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[TricMagic]

If any soldiers are still there from the government. Grab them and throw them into the hellportal. Let them sort themselves out with the demons, maybe they’ll gain ground against them even? Beats any demons getting upitty of my claim on New York.

2: You rampage around looking for soldiers, but find none. Where did they go?

Start using pseudopineapple condensed from the screams of the damned, and offer to buy out D. Jora now that they've lost the bulk of their customers.

4 v 6: D. Jora cannot be answered. The damn screaming pineapples on pizza are a major hit with customers though.

Flip that switch and light the beacon!

Autopass: The darkness turns on. Wait, darkness?


Doctor Ma Jora: 6+86
Government: 3

From the skies screams red death, a missile to wipe out New York and all that inhabit it. It strikes the Pizza Place, and buildings shatter. The first to go are the customers, followed by most of the aboveground skyscrapers falling over as their windows shatter. A hole is left by the explosion.

But then it too falls. To earth below it strikes, and the tunnels collapse as the earth is cratered. Radiation spills out and through the portal gate.

In just 3 days, Hell will die. The mad Doctor Ma Jora laughs as the ground of New York is turned to ash. Lucifer closes his eyes, aware of this.


Drip, drip. In the dark world of purgatory, a darkness long left unlit has turned back on, revitalizing the inhabitants.

[ZBridges]

Evacuate Hell and set up Little Hell on the ruins of New York City. Resist those that would subjugate the ex-Hellions.

[Megam0nkey]

Well, I hope my titanic demon form lived it, if it did I reinforce the barriers on the gate for the extra souls to absorb them all into my bag as they try to flee hell. If not, I sneak out and bow to my master (myself) to pass the gate without being absorbed, and return to my true form.

[TricMagic]

Evacuate Hell and set up Little Hell on the ruins of New York City. Resist those that would subjugate the ex-Hellions.

6-86: You immediately use your contacts and book it out of Hell to the grey city, raising an army off of pizza. You have somehow ended up their commander and getting a bunch of apprentice chefs. Off of Pineapple Pizza. (You feel Lucifer laughing in cosmic irony for some reason.)

Well, I hope my titanic demon form lived it, if it did I reinforce the barriers on the gate for the extra souls to absorb them all into my bag as they try to flee hell. If not, I sneak out and bow to my master (myself) to pass the gate without being absorbed, and return to my true form.

3+1: You return back to the city to find that for some reason your Gate isn't working properly and a bunch of hawaiia-themed demons have set up a pizza front in your old pizza place. This makes you angry.
1+1-27: You charge at them firing fire and brimgloop only to trip over a building and fall into your own gate, sealing it shut. The radiation sizzles and smells of artificially damned screaming pineapples.

3: The Darkness stirs. Mostly the ocean waiting on their King.
6-76: Despite everything the Government has whipped the world into a frenzy even though it launched a nuke on it's own soil. For whatever reason multiple countries are flying in soldiers in semantically sealed haz-mat armor to fight whatever demons try and leave. Before the next bomb drops. Madmen every one.

[ZBridges]

"I propose a truce as we fight the soldiers of the governments of the world. What do you say?"

[Megam0nkey]

I know how my gate works! I’ll get out of here, yet! By the power of my bag, I ABSORB THIS GATE AND BRING VENGEANCE UPON THE WORLD!

[ZBridges]

Defend the people of Hell from all invaders and fight to the last. Offer Hawaiian pizza to those that surrender peacefully.

[BlackPaladin99]

Kill the guy forcing demons to buy pizza, then kill the demons

[TricMagic]

I know how my gate works! I’ll get out of here, yet! By the power of my bag, I ABSORB THIS GATE AND BRING VENGEANCE UPON THE WORLD!

6+1=7-431

Defend the people of Hell from all invaders and fight to the last. Offer Hawaiian pizza to those that surrender peacefully.

6-28

Kill the guy forcing demons to buy pizza, then kill the demons

2

Greed demands life and payment, absorbing the gate and imploding. Portals open up all across the word spreading radiation far and wide, dooming the planet to a slow death. In the middle of this some random chunni dude throws themselves at the main portal and dies. Like for good dies.

The military has other porblems, while the Hawaiian pizza demons makeshift protection from a Sin's wrath. The armies that survived huddle up near the irradiated moon rock, knowing their death will come soon but willing to make a stand.

5: The government is still trying to get things under control. It's not going to work but at least they might kill the Sin.

[ZBridges]

Negotiate with the government for a hasty plan to flee to the Heavens, with a fleet of rockets (purchased with pizza sales) manned by crews of demons and humans.

[King Zultan]

Huzza I turned on the darkness. Peak out of the lighthouse and see what's happening outside.

[Megam0nkey]

If I am still alive, use my powers to open my bag, and take whatever I can from this planet inside it! I claim it all for me!


If not, leave hell and attempt to Possess the president or someone. Their probably trying to escape from this mess id imagine, maybe I can get out of here too!

[TricMagic]

Negotiate with the government for a hasty plan to flee to the Heavens, with a fleet of rockets (purchased with pizza sales) manned by crews of demons and humans.

5: While the area has scrambled communications, there exist enough magic and tech knowhow to turn the old moon restaurant into a spaceship. And so they attempt to flee to heaven.

Huzza I turned on the darkness. Peak out of the lighthouse and see what's happening outside.

3: A number of towering creatures apporach the shore, and the shadows on land have gathered around it as if seeking safety. In the sky and see can be seen a harsh light without rays, plummeting down through multiple portals. As you watch, one of those giants find themselves tripping over a new portal popping into existence.

If I am still alive, use my powers to open my bag, and take whatever I can from this planet inside it! I claim it all for me!


If not, leave hell and attempt to Possess the president or someone. Their probably trying to escape from this mess id imagine, maybe I can get out of here too!

3+1: You attempt to suck in literally everything your portals touch, collecting buildings, people, pizza, water, a giant shadow foot, liquid light, paradoxes. Most of it is shreeded on impact with the gate but there are a few treasures.

5: Government continue to govern and fires more nukes through the portals.
4+1: Heaven notices the intrusion and sends down battle angels to sort things out.
2: Lucifer Interrupts, but does not do anything, too indifferent to the end of the world.

In just one day reality will collapse in on itself, fracturing everything in a 4200564.329825875 terameter radius.

[BlackPaladin99]

From beyond death, I stop that from happening. 

[Megam0nkey]

Hop into my own Bag as I pull everything in! So what if the world is ending, I shall live in a world of my own!