover 50% of all underground squares in your fort with miasima.

Hardcore Achievements:

Ironblood - 25 pts.
Train a dwarf to legendary +5 in a weapon skill, wrestling, armor and shield use.

Defenders of Dwarvenkind - 25 pts.
Defeat 500 enemies in open combat without losing a dwarf.

Megabeast Genocide - 25 pts.
Kill all megabeasts and semimegabeasts in a standard world with a single adventurer.

Last Stand - 25 pts.
Kill 5 enemies while mortaly wounded including both your nemesis and your quest target.

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 10:42:00 am »

Not familiar with the Xbox live achievements but they seem to be the same thing as the Steam ones (FYI I'm a Medic/Dwarf)

Intern: Have at least 5 dwarves recover from a yellow wound.

Surgeon: Have a dwarf recover from a red wound.

Carpslayer: Kill 10 enemies while swimming in adv mode.

Shoulda Brought some Raid: Kill a Giant Cave Spider using only melee, solo, in adv mode.

Elephants never forget: Inflict a wound on an elephant's brain.

Darwin award: Die after dodging off of a cliff/chasm/magma pool in adventure mode.

Fore!: Knock an enemy more than 10 tiles away.

Pro Golfer: Knock an enemy more than 30 tiles away.

Hole in one: Knock an enemy away at least 10 tiles and into a hole no bigger than 5 tiles wide.

Dragonslayer: Kill a dragon in melee.

Demonslayer: Kill a goblin demon lord in melee.

Make War not Love: Kill all elves in a pocket world.

Harbringer of the Apocalypse: Kill every member of every civ in a pocket world.

[ May 14, 2008: Message edited by: Greiger ]

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 11:06:00 am »

Crazy old lady: have 20 times as much cats as dwarves, minimum 200
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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 11:20:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Greiger:
<STRONG>Not familiar with the Xbox live achievements but they seem to be the same thing as the Steam ones (FYI I'm a Medic/Dwarf) </STRONG>

Essentially they are but the xbox ones are more common.

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 11:43:00 am »

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Harbringer of the Apocalypse: Kill every member of every civ in a pocket world.

[ May 14, 2008: Message edited by: Greiger ]</STRONG>


Maybe that could be called 'I Am Legend'.

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 12:13:00 pm »

Nice one, Adam: Find Adamantine

Most Powerful Military: Defeat a whole area of HFS.

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 05:13:00 pm »

Oldschool achievements:

"Glass Parking Lot": Flood the chasm with magma.

"Boatmurdered": Kill every member of a sieging army with lava.

"Losing is fun": End without abandoning, losing to a siege, or going Too Deep (i.e. everyone must starve, dehydrate, suicide, or be killed by a fellow dwarf in the course of a fort failing)


Yeah, I played a lot of the 2D version.


How about also:

"Still Too Deep": In Adventurer Mode, jump down an Eerie Glowing Pit.

"Slasher Movie": Have a dwarf create a weapon in a fell mood, then kill another dwarf with it.

"Seriously, Not Cool Man": Offend the elven traders by offering them an item made out of elf bone or elf leather.

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2008, 05:34:00 pm »

"Tastes Like chicken": buy out a human caravan using only items made out of human meat/skin/bone.


"Don't Hammer me, Bro!": Kill a hammerer while he is seeking a victim.


"It's Only a Flesh Wound!": Lose all of your arms and legs in adventure mode without dying.


"I Swear to Sober I'm not Armok!": run a fort one whole year without a single drop of booze.

[ May 14, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2008, 05:50:00 pm »

Living Catapult : Have a legendary thrower in Fortress Mode (it can be done)

Out Of Ammo a.k.a. Gimli Throw : In Fortress Mode kill someone by propelling a dwarf against him

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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2008, 06:42:00 pm »

quote:
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<STRONG>Living Catapult : Have a legendary thrower in Fortress Mode (it can be done)

Out Of Ammo a.k.a. Gimli Throw : In Fortress Mode kill someone by propelling a dwarf against him</STRONG>


I've got an idea on how to accomplish the living catapult one.  It involves an enclosed room and a dwarf with lots of cats.  Wonder if it will work.

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2008, 01:45:00 am »

1. When will it end?! : Have the same message be repeated 50 times.
2. Incursion (sp?): Kill all of the elite weapon-master goblins.
3. Way of the kobold: Kill something with a bug.
4. Legend: Get a adventurer or an dwarf with 500 messages in the legends screen.
5. Industrial Capital: Get fortress created wealth up to 1,000,000.
6. The Impossible Task: Have an adventurer die of old age. (Minimum of 50 years ingame)

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2008, 02:34:00 am »

These are all good but every single one needs an either smartass or pun filled name  :D

Supercollider: Knock 5 creatures into each other, in a row.

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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2008, 03:12:00 am »

Hot Shower: Defend against a siege only by showerting the enemies with lava.
'Trash' Compactor: Defend against a siege only by using drawbridges.
Superdwarf: Have only one dwarf make a fortress, and train him/her to be legendary on all skills.
Boom! Headshot!: Kill ten enemies with only one bolt/ballista bolt.
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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2008, 05:47:00 am »

In my original list i made 2 music refferences, 2 forum references and 2 references to other games. One of the last category has been found already(FYI i'm a ...) but it looks like nobody found the other ones.
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Re: If DF needed Xbox Live achievements, what should they be
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2008, 04:22:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>In my original list i made 2 music refferences, 2 forum references and 2 references to other games. One of the last category has been found already(FYI i'm a ...) but it looks like nobody found the other ones.</STRONG>

I got "One Dwarf Against the World"...too obvious to mention i thought.

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