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[Chork]

My first adventurer in the new version just met an unseemly end.

After wrestling his way through several brown bears and scores of antmen, Rol Mightstaff succumbed to an unseemly end at the rather large, meaty hands of the cyclops he was entrusted to kill:

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You grab The cyclops by the head with your right upper arm!
The cyclops charges at You!
The cyclops punches You in the head with his right hand!
It is battered!
The cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The cyclops punches You in the lower body with his right hand!
It is battered!
The cyclops grabs You by the Pig tail cap with his left upper arm!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left upper arm on Your Pig tail cap.
You grab The cyclops by the head with your right upper arm!
You are no longer stunned.
The cyclops breaks the grip of Your right upper arm on The cyclops's head.
The cyclops grabs You by the left lower leg with his left lower arm!
The cyclops punches You in the right lower arm with his left hand!
It is bruised!
You struggle in vain against the grip of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your left lower leg.
The cyclops locks Your left knee with The cyclops's left lower arm!
The cyclops sprains Your left knee!
You struggle in vain against the grip of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your left lower leg.
The cyclops breaks Your left knee!
The cyclops releases the joint lock of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your left lower leg.
The cyclops punches You in the left upper arm with his right hand!
It is bruised!
You struggle in vain against the grip of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your left lower leg.
The cyclops punches You in the right upper arm with his right hand!
It is broken!
You give in to pain.
The cyclops punches You in the right hand with his right hand!
It is mangled!
Your right wrist has been broken!
The cyclops punches You in the left upper leg with his left hand!
It is broken!
The cyclops punches You in the left hand with his right hand!
It is mangled!
You lose hold of the silty clay loam.
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your left lower leg.
The cyclops punches You in the right upper arm with his left hand!
It is mangled!
Your right shoulder has been broken!
The cyclops grabs You by the cave spider silk sock with his right lower arm!
You regain consciousness.
The cyclops punches You in the upper body with his left hand!
It is broken!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's right lower arm on Your cave spider silk sock.
You give in to pain.
The cyclops punches You in the right upper arm with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The cyclops punches You in the right upper leg with his left hand!
It is mangled!
The cyclops grabs You by the nose with his right lower arm!
The cyclops punches You in the left upper leg with his right hand!
It is mangled!
The cyclops punches You in the right upper leg with his right hand!
It is mangled!
The cyclops punches You in the left upper arm with his left hand!
It is broken!
The cyclops punches You in the right lower leg with his right hand!
It is broken!
Your right knee has been badly sprained!
The cyclops punches You in the head with his left hand!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
You have been struck down.

Remind me, next time, that no matter how awesome I think it is to obliterate bears and antmen, cyclops are MUCH better wrestlers.

[uberubert]

Been there, done that, many times ^^ lol. I must have used up around 10-15 adventurers before I managed to kill my first quest-monster, lol. Then I met a cave spider, which was much worse. I was all out of drunks too at that time -_-"

[xomg]

quote:You grab The cyclops by the head with your right upper arm!
The cyclops charges at You!

How long is your upper arm, exactly?

[Deon]

What do you want to tell with this topic? Just a new feel of life? =)
The usual way I kill cyclops and such:
A spinning roach hits the cyclop in the lower body. It bursts in gore.

^_^