So I have this Pikemaster following me, along with a couple of drunks for good measure, and alas, the Pikemaster ends up dropping his weapon in favour of a pair of trousers. So, thereupon he becomes the pants man. And then just as suddenly he owns even more than he normally did with the pike.
The Guard misses The Pantsman!
The Pantsman counterstrikes!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the left upper leg with his Rope reed trousers!
It is battered!
The Guard's left hip has been badly sprained!
The Pantsman charges at The Guard!
The Guard looks surprised by the ferocity of The Pantsman's onslaught!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the lower body with his Rope reed trousers!
It is broken!
The Guard's spleen has been broken!
The Guard's right kidney has been badly bruised!
The Guard is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Guard slams into an obstacle!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the upper body from behind with his Rope reed trousers!
It is bruised!
The Guard gives in to pain.
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the upper body with his Rope reed trousers!
It is broken!
The Guard's left lung has been pierced!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the right upper arm with his Rope reed trousers!
It is broken!
The Guard loses hold of the Copper shield.
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the left lower leg with his Rope reed trousers!
It is battered!
The Guard's left knee has been badly sprained!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the right lower arm with his Rope reed trousers!
It is broken!
The Drunk bashes The Guard in the left lower arm with her Rope reed chausse!
It is battered!
The Pantsman bashes The Guard in the lower body with his Rope reed trousers!
It explodes in gore!
Jadashalis, Guard has been struck down.
Any other strange NPC combos or situations you've managed to see or set up?