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Author Topic: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol  (Read 7757 times)

Impending Doom

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2008, 03:37:00 pm »

the spinning vomit strikes the rolling eyes in the head
it is broken!
the left eye has been poked out!
the right eye has been poked out!

Try eye-rolling NOW!!

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Quote from: Robert A.Heinlein
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2008, 03:37:00 pm »

:roll:

quote:
Originally posted by PTTG??:
<STRONG>If you want to play as a spirit of fire, add this to your Entities file, then regen the world:
code:
 

[ENTITY:BURNING]
   [CREATURE:SPIRIT_OF_FIRE]
   [SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:EVIL]
   [INDIV_CONTROLLABLE]


Cook'em dude!

...

...

P.S.: **    :roll: **

[ January 04, 2008: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]</STRONG>


Thanks.

[ January 04, 2008: Message edited by: God of Toast ]

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2008, 03:38:00 pm »

Oh crap, they're MULTIPLYING!!

I think I need more vomit...

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2008, 03:45:00 pm »

Poor Armok... Ever since a lizard stuck in a door can no longer paint an entire 20 mile radius red with blood his powers have been weakening.  Now it's to the point where he can't even smite a few people rolling their eyes at him.

Sad days indeed...

...  :roll:

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2008, 05:48:00 pm »

... (fad's over) ...

[ January 04, 2008: Message edited by: Helmaroc ]

[ January 08, 2008: Message edited by: Helmaroc ]

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2008, 06:49:00 pm »

...
 :mad:

The spinning !!carp!! strikes the eye roller in the head!
It is mangled!
The right eye flies of in a bloody arc!
The left eye flies of in a bloody arc!
The spinning !!eye!! strikes the eye roller in the head!x2
It is mangled!x2
The right eye flies of in a bloody arc!x2
The left eye flies of in a bloody arc!x2
The spinning !!eye!! strikes the eye roller in the head!x4
It is mangled!x4
The right eye flies of in a bloody arc!x4
The left eye flies of in a bloody arc!x4
The spinning !!eye!! strikes the eye roller in the head!x8
It is mangled!x8
The right eye flies of in a bloody arc!x8
The left eye flies of in a bloody arc!x8
The spinning !!eye!! strikes the eye roller in the head!x16
It is mangled!x16
The right eye flies of in a bloody arc!x16
The left eye flies of in a bloody arc!x16
The spinning !!eye!! strikes the eye roller in the head!x32
It is mangled!x32
The right eye flies of in a bloody arc!x32
The left eye flies of in a bloody arc!x32
The spinning !!eye!! strikes the eye roller in the head!x64
It is mangled!x64
The right eye flies of in a bloody arc!x64
The left eye flies of in a bloody arc!x64
The spinning !!eye!! strikes the eye roller in the head!x128
It is mangled!x128
The right eye flies of in a bloody arc!x128
The left eye flies of in a bloody arc!x128
... etc. etc. ...

The elephant stomps the eye roller! x9999
The eye roller has been struck down! x9999

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2008, 08:02:00 pm »

:o they're still rolling... Trust me, just put that marble eye in carefully like that...    :roll: Oh boy!
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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2008, 08:08:00 pm »

EYES FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

This is a steel crossbow. all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. this item menaces with spikes of steel. on the item is an image of an eye roller and a blood god in steel. the eye roller is dead. the blood god is laughing.

[ January 04, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2008, 01:41:00 am »

<.<
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 :roll:

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2008, 01:52:00 am »

*Dons diamond lensed goggles*   :roll:
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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2008, 02:10:00 am »

So you wanna play rough, huh?

This is an adamantium boomstick. all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. this item is encircled with bands of platinum. on the item is an image of a blood god and eyes. the blood god is striking a menacing pose. the eyes are making a submissive gesture. the blood god is laughing. the eyes are crying.

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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2008, 06:48:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Impending Doom:
<STRONG>So you wanna play rough, huh?

This is an adamantium boomstick. all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. this item is encircled with bands of platinum. on the item is an image of a blood god and eyes. the blood god is striking a menacing pose. the eyes are making a submissive gesture. the blood god is laughing. the eyes are crying.</STRONG>


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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2008, 08:06:00 am »

This is a phyllite crown. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of a shop atendent and a zombie. The shop atendant is raising his boom stick. the zombie is making a submissive gesture.
 :roll:
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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2008, 08:22:00 am »

I regret that I cannot roll my eyes, because, er... xenomorphs don't HAVE eyes.  Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Re: Used up useless post about nothing about Armok or eyerol
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2008, 09:21:00 am »

!seye ym llor I
!lleh ni enid ew thginoT !srelloreyE
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