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[Egan_BW]

And so all chaos has yet to break loose once again! I am held in suspense. Did everyone go sneaky mode or what?

And don't think that I believe for a second those new-in-town bakers are NPCs! I have my eyes on you, mr. and ms. Nguyen, if that is your real name! They're probably selling like, alien pastry recipes or something.

[Devastator]

Clearly they're dragons, and they get grain from the legions of interdimensional peasants they control, and trade their products for our shiny, shiny cupronickel coins.

[Imp]

OOCly falls over, vibrating visibly.  Recovers and relaxes

ZOMG!

We got two awesome similar teams to cheer on!  Two home games one after the other!  I get to celebrate sports tomorrow too, reviewing the Coyotes' home game against the Oak Hollow Owls.

Marcus sure is a popular name in Clarbyville, but that's alright too.  It's not like someone freaking popped realities and details on us, to help make sure these kids always and only win, even if they're absolutely not the same kids anymore - right?  Good, I don't have the moxie to face that, not OOCly.


slightly unsteadily,  Go go Spartans!  Go go Coyotes!  Go Clarbyville teams go go go go go!  whisper to self, what is going on?

[Supernerd]

Marcus is like the Clarbyville equivalent of Urist.

[Imp]

Marcus is like the Clarbyville equivalent of Urist.

Marcus Miller, like Urist Urist.  Nice.  I approve.  Am taking notes and paying attention and stuff.  Highly interested.

[Supernerd]

Clarbyville Gazette
January 7, 20X5

Top Story: Local Business Boom Highlights Clarbyville’s Resilience

Clarbyville is seeing a surprising surge in small business openings, with five new establishments launching in the past two months alone. Despite concerns over the national economy and competition from larger cities, the town appears to be thriving thanks to its tight-knit community and a growing reputation for entrepreneurial spirit.

Among the recent openings are Sweet Haven Bakery, Downtown Deli & Goods, and a boutique called Timeless Threads, specializing in vintage clothing and accessories. The trend has sparked renewed interest in the downtown area, drawing both locals and visitors from neighboring towns.

“We’ve noticed more people coming into town to shop and explore,” said Anna Morales, a councilmember and local business owner. “The success of these small businesses shows that Clarbyville’s heart is still in its community.”

Experts believe the town’s emphasis on supporting local initiatives has played a pivotal role. Clarbyville’s annual business fair, grants for small startups, and partnerships with the Chamber of Commerce have made it easier for entrepreneurs to take the leap.

However, challenges remain. Parking shortages, limited space for new developments, and rising rent costs downtown have sparked discussions in the town council about balancing growth with sustainability.

“We need to make sure this momentum benefits everyone, not just a few,” said councilmember Rick Dunham. “It’s an exciting time, but we have to plan carefully.”

Public Safety: Arson Suspected in Warehouse Fire

A fire that gutted an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town late last night is now being investigated as a potential case of arson, according to the Clarbyville Sheriff’s Office.

The fire broke out shortly before midnight at the long-vacant building, formerly used for storage by a defunct shipping company. Firefighters managed to contain the blaze before it spread to nearby properties, but the building was completely destroyed.

“We believe the fire was intentionally set based on evidence found at the scene,” said Sheriff Tom Henson during a press briefing. “We’re asking anyone with information to come forward.”

The warehouse, located on Industrial Lane, has been a hotspot for trespassers in recent years, with reports of graffiti and makeshift gatherings. Residents in the area expressed concern about the lack of security at the site.

“It’s been an eyesore for years,” said Sandra Perez, who lives nearby. “Hopefully, this will prompt the town to address these kinds of properties before something worse happens.”

Authorities are reviewing surveillance footage from nearby businesses and have increased patrols in the area.

Feature: Community Theatre Prepares for Upcoming Production

The Clarbyville Players are hard at work rehearsing their next production, A Winter’s Journey, set to premiere at the community center later this month. The play, an original work by local playwright Mark Timmons, tells the story of a small-town family struggling to reconnect during a bitterly cold winter.

“This is a deeply emotional story, but it’s also very relatable,” said Timmons. “It’s about finding warmth and understanding in unexpected places.”

The cast, composed entirely of local talent, includes Clarbyville High drama teacher Elaine Harper and high school senior Rachel Kim in lead roles. The production has drawn significant attention, with tickets for opening night already sold out.

Funds raised by the play will go toward upgrading the community center’s stage and sound system, a much-needed improvement for the small venue.

“We’re so proud to support local art,” said councilmember Joan Lively, who attended a recent rehearsal. “The talent in this town is incredible, and events like this bring us closer together.”

Lifestyle: Winter Fashion Trends Spark Conversation

Clarbyville residents are making bold statements with their winter wardrobe this season, embracing styles that mix practicality with creativity. From oversized scarves in vibrant patterns to faux fur-lined boots, the streets of downtown have turned into an unexpected runway.

One trend gaining traction is “retro chic,” with residents turning to thrift shops and vintage boutiques like Timeless Threads for one-of-a-kind pieces. Owner Clara Thompson noted a sharp increase in demand for 1970s-inspired coats and accessories.

“It’s about blending the old with the new,” said Thompson. “People want to stand out while staying warm.”

While some residents applaud the fashion-forward approach, others are less enthusiastic. “It’s a little much for a town like this,” said longtime resident George Miller. “I miss the days when people just wore simple jackets.”

Whether you’re embracing the trends or sticking with the classics, one thing is clear: Clarbyville’s winter style has never been this colorful.

Stay informed with the Clarbyville Gazette! Your trusted source for local news and community updates.

[Supernerd]

BREAKING NEWS TRANSCRIPT
Network: Dominion 24/7 News
Broadcast Date: January 7, 20X5
Time: 8:08 PM


[Anchor: Brian Collings]
Good evening. We interrupt our regular programming with breaking news that is, quite frankly, unlike anything we’ve ever reported before.

Reports are coming in from Clarbyville, a small town in Dominara, of what witnesses are describing as an “unidentified flying object” that has descended near the town square.

[Anchor: Lisa Patel]
But this isn’t just any UFO sighting. Eyewitness accounts, along with early video footage, suggest that the craft is unlike anything seen before. Described as massive, glowing, and seemingly made of crystal, the object reportedly descended slowly and with precision, landing just outside Clarbyville’s downtown area.

Authorities have confirmed that the craft is real and have sealed off the area. Here’s what we know so far:

[Brian Collings]
The most astonishing detail? A significant number of humanoid beings—described as four-foot-tall and resembling dogs or foxes—have reportedly emerged from the craft. These beings appear to be organized and, according to witnesses, are moving calmly and purposefully through the area.

[Lisa Patel]
Local law enforcement and residents are understandably stunned. We’ve received videos from social media showing these creatures, though the images are grainy and taken from a distance. The beings appear to walk upright and wear clothing that some have described as intricate or ceremonial.

Clarbyville Sheriff Tom Henson has urged residents to stay calm and avoid approaching the area. State and federal authorities are en route, and experts believe this could be the most credible UFO encounter in history.

[Brian Collings]
Joining us now is Dominion 24/7 News’ field correspondent, Hannah Parker, who is on her way to Clarbyville. Hannah, what’s the latest from the ground?

[Hannah Parker, via phone connection]
Brian, Lisa, I’m about 15 miles out from Clarbyville, and even here, the tension is palpable. The roads heading into town are being closed off by state police, and helicopters are circling the area. People I’ve spoken to along the way are calling this a surreal and almost otherworldly experience.

From what I’ve gathered, the craft itself is enormous, towering over nearby buildings, and emits a faint, bluish glow. Witnesses also report hearing a strange, melodic hum as it descended.

What’s most striking is the demeanour of these doglike beings—people are saying they don’t appear hostile or erratic. In fact, their movements have been described as calm and deliberate, as though they know exactly what they’re doing.

[Lisa Patel]
Hannah, has there been any word from federal agencies about how they’re planning to respond?

[Hannah Parker]
Not yet, Lisa. The National Security Agency and Dominion Defense Force have yet to release any official statements, though unmarked vehicles have been spotted heading toward Clarbyville. Local authorities are clearly overwhelmed and have called for backup.

I’ll continue to provide updates as I get closer to the scene. Back to you in the studio.

[Brian Collings]
Thank you, Hannah. This is clearly a developing situation, and we’ll be staying with this story throughout the evening.

For now, we want to remind our viewers to remain skeptical of unverified information circulating on social media. The footage we’ve seen is extraordinary, but details are still coming in, and much remains unknown about the craft, its occupants, and their intentions.

[Lisa Patel]
Indeed, Brian. If confirmed, this could mark a turning point in human history. Stay tuned to Dominion 24/7 News for continuous updates on this truly unprecedented event.

[End Segment]

[Imp]

Combined with the repeated and varied descriptions of unusual clothing styles and 'patches' becoming more popular, this is on my mind as I imagine what it may look like in Clarbyville streets these days:

[Egan_BW]

Bark bark.

[Supernerd]

Clarbyville Gazette
January 8, 20X5

BREAKING NEWS: Mysterious Visitors from the Sky

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

Clarbyville is waking up to a strange new reality today after what can only be described as the most surreal and perplexing event in recent memory: a massive flying ship, seemingly made of shimmering crystal, descended into the town early yesterday evening.

Witnesses who were lucky enough to catch a glimpse of the event describe the ship as being enormous, with an ethereal glow and a hum that filled the air as it lowered to the ground. Though it has not yet been confirmed by federal authorities, several eyewitness accounts point to the craft being far more technologically advanced than anything currently known to exist in Dominara. The craft’s origins remain a mystery, and investigations are ongoing.

The most startling development, however, came when several beings, described as four-foot-tall humanoids with dog or foxlike features, emerged from the ship. These visitors—who have been described by some as “unsettlingly calm”—appeared to be organized and methodical in their actions.

Rather than making any threatening gestures, the beings began interacting with the townspeople. According to eyewitness reports, they communicated verbally in fluent common tongue, though their tone was strange and melodic. In exchange for miscellaneous objects—mostly things like trinkets and tools—the visitors handed over silver coins, each of which appears to have been carefully engraved with intricate designs.

Residents gathered around the visitors to observe and trade, but authorities quickly stepped in to ensure the situation remained under control. Local law enforcement, alongside federal agents who arrived shortly thereafter, have cordoned off the area where the exchange took place, and additional teams are currently analyzing the silver coins for their composition.

“It’s hard to put into words what happened,” said local resident Hank Phillips, who was one of the first to witness the encounter. “It felt like something out of a movie… but this is real.”

Federal officials are maintaining a cautious stance. While they have not confirmed the visitors’ origins, sources within the government have assured us that they are taking this matter seriously and have already begun evaluating the situation as part of an ongoing investigation.

As for the visitors, they seem to have departed by late last night, leaving Clarbyville with more questions than answers. The silver coins, the nature of the visitors' trade, and their purpose remain a topic of much speculation.

Clarbyville has found itself at the center of a mystery that has captured national—and possibly even international—attention. More updates will follow as this story develops.

Clarbyville Gazette Retracts Previous Statement Regarding Local Resident's Claims

By: Oliver Grant, Editorial Contributor

In a rare move, the Clarbyville Gazette has decided to retract a statement published earlier this week regarding local resident Gerald “Jerry” Dunn and his claims about extraterrestrial visitors to our town.

Previously, our editorial team had dismissed Jerry’s warnings about “alien craft” and “beings from another world” as fanciful and ungrounded, contributing to a local narrative that painted him as a “kook” or someone prone to wild imaginings. However, in light of recent events, we must acknowledge that those statements were made in haste and were not based on the full picture of the situation.

Since Jerry’s comments were published, Clarbyville has experienced what many are now calling a “first contact” event: a large, crystal-like flying ship descended near the center of town, and beings of canine or foxlike appearance emerged from the vessel. These visitors communicated openly and peacefully with residents and engaged in a trade of sorts, exchanging silver coins for objects like tools and trinkets.

It is clear that Jerry, for all his eccentricities, was in fact closer to the truth than we had originally given him credit for. The clarification of his statements should not be seen as an endorsement of every claim he has made, but it is important to recognize that his warnings were not, in fact, “delusions.”

We apologize to Jerry for our previous dismissive stance and hope that, in the future, we approach such stories with a more balanced and thoughtful perspective. In times of uncertainty, it is more important than ever that we listen with an open mind.

In Other News

    Local Coffee Shop Expands Hours: Brewed Awakening has announced extended hours, opening earlier in the morning to accommodate growing demand for their popular blend.

    City Council to Meet Tonight: The Clarbyville City Council will convene at 7 PM tonight to discuss new zoning regulations and infrastructure plans.

    Winter Storm Advisory: A winter storm is expected to hit Clarbyville later this evening, with up to six inches of snow predicted by tomorrow morning. Residents are advised to take precautions and stay updated on weather alerts.

[Crystalizedmire]

Do they not know the portal we come from?

[Imp]

I admire this paper so much.

We apparently see just a factsheet from the paper or something.  Like, the "statement published earlier this week regarding local resident Gerald “Jerry” Dunn and his claims about extraterrestrial visitors to our town."  That doesn't exist in the pages of the updates we've gotten, and we've gotten from Jan 1st through Jan 8th now - that's just over a week or we're somewhere with it's own defined 'week' but a few normal days of the week have been mentioned, so either way neat but we never saw that.  We're popping realities again or just not seeing the whole paper, I think.

But hey, they have what they're calling first contact; it happened near town square per the info we have, literally last night.

And we have multiple newspaper folks getting something published today even if they somehow didn't include my OOCly favorite sports section.

Heck, there's strong evidence that the town is still functioning, from the freaking... freaking....  freaking...

    City Council to Meet Tonight: The Clarbyville City Council will convene at 7 PM tonight to discuss new zoning regulations and infrastructure plans.

That could be all about how to handle first contact "they said they're coming back, and we can charge them 1 million per visit for parking that spaceship, but we need to provide this kind of docking station for them.  This is critical we handle this now, even though we're still shocked" -- I mean, either they discuss something like that or they're actually gonna talk about the debate on the new stoplight for Maple Street and Elm Road at a time like this?

And

    Local Coffee Shop Expands Hours: Brewed Awakening has announced extended hours, opening earlier in the morning to accommodate growing demand for their popular blend.

The day after first contact, and a coffee shop near ground zero is publicly expanding their early morning hours and sort of advertising as well.  This is absolute pizzazz and moxie.  I dunno what these people are made of, but I wanna be made of the same stuff, talk about resilient and nothing phases them.

Distracts them from tracking sports teams as well as the teams deserve... but maybe the teams were too distracted to play or something.  But the news reporters weren't too distracted, and neither's the local businessfolk - and that's something to report for sure!

[Egan_BW]

Hey maybe the kobolds like coffee. Have you considered that this is a business opportunity?

[Imp]

Hey maybe the kobolds like coffee. Have you considered that this is a business opportunity?

I did!

What I didn't consider was that the paper people would be functioning that well the morning after to give space to talk about it.

That's weird.  Like... this level weird, they're like Tiffany, who is surely really glad that the library's also got extended hours:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swnLll8llBA

[Supernerd]

Clarbyville Gazette
January 9, 20X5

Clarbyville Adjusts to the Aftermath of the Sky Visitors

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

Clarbyville remains the center of attention for much of Dominara as residents continue to process the events of earlier this week. The mysterious crystal-like flying ship and its doglike visitors have left the town abuzz with speculation and curiosity, but officials have yet to release any significant updates.

While federal investigators are keeping a tight lid on their findings, locals have been reflecting on their encounters with the visitors. Many are still puzzled over the trading interactions, in which the visitors exchanged intricate silver coins for seemingly ordinary objects. The coins, each unique in design, have drawn attention from numismatists, scientists, and collectors across the country.

“There's something about these coins that feels... otherworldly,” said local jeweler Donna Tills, who has inspected several brought in by residents. “The craftsmanship is incredible, and they don’t match any known minting techniques.”

Speculation aside, life in Clarbyville is slowly returning to normal—or as normal as possible when your town has been thrust into the national spotlight. The Evermore Theater reported a higher-than-usual turnout last night, and local coffee shop Brewed Awakening has even introduced a new “Cosmic Latte” in honor of the week’s events.

Silver Prices Surge Amid Sky Visitor Controversy

By: Marcus Lang, Business Correspondent

The price of silver has skyrocketed across Dominara in the wake of the events in Clarbyville. With the mysterious silver coins brought by the visitors garnering significant attention, markets have reacted sharply, sending silver prices to their highest levels in a decade.

Analysts point to a combination of speculative trading and public fascination with the coins as driving forces behind the volatility. The coins’ unique designs and apparent purity have raised questions about their origins, fueling rumors of possible alien metallurgy or advanced technology.

“This is uncharted territory,” said financial analyst Harold Crane. “When you combine the cultural shock of these visitors with tangible, tradable silver objects, you create a speculative frenzy.”

Local merchants in Clarbyville who traded with the visitors have been receiving offers from collectors and investors, some offering as much as five times the current silver market value for a single coin. However, federal authorities have cautioned against widespread trading of the coins, citing their importance in ongoing investigations.

Economists warn that the current spike in silver prices may be temporary and advise caution for investors jumping on the bandwagon. “This feels like a bubble that could burst as quickly as it formed,” Crane added.

Clarbyville Coyotes Prepare for Tomorrow's Home Game

By: Ethan Reeds, Sports Reporter

The Clarbyville Coyotes have been staying busy despite not having a game today. Head coach Rita Flanders has been working with her team to sharpen their skills and review strategies for their upcoming home game tomorrow against the Lakeside Thunder.

The Coyotes, who are currently sitting at a 4-6 record for the regional league, are looking to turn their season around with a strong showing tomorrow. The team has shown promise in recent weeks, despite their record, and many fans are hopeful that the Coyotes will pull out a win on their home turf.

“We’ve been focused in practice, and I know the team is ready to give it their all,” Coach Flanders said in a recent interview. “Tomorrow is a big game for us, and we’ll need every player on the field to perform at their best.”

Clarbyville's local sports fans have been rallying behind the Coyotes, and tomorrow’s game is expected to draw a significant crowd. Fans are encouraged to arrive early to get the best seats and show their support for the team as they aim to improve their standing in the league.

Winter Storm Causes Minor Disruptions in Clarbyville

By: Emily Carter, Weather Desk

The winter storm that swept through Clarbyville yesterday evening left a blanket of fresh snow across the town, but disruptions were minimal thanks to swift action by city services.

Public Works crews worked overnight to clear main roads and ensure residents could safely commute this morning. Local schools opened on a two-hour delay, but businesses reported no major closures.

Residents are reminded to exercise caution on side streets and sidewalks, which remain icy in some areas. The forecast calls for clearer skies over the weekend, with temperatures expected to rise slightly.