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Swordmasters.  Duh

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[Imp]

Excellent.  Deeply satisfied, I start work on attempting moving meditation while maintaining and seeking to enhance my connection to ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS and ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS's miracles.  I will observe and choose my steps enough to not walk into other people or objects, otherwise I'm trying to let either my subconscious or ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS guide my path; I am seeking 'a right place for me to be, so I can know what right actions to take' while I maintain my focus on my connection to ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS and slowly, steadily moving.

Spoiler: CHARACTER SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Forever Nameless
Description: 
Wounds: - none yet
Swords:

- ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS; SUPER MOVE: ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS causes the target to acutely remember the events of the next second.  The events are trapped in the person's mind, disorienting the target and causing them to lose focus.  This SUPER MOVE can affect one more powerful target or several weaker targets.
- example miracles:  Never let you forget anything, make someone remember something, write secret messages that are only visible to those you choose, plant a fake but very very plausible memory in someone's head

Items: Two coils of strong cord, one thin and longer, one thicker and even stronger, but shorter.  A toolkit with a wide range of tools, including what might be used to cook, polish, carpenter, carve, locksmith, sow, and a range of other general-purpose use tools.  A samples kit with various materials and fluids , such as glues, solvents, acids, buffers, dyes, a few swatches of several different kinds of fabric, 10 small pieces of uncommon woods, 10 small pieces of uncommon minerals.

[King Zultan]

"Damn I was hoping that having a gun would make those see me as not a threat, oh well better kill them."
Put the shotgun back where I had it and activate DEFINITELY NOT GUN'S SUPER MOVE and turn it into a grenade then throw that grenade at a group of gunpriests.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Swordhaver McHasasword
Description: A bearded man wearing a large hat and a trench coat, nothing suspicious about him, nothing at all.
Wounds: None
Swords:
DEFINITELY NOT GUN
Miracles: make people fixated on any sword they see, make people go into a gun-hating frenzy, make people agree with you on one thing until they have cause to disagree with you again, find the nearest gun, have people hide guns in your presence
SUPER MOVE: DEFINITELY NOT GUN turns into any one thing you choose that is not a gun for a duration depending on its complexity and combat usefulness.  If the thing is expendable, DEFINITELY NOT GUN reappears in your hand after you use it.  For instance, a ballista or a grenade would only last a few seconds, a car or a drill would last a few minutes, and a shovel would last a few hours.  The cooldown restarts when the item turns back. 

Items: Sawn-off Shotgun, shotgun shells, Sword Cleaning kit that has a secret compartment to hide the shotgun inside.

[Egan_BW]

You called the gun "it", thus proving that it is a filthy gun and not a glorious SWORD.

[BlackPaladin99]

4/6

[Crystalizedmire]

Awkwardly say "hello".

[King Zultan]

You called the gun "it", thus proving that it is a filthy gun and not a glorious SWORD.

This makes me wonder if there are guns out there that are special enough to get names and powers.

[BlackPaladin99]

Just waiting for crazyabe

[crazyabe]

Stand there, saying nothing and making no more moves- observing for the moment.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Genhov von Clubenstein
Description: A fat and sloven man who would not easily be mistaken for a SWORDMASTER if not for the excessive brace of scabbards and sheaths braced across his body.
Wounds:
Swords:
NOT A SWORD
   Miracles: can behave as a nonmagical, simple tool (no moving parts), can turn invisible, can turn incorporeal, lets you convince anyone you choose that you are completely unarmed and harmless.
   SUPER MOVE: NOT A SWORD phases partially into nothingness for a few swings, allowing its user to choose what affects it and what it passes right through.  Additionally, in this state NOT A SWORD becomes much sharper, sharp enough to hack through even other magic swords with a few swings. 
Items: Clothes, 101 assorted scabbards and sheaths

(sorry I'm slowing things down, but I prioritize IRL work- over forum games)

[BlackPaladin99]

That's ok, I do the same. 

[BlackPaladin99]

Turn 3

Spoiler: crazyabe (click to show/hide)

Stand there, saying nothing and making no more moves- observing for the moment.
(sorry I'm slowing things down, but I prioritize IRL work- over forum games)

[4]

You stand there and do nothing. 

[BIFURCATE WHOLE RAINDROPS: 6] vs. [DANCE ATOP CLOUDS: 6] vs. [IRON WRATH SHATTER: 5]

(I decided to refer to the combatants by the names of their swords for simplicity, and because said names are immediately obvious.)
BIFURCATE WHOLE RAINDROPS and DANCE ATOP CLOUDS both leap for the item, but crash into each other and roll away.  IRON WRATH SHATTER is moments behind them, grabbing the canister, but he is tripped by the other two a moment later. 

Spoiler: Egan_BW (click to show/hide)

Blade tilts Blade's head at the filthy popo. Stop? What does stop? Unless...
"HAMMER TIME!!!!!"

Throw DELUXE sharpened rebar at cop and then scram.

[Initiative: Swat Team(4), You(3), CHAINSAW CLERIC(3), Cops(3), Swordstealer(1)]

Swat Team
[Movement Roll: 2]
[Attack Roll: 2]

The Swat team charges in, giant crushers waving above their heads.  They desperately try to swat you but don't get close enough to even make it an issue. 

You
[Movement Roll: 6]
[Attack Roll: 6]

You toss the bar back, spearing through two members of the swat team and several regular cops.  You then flee into the un-destroyed houses and get pretty far away from them.  You stop a moment to catch your breath. 

Spoiler: Imp (click to show/hide)

Excellent.  Deeply satisfied, I start work on attempting moving meditation while maintaining and seeking to enhance my connection to ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS and ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS's miracles.  I will observe and choose my steps enough to not walk into other people or objects, otherwise I'm trying to let either my subconscious or ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS guide my path; I am seeking 'a right place for me to be, so I can know what right actions to take' while I maintain my focus on my connection to ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS and slowly, steadily moving.

[6]

You slip into a half-trance and try to walk.  It's hard to do both, kind of like trying to take a nap while shopping for groceries.  You feel ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS pluck a memory from a passerby.  It is the memory of being in a hut in the middle of a rainstorm.  Strangely, there is no sound.  Maybe it's a sign?  Then you trip and fall into a pile of apples.  The dude managing the stall cusses you out.  You move on, reflecting on your experience.  You conclude that you will have to seek out circumstances vaguely similar to the ones you saw (calm within the storm) to achieve more. 

Spoiler: VermilionSkies (click to show/hide)

"My, you have me in quite the pickle here... It's just such a shame-"
I place a paw on IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE, forcing him to believe my next line.
"That your silly little toy there is jammed."
I raise my nose in the air disdainfully.
"Now why don't you drop the gun and get out of here, before this cat has to take your tongue."

[Sword Use: 3]

You see him struggling mentally.  He examines the gun and it's firing mechanism, puzzled.  You have a few seconds of opportunity here.  Don't screw it up. 

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

"Damn I was hoping that having a gun would make those see me as not a threat, oh well better kill them."
Put the shotgun back where I had it and activate DEFINITELY NOT GUN'S SUPER MOVE and turn it into a grenade then throw that grenade at a group of gunpriests.

[Initiative: Gunpriests(4), Cops(4), You(3)]

Gunpriests' Turn
[Movement Roll: N/A]
[Attack Roll: 5]

They shoot a volley of bullets at you. 

[Roll To Dodge Bullets: 2]

You dive out of the way, but, ironically enough, a stray bullet takes you through the collarbone. 

WOUND GAINED:
- Collarbone Wound: -1 to hit rolls
- Bleeding: If you gain two more Bleedings, a Heavy Bleeding, a Grievous Bleeding, or four extra Light Bleedings, you die.

(In case I forget, or you want to know, You die at 3 Bleedings, and a Heavy Bleeding counts as 2, a Grievous bleeding as 3, and a Light Bleeding as 1/2)

Cops' Turn
[Movement Roll: 5]
[Attack Roll: N/A]

While this is going on, the cops scramble away in the confusion. 

Your Turn
[Movement Roll: N/A]
[Attack Roll: 5]

You scream: "DEFINITELY NOT GUN" and throw DEFINITELY NOT GUN in grenade form at the Gunpriests.  They take a moment to realize what it is, and then you see a cartoon-like moment of realization as DEFINITELY NOT GUN goes off.  A third of them are instantly killed, and the other half are flung back, crashing through various wooden walls. 

Spoiler: Crystalizedmire (click to show/hide)

Awkwardly say "hello".

[3]

They just stare for a couple minutes.  The soup seeps into your boot.  It's very awkward. 

(Remember your character sheet)

[VermilionSkies]

"Fine then."
I leap forwards, taking IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE into my teeth, before slashing across the arm holding the weapon.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Telcan
Description: That’s an orange cat. A orange cat with a scabbard. And a sword.
Wounds:
Swords:

IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE
Miracles: Limited ranged telekinesis (with cat paw strength/fine manipulation ability), make cat noises appear out of nowhere, make someone believe something utterly impossible until confronted with its impossibility, make nobody in a room verbally contradict you.
SUPER MOVE: IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE causes you to make a truly putrid cat pun, which causes those who hear it to reel out of sheer disgust and lose some ability to defend themselves as they retch because of your pun.

Items: A feline-sized scabbard.

[Imp]

I conclude that 'storm' may be relative, and continue to walk, remaining calm as I wander.  After all, this tumble against the basket of apples and the seller's ire; that's sort of a type of squall.  I focus on calm awareness as I meditatively walk, seeking to maintain my focus on my connection to ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS.  I also vary between paying a lot of attention to what I hear, and trying to ignore sound; I'm unsure if the vision's significance is to disregard sound or pay more attention to it, so I consider and explore for clues.

[King Zultan]

Go after the Gunpriests that didn't die from the explosion and stab them to death with DEFINITELY NOT GUN.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Swordhaver McHasasword
Description: A bearded man wearing a large hat and a trench coat, nothing suspicious about him, nothing at all.
Wounds:
- Collarbone Wound: -1 to hit rolls
- Bleeding: If you gain two more Bleedings, a Heavy Bleeding, a Grievous Bleeding, or four extra Light Bleedings, you die.
Swords:
DEFINITELY NOT GUN
Miracles: make people fixated on any sword they see, make people go into a gun-hating frenzy, make people agree with you on one thing until they have cause to disagree with you again, find the nearest gun, have people hide guns in your presence
SUPER MOVE: DEFINITELY NOT GUN turns into any one thing you choose that is not a gun for a duration depending on its complexity and combat usefulness.  If the thing is expendable, DEFINITELY NOT GUN reappears in your hand after you use it.  For instance, a ballista or a grenade would only last a few seconds, a car or a drill would last a few minutes, and a shovel would last a few hours.  The cooldown restarts when the item turns back. 

Items: Sawn-off Shotgun, shotgun shells, Sword Cleaning kit that has a secret compartment to hide the shotgun inside.

[Egan_BW]

Lay low.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blade Itself
Description: A flesh-thing dressed in a plastic shower curtain re-tailored into a kimono.
Wounds: Nada
Swords: KILL CHOP DELUXE (SUPER MOVE: KILL CHOP DELUXE goes into a frenzy, dragging the SUPER MOVE'S wielder a short distance, and when the SUPER MOVE stops, hacking back and forth into the SUPER MOVE'S target.  This ability can chew through several feet of mundane materials, and can still be directed by KILL CHOP DELUXE's wielder. )
Items: Letter Opener, Meat Cleaver, Sharpened Fountain Pen

[crazyabe]

I silently approach the wielder of IRON WRATH SHATTER, unnoticed because what Swordmaster would pay attention to one who wields what is so clearly NOT A SWORD, and strike out to bludgeon them to unconsciousness with NOT A SWORD’s edgeless blade.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Genhov von Clubenstein
Description: A fat and sloven man who would not easily be mistaken for a SWORDMASTER if not for the excessive brace of scabbards and sheaths braced across his body.
Wounds:
Swords:
NOT A SWORD
   Miracles: can behave as a nonmagical, simple tool (no moving parts), can turn invisible, can turn incorporeal, lets you convince anyone you choose that you are completely unarmed and harmless.
   SUPER MOVE: NOT A SWORD phases partially into nothingness for a few swings, allowing its user to choose what affects it and what it passes right through.  Additionally, in this state NOT A SWORD becomes much sharper, sharp enough to hack through even other magic swords with a few swings. 
Items: Clothes, 101 assorted scabbards and sheaths
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