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[BlackPaladin99]

KILL THE STINKING BOX

[Megam0nkey]

Now that I’m free! Leave back to earth! Once I’m out of sight and near my home, shapeshift into human form and head back home. Phase 2 of my plan now begins…

[Imp]

Possess the box, use it as a body.  Look around (tape is shiny like eyes) and practice walking (box flaps can wiggle and prop up like legs)

[ZBridges]

Set my subordinates to researching the creation of artificial souls that don't need to be harvested from mortals, thus satisfying the demons' need for more souls.

[King Zultan]

Well shit I died.

Hit the emergency stop button and climb out the emergency hatch on the roof of the elevator.

[TricMagic]

KILL THE STINKING BOX

4: You take your sword and start attempting to kill the box.

Now that I’m free! Leave back to earth! Once I’m out of sight and near my home, shapeshift into human form and head back home. Phase 2 of my plan now begins…

6=36+1: You quickly ascend out of the tunnels and make your way back home, before using the devices in your bag to change back into a human. A bog standard human. While preeetty much everyone has noticed the trail of slime and put two and one together to get 5.

Possess the box, use it as a body.  Look around (tape is shiny like eyes) and practice walking (box flaps can wiggle and prop up like legs)

5-2: Your body is being poked at with a sharp sword. This has somehow jostled you loose enough to manage to possess your own prison somehow, but you can't move and are being killed. Again, for the third time this week.

Set my subordinates to researching the creation of artificial souls that don't need to be harvested from mortals, thus satisfying the demons' need for more souls.

3: Your wage-paid slaves are office workers, and have no idea how that works. They think you insane, but at least they get paid.

Well shit I died.

Hit the emergency stop button and climb out the emergency hatch on the roof of the elevator.

6-43: The elevator stops. And then starts dropping right back down with you being literally pushed out the roof into freefall. The lights along the tunnel are blinding, scintillating, unknowable.

[ZBridges]

Send some of the workers on simple scouting missions to determine the current course of the war. Are the white hats or the demons winning, and how widespread is the demonic invasion?

[Imp]

Possess the sword which is stabbing into me (surely that level of intimacy will help my possession roll)

Attempt to use my new body to encourage the hand holding it to learn a few manners (non-lethal lessons).

[BlackPaladin99]

BURN THE BOX AND PISS ON ITS CORPSE

[Megam0nkey]

Go home. If anyone tries anything, turn into a giant warform again and destroy them!

[King Zultan]

Try to grab the ladder that should be on the side of the elevator shaft and climb out of there.

[TricMagic]

Send some of the workers on simple scouting missions to determine the current course of the war. Are the white hats or the demons winning, and how widespread is the demonic invasion?

3: You've lost contact with the workers.

Possess the sword which is stabbing into me (surely that level of intimacy will help my possession roll)

Attempt to use my new body to encourage the hand holding it to learn a few manners (non-lethal lessons).

3-2: You completely fail to possess the sword stabbing you.

BURN THE BOX AND PISS ON ITS CORPSE

3: No Firestarter nearby, but...

Go home. If anyone tries anything, turn into a giant warform again and destroy them!

1-23: You go home...

4d6 rolled. 2, 5-1, 5, 2-1
The military has brought in bombardment. Real old school Arty that aren't as effected by demonic corruption. They have begun firing upon the city.
ZBridges was killed when a shell blew up their work tower. Due to failing to Diplomacy and not even trying non-tricks, they've been booted to Hell's empty lobbies.
Imp has been tossed into one of the fires left behind. BlackPaladin has ended up leaving after getting annoyed. Megam0monkey was exploded. Again. Home is ruined and you're back in the Lobby. Speaking of... 2: The bag of stuff was lost in New York City

Try to grab the ladder that should be on the side of the elevator shaft and climb out of there.

5: You manage to grab onto an imaginary chain ladder comprised of numbers, and climb like your life depends on it into Purgatory. Sadly the gates are closed on account of being full. You think you can hear explosions on the other side.

[ZBridges]

Time to polish up the old résumé and apply for a new position somewhere else. If there's no work to be had in Hell, try to return to Earth and seek some there.

[Imp]

... follow the urine stream to its source and 'share' that body then.

[King Zultan]

Pry that gate open and get in there.