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[Baro]

Oh Toady, I don't know if these are randomly generated or not but my dwarf went to a human town and found the temple.  Talking to the temple guy I found out they worshiped the god of nuts, who represented plants.  Their religion centered around plants and loving plants.  When I asked what services they desired they told me "Just experience plants!!".  haha, I don't know why I enjoyed it so much, but the idea of a temple based around 'experiencing' plants seems so adorable.  How exactly should I experience them I wonder...

[Fishersalwaysdie]

You wonder?
I think it's obvious.

[Bullion]

that's nothing, i've just had a mayor that told me to experience children, and on closer inspection, he's the only surviving member of his family, the rest died of old age.

[Thingy Master]

quote:Originally posted by Bullion:
<STRONG>that's nothing, i've just had a mayor that told me to experience children, and on closer inspection, he's the only surviving member of his family, the rest died of old age.</STRONG>

Sounds like a proposition to me.

[Solara]

That mayor has gone astray, he needs to just experience torture.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

And remember, go with disease.

[Keilden]

Experience Death I was told. So I killed him, they didn't seem very happy.

[THLawrence]

Simply consider suicide.

That was what the high priest told me. I didn't feel any more enlightened after drowning in their pool.

[Patarak]

"This servant of suicide greets you

It is best to give yourself to suicide.

When you return, consider war"

Anyway, experiencing plants? Yeah man, I did that shit. It was gooood.  :p

[Asehujiko]

I'll dig up a link, i think it's in funiest names thread. Deity of lies, you can guess the rest.

[Demology]

Heh in my undead civ i actually met the god or rather devil for the civ
i asked him about the temple and he said
I dont know very much about it

strange that he didnt know anything about his own worship temple

[Kyselina]

"Life, is in a word, fish." "And lo, go with water." "Life, is in a word, water." "Give yourself to fish." "Don't forget to speak the praisies of fish." I got that just now. They allied carps it seems....

Heh. Mayor said: "It cannot be said enough; even a child would go with justice." Poor children. But then he said... "Praise revenge." "The wisest among us go with revenge."

[ February 14, 2008: Message edited by: Kyselina ]

[Kagus]

"When you sit down to eat breakfast, it would be wise to consider fishing".

Something like that, at least.

[Koji]

quote:Originally posted by Kyselina:
<STRONG>"Life, is in a word, fish." "And lo, go with water." "Life, is in a word, water." "Give yourself to fish." "Don't forget to speak the praisies of fish." I got that just now. They allied carps it seems....

Heh. Mayor said: "It cannot be said enough; even a child would go with justice." Poor children. But then he said... "Praise revenge." "The wisest among us go with revenge."

[ February 14, 2008: Message edited by: Kyselina ]</STRONG>

"Your honor, I'll make this brief. The defendants used such lyrics in their album 'Dethwater' as 'Go into the water. Live there. Breathe the water. Die there.'"

[Greiger]

Life is in a word, Misery.

That is all.