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[TricMagic]

On October 6th a portal has opened in New York, and the world is slated to end in just 60 days. The government has put the entire city in quarentine to fight back the encroaching horde and is preparing a team to go in and save the world. You are not one of those people. You're just a normal citizen having to suddenly deal with your entire world turning upside down.

Post an action, action gets rolled, time advances. Maybe. Will you survive, or die to the rng?

[BlackPaladin99]

Become an absurdly skilled martial artist.

[Imp]

I'm already pretty prepped for riding out a few weeks or more because I was still isolating from COVID concerns.

Stay home, meditate, seek the powers-that-be that would normally fix this, regardless of their source.  This 'hell' things got enemies and a reason why it hadn't opened this before.  Open communications and invite that stuff to come fix this.

[Megam0nkey]

YES! The Time has arrived! Research dark magic using the dead demonic creatures I can find!

[Yoink]

GO TO LOCAL BODEGA

[TricMagic]

Become an absurdly skilled martial artist.

2: Sadly you fail to find anything that lets you become a martial artist today.

I'm already pretty prepped for riding out a few weeks or more because I was still isolating from COVID concerns.

Stay home, meditate, seek the powers-that-be that would normally fix this, regardless of their source.  This 'hell' things got enemies and a reason why it hadn't opened this before.  Open communications and invite that stuff to come fix this.

4-62: You manage to contact the local purgatory office. By vacating your body. Turns out the hell afterlife is full and their bosses aren't answering.

YES! The Time has arrived! Research dark magic using the dead demonic creatures I can find!

1-26: You graft several dead demon parts to yourself, but all it does is attract more demons to rip your arms off.
2. You died. Your karmic balance is negative so you end up in hell. No one is in the office, all having gone to earth. Or redead, either or with all the blood and 1940s decor.

GO TO LOCAL BODEGA

5 You arrive at your local Bodega. They've boarded up the neighborhood and are armed against demonic incursions. They are not out of supplies though~

[BlackPaladin99]

Buy ultrasharp katana

[Megam0nkey]

Steal all of Hells Stuff! they probably have some magic artifacts or something right? I’ll just take it all.

[Imp]

Seek pagan help.  Specifically Nyelathe, Guardian of the Middle Path.

[King Zultan]

Obtain gun, then return to the underground.

[TricMagic]

Buy ultrasharp katana

3: You find a shop selling Katana and buy one.

Steal all of Hells Stuff! they probably have some magic artifacts or something right? I’ll just take it all.

5-78: First you find the noteary in the office. Then a bag of holding. And then you loot the place to ground, collecting a number of artifacts suited to weighing souls and changing forms. Followed by going on a theft spree of a bunch of other government buildings. No weapons, but enough illicit material to get life imprisonment a 1000 times over. [+1 to whatever rolls need you to bring out a demonic item so long as you have the bag of holding. Your Karma may or may not have hit rock bottom and crashed through the cieling.]

Seek pagan help.  Specifically Nyelathe, Guardian of the Middle Path.

3: The receptionist states that the Buddha-related religions are located in India and then kicks you there, body and all. It might have been a bit rough.

Obtain gun, then return to the underground.

4: You climb out of the subway tunnels, obtain a gun from a broken down store, and then return underground after killing a random demon in your way.

[Megam0nkey]

Well I got what I need…now let’s find that portal. They are entering our world so there should be one around here. Use one of those form changing items to make myself invisible for a bit to sneak out of hell with my ill gotten gains, though.

[BlackPaladin99]

Train so that I can Infuse my Chi into the katana

[Imp]

Rub my aches and pains, then search where I am for those that typically handle demons and prevent their incursions upon Earth.

[King Zultan]

Now that I have a gun I go further into the underground and return to my fellow rat people.