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Swordmasters.  Duh

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Total Members Voted: 7

[VermilionSkies]

Clean up.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Telcan
Description: That’s an orange cat. A orange cat with a scabbard. And a sword.
Wounds: Minor grazes.
Swords:

IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE
Miracles: Limited ranged telekinesis (with cat paw strength/fine manipulation ability), make cat noises appear out of nowhere, make someone believe something utterly impossible until confronted with its impossibility, make nobody in a room verbally contradict you.
SUPER MOVE: IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE causes you to make a truly putrid cat pun, which causes those who hear it to reel out of sheer disgust and lose some ability to defend themselves as they retch because of your pun.

Items: A feline-sized scabbard.

[BlackPaladin99]

Just waiting on Crazyabe.  Probably gonna give it another day before PMing him.  Make sure to vote. 

[crazyabe]

PLAY DEAD.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Genhov von Clubenstein
Description: A fat and sloven man who would not easily be mistaken for a SWORDMASTER if not for the excessive brace of scabbards and sheaths braced across his body.
Wounds:
- Face Wound: -3 to social interaction rolls
- Right Body Paralyzed: Any actions involving the right side of your body automatically fail
- Left Eye Lost: -1 to all aiming rolls, or visual rolls involving depth perception
- Cerebral Trauma: -2 to all thinking or mental actions
- Heavy Bleeding: If you gain one more Bleedings, a Heavy Bleeding, a Grievous Bleeding, or two extra Light Bleedings, you die.
- Critical Damage: If you lose hold of NOT A SWORD, you die
Swords:
NOT A SWORD
   Miracles: can behave as a nonmagical, simple tool (no moving parts), can turn invisible, can turn incorporeal, lets you convince anyone you choose that you are completely unarmed and harmless.
   SUPER MOVE: NOT A SWORD phases partially into nothingness for a few swings, allowing its user to choose what affects it and what it passes right through.  Additionally, in this state NOT A SWORD becomes much sharper, sharp enough to hack through even other magic swords with a few swings. 
Items: Clothes, 101 assorted scabbards and sheaths

[BlackPaladin99]

"Okay. Here."
Release KILL CHOP DELUXE toward the thief. TRUST KILL CHOP DELUXE to KNOW what to do, for KILL CHOP DELUXE is a SWORD.
Meanwhile, call the chainsaw chief bad names and stick my tongue out at them.
And unspoiler my turn, please. THEY should witness my GLORY.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blade Itself
Description: A flesh-thing dressed in a plastic shower curtain re-tailored into a kimono.
Wounds: Nada
Swords: KILL CHOP DELUXE (SUPER MOVE: KILL CHOP DELUXE goes into a frenzy, dragging the SUPER MOVE'S wielder a short distance, and when the SUPER MOVE stops, hacking back and forth into the SUPER MOVE'S target.  This ability can chew through several feet of mundane materials, and can still be directed by KILL CHOP DELUXE's wielder. )
Items: Letter Opener, Meat Cleaver, Sharpened Fountain Pen

Do you want your most recent turn unspoilered, your next turn unspoilered, or both? 

[Egan_BW]

Next one.

[BlackPaladin99]

Turn 6

Spoiler: crazyabe (click to show/hide)

PLAY DEAD.

[4]

They don't seem to be paying attention to your mangled body. 

[5 vs 5 vs 6]

The DANCE ATOP CLOUDS and BIFURCATE WHOLE RAINDROPS both dive at IRON WRATH SHATTER.  DANCE ATOP CLOUDS manages to smack the canister out of IRON WRATH SHATTER's hands and onto the pavement below the walltop.  The three Swordmasters quickly dive after it. 

"Okay. Here."
Release KILL CHOP DELUXE toward the thief. TRUST KILL CHOP DELUXE to KNOW what to do, for KILL CHOP DELUXE is a SWORD.
Meanwhile, call the chainsaw chief bad names and stick my tongue out at them.
And unspoiler my turn, please. THEY should witness my GLORY.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blade Itself
Description: A flesh-thing dressed in a plastic shower curtain re-tailored into a kimono.
Wounds: Nada
Swords: KILL CHOP DELUXE (SUPER MOVE: KILL CHOP DELUXE goes into a frenzy, dragging the SUPER MOVE'S wielder a short distance, and when the SUPER MOVE stops, hacking back and forth into the SUPER MOVE'S target.  This ability can chew through several feet of mundane materials, and can still be directed by KILL CHOP DELUXE's wielder. )
Items: Letter Opener, Meat Cleaver, Sharpened Fountain Pen

[5]

You chuck KILL CHOP DELUXE at the Swordstealer, surprising him.  KILL CHOP DELUXE cleaves through both his shield and his upper body, killing him.  You draw your Meat Cleaver. 

[Roll To Dodge Fire Breath: 1]

The CHAINSAW CLERIC whips his head forwards, spitting a stream of flaming fuel.  The blast hits you just below the sternum, melting and scorching the skin, fat, and muscle.  It pierces through and turns your stomach and liver into a charred ruin.  As you look down into the mingling of melted fat, blood, and stomach acid that is pouring out of the pile of nastiness that is your stomach, you realize some still-burning fuel has splattered onto you.  You are now on fire. 

WOUND GAINED:
- Heavy Bleeding: If you gain one more Bleedings, a Heavy Bleeding, a Grievous Bleeding, or two extra Light Bleedings, you die.
- Damaged Abdominal Muscles: -1 to movement, dodge, and attack rolls
- Damaged Stomach: You are incapable of digesting food.  This will become an issue in the long run
- Damaged liver: -2 against all poisons.  Don't drink alcohol
- ON FIRE (1): At the end of each turn, or until you put the fire out, increase the value associated with this by one.  On each turn, roll 1d6.  If you ever roll less than your ON FIRE value, you become burned, or, if you were already burned, you die. 

Spoiler: Imp (click to show/hide)

I treat that understanding about The Bazaar and the sense of being connected and disconnected as a directive to go there and explore further, inside and out.  I head back, towards where I have this understanding where the Bazaar is.  I still meditate lightly, but I'm seeking outer awareness more than before, considering what chaos and possible calm I might notice as I approach.

[2]

You get so focused on meditating that you wander in the wrong direction and get lost.  When you exit your half trance, you hear the sounds of fighting just around the corner. 

Spoiler: VermilionSkies (click to show/hide)

Clean up.

[1]

You run to the next one, but you slip on vomit and go sliding into the side of the warehouse, hitting the side.  You smash through the wall and into the building, finally impacting a tall stack of crates.

[Roll To Dodge Falling Crates: 5]

You easily recover and scramble out of the way.  You hear some of the Gunpriests inside shout "Hey, What was that?"

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

"Aw fuck."
Fall back to where the first Gunpriests died and see if I can use their robes can be used as bandages, and also loot the corpses.

[2]

The robes are soiled with blood, sweat, urine, shit, mud, and all sorts of nasty, soggy stuff that would make bandages unfeasible.  You loot the corpses.  They pretty much all have robes and crude guns, which, without the Gunpriests to conjure ammo for them, are pretty much just overly complex metal-and-wood tubes. 

Spoiler: Crystalizedmire (click to show/hide)

Walk towards the direction of the cliff wall

[4]

You walk to the Cliff Wall.  It's taller than you thought, although the fact that it is visible from the entire Lower District probably should have clued you in on it's size.  There is a clearing fifty yards wide that runs down the border of the Cliff Wall on this side.  The actual Cliff Wall is just what it sounds like, a massive, sheer cliff about three hundred yards high, with shining brass lifts every three thousand feet.  The clearing just below the wall serves as a place for people to gather, and a few stalls are set up along the edge opposite it.  As you look towards the bottom of the nearest lift, you see a small crowd of people, no more than twenty gathered.  They are watching a young woman holding a sack approach the bottom almost hungrily.  You can see that the bottom of the lift is walled off, and to get in you have to pay at a booth with a scale-like device in the front.  The young woman puts the sack on the scale, then, after a moment of silence, a green light flashes and the gates to the lift open.
 The rest of the people wave goodbye, as she enters the lift and is sucked up to the Middle District, the biggest of the four districts. 

((if Crystalizedmire is okay with it, you guys probably should read his turn, as it contains setting information I don't want to have to repeat.))

[King Zultan]

"What nasty people."
Look around for any kind of clean looking cloth I can use for bandages.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Swordhaver McHasasword
Description: A bearded man wearing a large hat and a trench coat, nothing suspicious about him, nothing at all.
Wounds:
- Collarbone Wound: -1 to hit rolls
- Bleeding: If you gain two more Bleedings, a Heavy Bleeding, a Grievous Bleeding, or four extra Light Bleedings, you die.
- Bleeding
- Thigh Wound: -1 to movement rolls

Swords:
DEFINITELY NOT GUN
Miracles: make people fixated on any sword they see, make people go into a gun-hating frenzy, make people agree with you on one thing until they have cause to disagree with you again, find the nearest gun, have people hide guns in your presence
SUPER MOVE: DEFINITELY NOT GUN turns into any one thing you choose that is not a gun for a duration depending on its complexity and combat usefulness.  If the thing is expendable, DEFINITELY NOT GUN reappears in your hand after you use it.  For instance, a ballista or a grenade would only last a few seconds, a car or a drill would last a few minutes, and a shovel would last a few hours.  The cooldown restarts when the item turns back. 

Items: Sawn-off Shotgun, shotgun shells, Sword Cleaning kit that has a secret compartment to hide the shotgun inside.

[Imp]

Spoiler: Imp's action (click to show/hide)

I presume this is where ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS and I are intended to be right now, and now ready for combat, ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS in my hand and ready, I maintain situational awareness in all directions and move to see what this combat around the corner is about, ready to retreat or proceed, very ready to defend, but still connected to ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS and believing it helps me to already know what to do.

Spoiler: CHARACTER SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Forever Nameless
Description: 
Wounds: - none yet
Swords:

- ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS; SUPER MOVE: ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS causes the target to acutely remember the events of the next second.  The events are trapped in the person's mind, disorienting the target and causing them to lose focus.  This SUPER MOVE can affect one more powerful target or several weaker targets.
- example miracles:  Never let you forget anything, make someone remember something, write secret messages that are only visible to those you choose, plant a fake but very very plausible memory in someone's head

Items: Two coils of strong cord, one thin and longer, one thicker and even stronger, but shorter.  A toolkit with a wide range of tools, including what might be used to cook, polish, carpenter, carve, locksmith, sow, and a range of other general-purpose use tools.  A samples kit with various materials and fluids , such as glues, solvents, acids, buffers, dyes, a few swatches of several different kinds of fabric, 10 small pieces of uncommon woods, 10 small pieces of uncommon minerals.

[VermilionSkies]

I think I may have been [REDACTED].

[BlackPaladin99]

I think I may have been [REDACTED].

Whoops.  I did accidentally forget you.  Fixing it.

[Egan_BW]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blade Itself
Description: A flesh-thing dressed in a plastic shower curtain re-tailored into a kimono.
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding, Damaged Abdominal Muscles, Damaged Stomach, Damaged liver, ON FIRE
Swords: none
Items: Letter Opener, Meat Cleaver, Sharpened Fountain Pen

Gouge out the chainsaw priest's eyes with my thumbs. Unspoiler turn.

[BlackPaladin99]

Waiting on VermilionSkies, crazyabe, and Crystalizedmire

[VermilionSkies]

This is... not ideal.
Try and sculk around in the fallen containers, and see if I can find anything valuable to steal while they're looking for me.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Telcan
Description: That’s an orange cat. A orange cat with a scabbard. And a sword.
Wounds: Minor grazes.
Swords:

IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE
Miracles: Limited ranged telekinesis (with cat paw strength/fine manipulation ability), make cat noises appear out of nowhere, make someone believe something utterly impossible until confronted with its impossibility, make nobody in a room verbally contradict you.
SUPER MOVE: IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE causes you to make a truly putrid cat pun, which causes those who hear it to reel out of sheer disgust and lose some ability to defend themselves as they retch because of your pun.

Items: A feline-sized scabbard.

[crazyabe]

CONTINUE TO PLAY DEAD.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Genhov von Clubenstein
Description: A fat and sloven man who would not easily be mistaken for a SWORDMASTER if not for the excessive brace of scabbards and sheaths braced across his body.
Wounds:
- Face Wound: -3 to social interaction rolls
- Right Body Paralyzed: Any actions involving the right side of your body automatically fail
- Left Eye Lost: -1 to all aiming rolls, or visual rolls involving depth perception
- Cerebral Trauma: -2 to all thinking or mental actions
- Heavy Bleeding: If you gain one more Bleedings, a Heavy Bleeding, a Grievous Bleeding, or two extra Light Bleedings, you die.
- Critical Damage: If you lose hold of NOT A SWORD, you die
Swords:
NOT A SWORD
   Miracles: can behave as a nonmagical, simple tool (no moving parts), can turn invisible, can turn incorporeal, lets you convince anyone you choose that you are completely unarmed and harmless.
   SUPER MOVE: NOT A SWORD phases partially into nothingness for a few swings, allowing its user to choose what affects it and what it passes right through.  Additionally, in this state NOT A SWORD becomes much sharper, sharp enough to hack through even other magic swords with a few swings. 
Items: Clothes, 101 assorted scabbards and sheaths

[Crystalizedmire]

Meditate with PREDICT STUBBORN WILDERNESS

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Fathglorhtag
Description: A ball of flesh with tendrils it can use to grasp with.
Wounds: None
Swords: OCCAM'S SUPER RAZOR, PREDICT STUBBORN WILDERNESS
Miracles: Shave/cut stuff, simplify things (if they can be simplified without damaging them, shrink things temporarily, clear up someone’s thoughts

SUPER MOVE: OCCAM’S SUPER RAZOR creates an extraspatial corridor, trapping everything in a line inside of it.  You then dash through the corridor, slashing at everything in it, and come out the other end.
Items: a trench coat, barber's tools, a large suitcase