Turn 4: Ultraviolence
Blobby punches again at Orchid.
"Ow. Can you tell I've never used a gun before?"
Now or never, blow this blob's brains out or I'm a goner.
Put the cloak back on and try to push Orchid and Blobby into the river by a run-by. > : D
<Blobby/AGI:5-4><Orchid/AGI:4-2>
<Blobby/STR:6+3><Orchid/AGI:1-2><Orchid/END:2+0>
Orchid is marginally faster on the draw. Unfortunately, they have to reload and Blobby doesn't. They've just got the next round in the chamber when Blobby punches straight through their chest!
"You fought bravely, O neophyte warrior. Rest now. I will watch over you..."Orchid has died!The ruby pulses; the bone coat spreads to cover the right half of Blobby's torso.
<LUK:4+1>
An ebony sword is stuck through the hole in Orchid's chest. A broken tragedy mask is emblazoned on its hilt.
<Tsumugi/AGI:5+3><Blobby/END:1+3>
That's when Tsumugi arrives, rocketing past Blobby and leaving a gale in her wake that shreds Blobby's flesh and knocks man, corpse, and sword into the river. The cartilidge-y parts of Blobby's body escape more or less unscathed. The fleshy bits aren't so lucky; he's covered in cuts, including a bone-deep gash in his left arm. Blobby isn't a fish anymore, so he should probably get out of the river before it drags him down the hill.
Tsumugi ends up between a blank stone tablet and the square tower's moat-pond-thing.
"...MMF!" Jim attempts to pull the helmet off his head but it seems to be stuck!... or maybe Jim just sucks at pulling things one of the two
In hindsight delivering to those creepy cult looking fellows may of been a bad idea, oh well guess I'll head north and see what the commotion is
Jim climbs the hill. A weirdo in a cloak is sprinting northwest, and an even bigger weirdo is bleeding down the river to the east.
Hmm.. So it's spread? Well let's see if this works.
Tim moves closer, trying to cause the spread shot to form and force the man to approach or get hit. Aim to my right so they curve left.
Michael moves along the edge of the map, past more pillars to get a look at where the strange slope to the east(?) leads to.
<Tim/AGI:5+0><Michael/AGI:6+0>
Michael continues his retreat, managing—for now—to stay outside Tim's range. The slope quickly turns into a narrow, rocky shelf that follows the edge of the island from just underneath.
Rex Hops over the river and travels east.
BLARGH Win! Blargh get more loot! Blargh work at nuclear Power Plant at dayjob, so Blargh handle breifcase with caution
Pick up the breifcase, handle it with care, then begin the hunt for others! If they come at me, or I can get the drop at them, stab them with my pen! If the pen becomes hard to weild with one hand, switch its color, see if that shrinks it to a more managable size.
Rex fords the river and travels east across the grassy field, where he happens upon a musclehead dragging around some kind of polearm.
Blargh take briefcase. Something rattling around inside, but Blargh not scared. Pen reaching size of pike concerns Blargh. Red makes red ink come out instead which does not melt ground, but pen continue to grow. Man with staff fairly close but not quite within Blargh's stabbing range.
Ethos spawns on the river bridge.
<LUK:6+0> They're armed with a huge double-barrelled shotgun that barely fits in one hand. The barrel is ivory, and the grip is made of snakeskin.
Tim
A brown haired villager girl with brown eyes smoldering with fire. May or may not be an interbay12dimensional demon.
STR -4 | END +0 | AGI +0 | DEX -4 | AFF +4 | LUK +4
Items: Futuristic Red Armor
Rex
STR +0 | END -4 | AGI +4 | DEX -4 | AFF +0 | LUK +4
Items: Staff With Embedded Diamonds (5)
Blargh
Blargh Big! Blargh Strong! Though Blargh not particularly dexterious on account of massive size, Blargh consider this area of improvement. Had not have time to work on this though because Blargh need loot to sell to landlord to make rent. Big issue for Blargh.
STR +2 | END +2 | AGI +0 | DEX -4 | AFF +0 | LUK +0
Items: Leaky Pen (Pike, Red), Ominous Briefcase
Blobby
A blobfish out of it's natural habitat, resurrected through unknown means. It pleads for death.
STR +3 | END +3 | AGI -4 | DEX -4 | AFF +1 | LUK +1
Items: Pulsing Ruby, Ebony Tragedy Sword
Status: Bone-covered Right Arm and Torso, Cut-Up Left Half, Heavily Wounded Left Arm
Tsumugi
Your ordinary shrine maiden.
STR -2 | END -2 | AGI +3 | DEX +1 | AFF +0 | LUK +0
Items: Tattered Cloak
Michael From Accounting
An average looking caucasian man in a cheap suit, has a mild case of carpal tunnel.
STR -1 | END +0 | AGI +0 | DEX -2 | AFF +1 | LUK +2
Items: Metal Folding Chair
Jim
A lanky generic black haired guy with brown dull eyes in a mailman outfit. Not at all related to that one girl named Tim
STR +1 | END -2 | AGI +1 | DEX +1 | AFF -2| LUK +1
Items: Dragon Helmet
Ethos
A short, green-eyed elf in a neatly fitted robe embroidered with unreadable scriptures.
STR -1 | END +4 | AGI -1 | DEX -1 | AFF -1 | LUK +0
Items: Big Ivory Shotgun
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Topic: Legally Distinct Looter's Delight (8/8 - Waitlist open) - Turn 4 (Read 1863 times)