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Re: Clarbyville
« Reply #105 on: January 18, 2025, 09:56:46 pm »

why dont they just burn it
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Re: Clarbyville
« Reply #106 on: January 18, 2025, 10:31:30 pm »

the alien guys launched an incendiary and the vines didn't even care
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« Reply #107 on: January 18, 2025, 11:35:33 pm »

I notice a complete lack of 'fresh beetle mentions' in the recent editions of the Gazette.  They were talked about once, but nothing at all current.  People are still reacting to having seen them, but the current eye witness stuff about the regrowth of the vines and the spread of the vines to new areas, nobody said anything about what the beetles are being seen doing.

13th and 14th, we had active eye-witness beetle reports.  15th we had the report of the alien strike on the vine-infested area, and beetles are not mentioned even though the regrowth of the vines is mentioned in some depth.

16th and 17th, there's one mention each about the beetles, both in an editorial and overall discussing sort of way, nothing current.  18th, no mention of beetles again.

I OOCly claim 'Blurbus, a giant beetle larva', he's the size of a beanbag chair and just as squishy... at least in my imagination.

If things go right, maybe Blurbus and Clarbe can get to know each other and grow up as friends, two happy kids from very different worlds just getting along in their own ways.

Y'all better not have hurt my Blurbus either, because if I have to start imagining this stuff in ghost-form... I'ma gonna knock on the 4th wall and stuff.  Maybe.

Note, this is not a claim that I have anything to do with the vines, or not; the beetles or not.

And if I get any clue there's any fox-cub-aliens around, I'm probably gonna try and OOCly claim one of them too!
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Re: Clarbyville
« Reply #108 on: January 19, 2025, 05:27:16 pm »

Clarbyville Gazette
January 19, 20X5

Top Story: Doglike Visitors Exchange Gold for Local Currency, Shop in Clarbyville

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

In a surprising turn of events, the doglike visitors returned to Clarbyville yesterday—not with airships looming ominously overhead, but with gold. The group of visitors, numbering around a dozen, entered the Clarbyville Cooperative Bank and exchanged several small gold ingots for Dominara currency.

Bank officials confirmed the transaction, describing the gold as unusually pure and intricately stamped with unfamiliar designs. “It was unlike anything we’ve seen,” said Rachel Whitman, a bank teller who handled the exchange. “They communicated clearly, and the entire process was surprisingly ordinary—except for the fact that they’re not human.”

After obtaining the local currency, the visitors dispersed into town, making purchases at various stores. They were seen at Higgins’ Groceries, Timeless Threads, and even Brewed Awakening, where they ordered coffee and pastries. Shop owners described the visitors as polite and efficient, though they declined to engage in small talk.

“They were very particular,” said Erin Wilcox, owner of Brewed Awakening. “One of them bought six loaves of bread and a stack of napkins, but they didn’t seem interested in explaining why.”

While the visitors’ intentions remain unclear, their actions have sparked curiosity and speculation among residents. “Why are they suddenly using money?” asked Carl Dempsey, a local. “It’s almost like they’re trying to blend in, but it doesn’t make sense.”

The Federal Defense Corps (FDC) has confirmed that they are monitoring the visitors’ activities but declined to comment further.

Science: Experiments Begin on Pesticides for Vines and Beetles

By: Sarah Quinn, Science Reporter

Efforts to combat Clarbyville’s animated vine and giant beetle crisis are ramping up as researchers begin testing experimental pesticides and insecticides designed to neutralize the threats.

The Dominara Department of Environmental Control (DDEC) has partnered with the FDC to develop chemical compounds aimed at targeting the biological functions of both the vines and the beetles. Early trials are being conducted in a controlled lab environment using samples retrieved by the FDC.

“We’re approaching this carefully,” said Dr. Celia Ramirez, lead botanist on the project. “These compounds need to be potent enough to disable the vines and beetles without causing collateral damage to the environment or local wildlife.”

Initial tests have shown mixed results, with some compounds successfully halting vine regeneration but failing to affect their aggressive movements. Similarly, insecticides have managed to temporarily immobilize smaller beetles but struggled against the car-sized specimens.

The research team remains optimistic, emphasizing that these are only the first steps in what they anticipate will be a lengthy but necessary process.

Crime: High-End Stores Targeted in Mysterious Robberies

By: Marcus Lang, Crime Correspondent

Several of Clarbyville’s higher-end stores were robbed last night in what authorities are calling a “well-coordinated and highly unusual” string of thefts. Among the targeted locations were Timeless Threads, Smith’s Jewelers, and Gleaming Tech, a small electronics boutique.

Store owners reported discovering the break-ins early this morning, finding shelves and display cases emptied of valuable merchandise. However, no security footage or eyewitness accounts have revealed the identity of the perpetrators.

“What’s baffling is how clean the robberies were,” said Sheriff Tom Henson. “There are no signs of forced entry, and nothing appears damaged aside from the missing items.”

Authorities are investigating whether the robberies are connected to the broader crises affecting Clarbyville, though no evidence currently links the incidents to the doglike visitors or the vine outbreak.

Residents and business owners are urged to remain vigilant, and anyone with information is encouraged to contact the Clarbyville Sheriff’s Office.

Community: Candlelight Vigil Held for Ridgeway Market

By: Emily Carter, Community Reporter

Clarbyville residents gathered last night for a candlelight vigil in honor of Ridgeway Market, the beloved convenience store destroyed by the animated vines earlier this week.

The vigil, held at Evergreen Park, brought together dozens of locals to share memories and express their hopes for the town’s recovery. “Ridgeway wasn’t just a store; it was part of our lives,” said Sandra Bell, a longtime customer. “We’re here to show our support for its owners and for each other.”

The event also served as a fundraiser to assist the store’s owners, raising over $8,000 to help with relocation and rebuilding efforts.

Stay informed with the Clarbyville Gazette for updates on these and other developing stories shaping our community.
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Re: Clarbyville
« Reply #109 on: January 20, 2025, 10:31:40 am »

Woah, these are getting pretty dense...
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Re: Clarbyville
« Reply #110 on: January 20, 2025, 05:59:31 pm »

Clarbyville Gazette
January 20, 20X5


Top Story: Herbicides Excluded from GST to Aid Crisis Response

By: Sarah Quinn, Political Reporter

In a move aimed at supporting communities grappling with the spread of invasive vegetation like the animated vines in Clarbyville, the federal government has announced that herbicides will now be exempt from the Goods and Services Tax (GST).

This decision, effective immediately, comes as part of a broader emergency measure to alleviate the financial burden on affected areas. “We recognize the urgent need for accessible tools to combat this crisis,” said Dominara Finance Minister Clara Devereaux in a statement.

Local suppliers in Clarbyville have already begun adjusting prices. Daniel Reyes, owner of Reyes’ Hardware, said, “We’ve seen a surge in demand for herbicides, and this exemption will make it easier for residents and businesses to stock up.”

The exemption applies to all herbicides, whether used for personal, agricultural, or municipal purposes. While many welcome the move, some environmental advocates have expressed concern about potential overuse and unintended ecological consequences.

Economy: Insurance Premiums Rise Amid Growing Risks

By: Marcus Lang, Business Correspondent

Residents and businesses in Clarbyville are facing an unexpected financial blow as insurance premiums rise significantly in response to the town’s ongoing crises.

Several major providers have increased rates for property and liability insurance, citing heightened risks associated with the animated vines, giant beetles, and the general instability caused by recent events.

“We’ve had to reevaluate policies to reflect the unprecedented nature of these risks,” said Sandra Vick, a spokesperson for Dominara Mutual Insurance. “The damage caused by the vines and other phenomena poses a unique challenge for coverage.”

Local business owners are particularly hard hit. Erin Wilcox, owner of Brewed Awakening, said her monthly premiums have nearly doubled. “It’s hard enough keeping the doors open with everything going on. This just adds to the stress.”

Officials are urging residents to review their policies and discuss options with their providers. Meanwhile, the Clarbyville Chamber of Commerce is exploring potential subsidies or relief programs to offset the impact.

Entertainment: Clarbyville Cinema Hosts “Sci-Fi Escapes” Marathon

By: Olivia Reed, Entertainment Reporter

With stress levels in Clarbyville running high, the Clarbyville Cinema is offering a welcome distraction: a weeklong “Sci-Fi Escapes” marathon featuring classic and modern science fiction films.

The event, organized by theater manager Maggie Fennel, includes fan-favorites like Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Matrix, and the recent indie hit Whisper of the Stars.

“This is a chance for people to take a break from reality and enjoy some cinematic magic,” Fennel said. “Science fiction is all about exploring the unknown, and I think that resonates with what we’re going through right now.”

The marathon has already drawn large crowds, with many attendees expressing gratitude for the sense of normalcy it provides. “It’s exactly what we need right now,” said Rachel Kim, a local student. “For a couple of hours, you can forget about the vines and just get lost in the story.”

Tickets are available at a discounted price for the duration of the event, and a portion of the proceeds will be donated to relief efforts for those affected by the vine crisis.

Community: Local Farms See Surge in Volunteer Support

By: Emily Carter, Community Reporter

Amid Clarbyville’s many challenges, a heartwarming trend has emerged: residents are stepping up to help local farmers maintain their crops and livestock.

With several farms on the outskirts of town struggling due to disruptions caused by the vines and increased beetle activity, volunteers have begun assisting with tasks ranging from animal care to repairing fences.

“This community has been incredible,” said Todd Fisher, a councilmember and farmer. “We’ve had people we’ve never even met show up to lend a hand. It means the world to us.”

The Clarbyville Agricultural Association is coordinating efforts and encourages anyone interested in volunteering to contact them directly.

Stay tuned to the Clarbyville Gazette for updates on these stories and more shaping our community.
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Re: Clarbyville
« Reply #111 on: January 21, 2025, 05:30:43 pm »

Clarbyville Gazette
January 21, 20X5


Top Story: Evacuation Ordered for Residents Near Vines and Beetles

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

In a dramatic escalation of the crisis, an evacuation order has been issued for residents living closest to the areas affected by the animated vines and giant beetles. The directive was announced late last night by the Federal Defense Corps (FDC) in coordination with Clarbyville’s local government.

The evacuation zone includes neighborhoods bordering Seventh Avenue, Main Street, and Ridge Road, areas that have seen significant vine activity and multiple sightings of the aggressive, car-sized beetles. Officials cited the increasing unpredictability of the vines’ spread and the beetles’ behavior as the primary reasons for the order.

“This decision was not made lightly,” said Agent Victoria Lorne, the FDC’s field commander. “The safety of Clarbyville’s residents is our top priority, and the risks in these areas have become too great to ignore.”

Evacuated residents have been directed to temporary shelters set up at the Clarbyville Community Center and Evergreen High School Gymnasium, where food, bedding, and medical support are available. Volunteers have also stepped forward to assist displaced families with transportation and relocation efforts.

Mayor Betty Hargrove called for calm during a press conference early this morning. “We understand how disruptive this is, but your safety is paramount. Please follow evacuation orders and cooperate with emergency personnel.”

Officials are urging all residents in the affected zones to leave immediately and to report any difficulties to local authorities.

Crime: Security Camera Captures Bizarre Rooftop Incident

By: Marcus Lang, Crime Correspondent

In a startling twist to the ongoing mystery surrounding the doglike visitors, a security camera at Timeless Threads captured footage of an unidentified individual moving swiftly across a rooftop while carrying one of the visitors.

The video, recorded late last night, shows a shadowy figure leaping between buildings with agility and speed far beyond human norms. The doglike alien being carried appears limp but shows no visible signs of distress. The figure disappeared from view moments later, and its identity remains unknown.

“This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen,” said Clara Thompson, owner of Timeless Threads. “Whoever—or whatever—that was, they weren’t ordinary.”

When asked about the incident, the FDC declined to comment, further fueling speculation about their knowledge of the event. Efforts to reach the doglike visitors for an explanation have so far been unsuccessful, as their airships remain stationed over the Whispering Pines with no visible activity.

The footage has left residents bewildered and uneasy, with many questioning whether the figure’s actions were hostile, protective, or something else entirely.

Economy: Evacuation Zone Brings Financial Strain to Local Businesses

By: Sarah Quinn, Business Reporter

The evacuation of residents near the vine-affected areas is taking a toll on local businesses, many of which are now unable to operate. Shops and restaurants in the evacuation zone have been forced to close indefinitely, leaving owners and employees uncertain about their financial future.

“We’ve already been struggling with the chaos in town,” said Erin Wilcox, owner of Brewed Awakening, whose café sits just outside the evacuation zone. “Now it feels like the rug’s been pulled out from under us.”

The Clarbyville Chamber of Commerce is calling for state and federal assistance to support displaced businesses. “This is a crisis not just for residents but for our entire economy,” said Chamber President Alan Grayson.

Science: Researchers Test Herbicide Deployment in Field Trials

By: Emily Carter, Science Correspondent

In a crucial step toward combating the animated vines, researchers have begun testing herbicide deployment in field trials near the edge of the affected zones. The trials are being conducted under strict supervision by the FDC and involve a combination of experimental chemical compounds and delivery systems.

“Our goal is to determine how effective these herbicides are at halting the vines’ growth and regeneration,” said Dr. Celia Ramirez, the lead botanist on the project.

Preliminary results suggest that some compounds can temporarily inhibit the vines’ movements, but their long-term impact remains uncertain. Researchers are also investigating potential side effects, such as soil contamination and harm to non-target plants.

Arts & Culture: “Cosmic Collection” Exhibition Extended

By: Olivia Reed, Arts Reporter

The Velvet Oak Gallery has announced an extension of Mason Graye’s “Cosmic Collection” exhibit due to overwhelming demand. Inspired by Clarbyville’s recent otherworldly events, the collection features abstract paintings that blend vivid colors with metallic textures to evoke a sense of mystery and wonder.

“We’ve had visitors from all over Dominara coming to see Mason’s work,” said gallery owner Helen Marks. “It’s a testament to how art can capture the spirit of the times.”

The extended exhibition will run through February, with portions of the proceeds going toward relief efforts for displaced residents.

Stay informed with the Clarbyville Gazette for updates on these stories and more shaping our community.
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« Reply #112 on: January 22, 2025, 05:11:34 pm »

Clarbyville Gazette
January 22, 20X5

Top Story: Razorbeak Goose Sighted in Clarbyville—Citizens Urged to Stay Alert

By: Emily Carter, Community Reporter

Clarbyville residents have reported multiple sightings of the infamous Razorbeak Goose, known for its aggressive behavior and penchant for chaos. The bird was first spotted near Evergreen Park, where it reportedly chased several picnickers and made off with a pair of sunglasses.

By midday, the goose had made its way downtown, causing minor disruptions outside Brewed Awakening and leaving a trail of squawk-filled havoc. “It nipped at my shoe and honked like it owned the place,” said Nancy Calloway, a local resident. “I’ve never seen anything so obnoxious!”

The Clarbyville Animal Control Office has issued the following advice for residents encountering the Razorbeak Goose:

1.   Do not approach or attempt to feed the bird.
2.   Secure shiny objects, such as keys or jewelry, to avoid attracting its attention.
3.   If confronted, stay calm and back away slowly. Do not run, as the goose may give chase.

Efforts to capture and relocate the bird are underway, though wildlife experts warn that Razorbeak Geese are notoriously difficult to catch due to their speed and cunning. Residents are encouraged to report sightings to animal control.

International: Caltheria Accuses Dominara of Possessing Weapons of Mass Destruction

By: Sarah Quinn, International Correspondent

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the global community, the Sovereign Federation of Caltheria has accused Dominara of secretly developing weapons of mass destruction (WMDs). The allegations were made during a press briefing in Caltheria’s capital, Iridon, by President Eliana Vance, who cited “intelligence reports” as evidence.

“We have credible information that Dominara possesses weapons capable of catastrophic destruction,” President Vance said. “We call on the global community to demand transparency and immediate inspections of their facilities.”

Dominara’s President Sylvia Ashford has vehemently denied the accusations, calling them “baseless and inflammatory.” Speaking from the presidential palace, Ashford stated, “Dominara has always been committed to peace and the disarmament of destructive technologies. These accusations are nothing more than a politically motivated attack.”

International reactions have been mixed. The Vytheris Alliance, led by Caltheria, has called for an independent investigation, while Dominara’s allies, including the Union of Coastal Nations, have voiced their support for Ashford’s administration.

The accusations come at a time of heightened tensions between the two nations, with analysts speculating that economic competition and regional disputes may be fueling the conflict.

Economy: Local Businesses Prepare for Lunar Market Festival

By: Marcus Lang, Business Correspondent

Despite ongoing challenges, Clarbyville’s businesses are gearing up for the upcoming Lunar Market Festival, an annual celebration of local artisans, food, and music. The event, scheduled for this weekend in Evergreen Park, promises to bring much-needed cheer to the community.

Vendors will showcase handmade goods, from jewelry to pottery, while food stalls will feature everything from classic Clarbyville pies to exotic international dishes. Local musicians, including the popular folk duo Silver Strings, are set to perform.

“This is a chance for everyone to come together and enjoy something positive,” said Anna Morales, councilmember and co-organizer of the event. “We need that now more than ever.”

Proceeds from the festival will support relief efforts for families displaced by the vine crisis.

Science: Progress Made in Herbicide Development

By: Grace Mercer, Science Reporter

Researchers working to combat Clarbyville’s animated vines have reported promising results in their latest round of herbicide trials. A new formula, codenamed Compound X9, has shown effectiveness in halting vine growth for extended periods without causing harm to surrounding plants.

“This is a significant breakthrough,” said Dr. Celia Ramirez, the lead botanist on the project. “While it’s not a permanent solution, it gives us a tool to manage the crisis more effectively.”

Field tests of Compound X9 are expected to begin later this week under FDC supervision.

Stay informed with the Clarbyville Gazette for updates on these and other stories shaping our community and beyond.
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« Reply #113 on: January 23, 2025, 07:05:50 pm »

Hmm.  And how is Clarbyville doing today?  I think I'll check the news....

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There's not a lot going on in the news on January 23, 20X5... But your attention is drawn to...

The Cryptic Constellation Horoscope

As the Veiled Moon wanes and the Shadowscale drifts into retrograde, the stars weave warnings, whispers, and cryptic blessings. Read carefully, for the cosmos holds truths only the bold dare uncover.

The Mole's Crown (January 1–January 27)

Beware the lure of the underground; treasures buried too deep may cost more than gold. A confrontation with unseen forces approaches—face it boldly or dig deeper to avoid calamity. Meditation among silence will bring clarity.

Lucky color: Umbral gray
Beware of: Hollow promises

The Coyote’s Fang (January 28–February 24)

Wit and cunning are your weapons, but do not bite the hand that feeds. An invisible adversary shadows you; trust your instincts, but guard your secrets. The pink eclipse in the House of Discord warns against reckless truths.

Lucky charm: A single feather
Beware of: Overheard conversations

The Twisting Vine (February 25–March 20)

Growth is inevitable, but it is your choice whether it consumes or nourishes. An unseen opportunity wraps itself around you; prune carefully to shape your destiny. Cultivation thrives as dreams darken—your harvest awaits.

Lucky time: The hour after dusk
Beware of: Strangers bearing fruit

The Fading City (March 21–April 14)

A shadow falls on civilization, and the stars urge preparation. The House of Fallout aligns with the Beacon of Ruin—stockpile wisdom, not fear. Pink omens suggest a small kindness may ripple far.

Lucky item: A key with no lock
Beware of: Endless debates

The Great Atom (April 15–May 10)

Power lies in choices made and remade. The Flickering Nebula warns of fiery tempers and irreversible actions. A small voice whispers wisdom—heed it before chaos speaks louder.

Lucky color: Atomic white
Beware of: Hidden triggers

The Giant Man (May 11–June 6)

Stand tall, but beware the weight of others on your shoulders. The stars favor bold steps but warn against arrogance; even the strongest need allies. Invisible dangers lurk, but a pink light offers surprising solace.

Lucky path: Through the forest
Beware of: Ego unchecked

The Libertarian Flame (June 7–June 30)

Freedom feels sweet but burns fiercely if untamed. Saturn’s Void shifts, urging reflection on independence and its cost. A hidden vine threatens to entwine your plans—cut it before it roots too deep.

Lucky number: 3
Beware of: Promises without terms

The Devouring Mind (July 1–July 27)

Your thoughts are under siege; guard your mental fortresses. The House of Fractures aligns with the Echoing Whisper, hinting at strange truths veiled in lies. A dream may hold the key to unraveling paranoia.

Lucky shield: A polished mirror
Beware of: Hunger that isn’t yours

The Cosmic Beast (July 28–August 22)

Monsters aren’t always in the dark—they may linger where the pink star shines. The stars suggest cautious steps, as the House of Spines reveals allies disguised as foes. Bugs may reveal more than they conceal.

Lucky ally: The smallest friend
Beware of: Sharp edges

The Monk’s Lantern (August 23–September 18)

In stillness lies strength, but beware the peace that leads to blindness. The Lantern aligns with the Singing Fungus—listen closely to nature’s hum, for it carries guidance. A foxlike figure may illuminate your path.

Lucky focus: A single flame
Beware of: False simplicity

The Fox’s Run (September 19–October 15)

Swift decisions carry great weight. The House of Skulk calls for cunning and grace, but the shadows warn of betrayal among allies. Pink illusions may charm, but true wisdom hides in the mundane.

Lucky action: Look twice
Beware of: Overconfidence in your speed

The Capitalist’s Mask (October 16–December 31)

Wealth flows freely, but it may conceal unseen costs. The stars tilt toward prosperity, yet they warn of vines choking your bounty. Monks from afar may bring wisdom, but not without price.

Lucky direction: Eastward at sunrise
Beware of: Shiny distractions

The stars speak in riddles, urging vigilance and wisdom. May the cosmos guide you through its bizarre and wondrous maze.


... Surely just the deranged ramblings of a person gone made right?
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